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Van Damme's Cyborg. It's been on about 16 minutes now. Brilliant 80s movie this, and one of JC's best if not his best effort. Just think Fallout 3 with Van Damme haha thats what this movie reminds me of.

Is it pills or the ********* you are getting pal?

Well I don't care how someone pronounces things or spells things. As long as it's understandable then there's no problem anywhere as far as I am concerned.

Thing is guys I am not showing any of the major symptoms of the illness. This is what makes me think it's a mistake of some sort on their behalf. I don't ***** the takeaway thing or the salt thing (ok I lie about the salt thing). I do need to lose weight I know I do. I also know that I need to...

There is no such thing as life after porn. It's a myth.

Ravenholm Industries has the record for being the largest and best porn distributor or so I heard anyway.

I went to the doc's yesterday and according to him it's Type 2 I have. I have an appointment with the nurse at the local GP's surgery on the 5th of October for further info and an exam or something. I will be getting it confirmed 110% before I accept any medication of any sort for this. The...

Hell if it was having sex with the lady in the first post. I'd fuck her in front of her ****** if need be. So a forest means nothing matey!. And she shouldn't be surprised if my shotgun goes off in her face at the end either.

Re: Pornstar Comebacks I would have thought that a lot of stars in this industry had Cum-backs.

Midnight Rider - Alan Tam 8rrMJEXzvzY This song, and the guy that sings it, can be found in Jackie Chan's Armour of God. He's Chan's bumbling sidekick in the movie. I like the song so much it's on my MP3 player. FUCK YEAH! haha

How about a bit of both of them. Paul Pitt or Brad Newman

Rosie Huntington Whiteley she has lips made for such actions

Thanks very much, Harley honey! :) It's true though. Cats are cleaner they don't **** and **** all over the place like dogs do. They don't roll around in crap (or whatever else is on the ground). They don't ***** out of the toilet or try and eat someones ****. I've seen all of that done by dogs...

I've probably nominated her before but Christina Hendricks is ideal so she is.

Kate is gorgeous so she is. I'd have her anytime - topless or not.

Dog's are as dumb as bricks so they are. They NEED to be trained in just about everything before they become bearable in living with them. Cats on the other hand need no such fuss made over them. Cats are cleaner as well. Cats are definitely more clever out of the box as it were. Cats get my...

The G36C accept no substitutes!

Maybe. I mean there's still Katie Featherston to lust after and plenty of Metal albums to buy and movies to watch and video games to play. So I guess so. But DAMMIT! the rep score was a little gem of an idea. Still my rep score is higher than Lars Ulrich's IQ so that's a bonus I guess.

So that constantly selling my body for rep was all for fuck all? thanks a lot!

I worked like a hooer in overtime to get that rep score now it's gone :hairpull:

I can believe it as well. You are such a honey! :o

It doesn't bother me if they are younger or older than I am. An attractive woman is an attractive woman and if they are good at their job (hehe) then it's all good.

Yeah, that's right. Heels are sexy so we wear them... I mean you wear them! Women with high heels if the outfit is right (or partial outfit or no outfit) is definitely a good look to have. Heels and women go well together.

Nah I ain't very keep on the Incredible Hulk look on a woman. But that's just me. As for the picture in the first post on this thread. She looks mighty fine. I'd fuck her without thinking twice about it. She's lovely so she is. Her hands (or veins on her arms) don't bother me in the slightest.

Bum her? no problem. Consider it done, if I got the chance to anyway.

I'd take a blowjob from Hillary Clinton and I'd fuck her as well. So yes. Hillary Clinton. As for Janine Garofalo, well, I wouldn't say no to her either. But the rest of them FORGET IT!. And anyway I thought the OP stated porn stars lol that's why I said any female one willing. If it is allowed...

All of these so far are pussy weapons. I will have the Chinese M1 L1 Tripple Pulse Assault Rifle (the one the mercs use in the movie Deep Rising) if it was real. 1000 round capacity, air cooled, water tight. Mini chaingun heaven so it is. The ideal zombie apocalypse weapon!. Well that and...

The middle one (#2) is perfect so she is. I'd fuck her for as long as I had a cock. And unless someone cuts mine off I'll always have one so #2 would get it all the time.

Something I don't normally do... ******* and Cola (High Commisioner ******* and Barr's Cola). I don't normally ***** ******* (I don't smoke either btw). But now as I type this I am starting to feel light headed a little. And to top it off Megadeth's Endgame album is playing in the background as...

I honestly don't know. Any female one that is more than willing would suit me. I am not a massive porn fan (I lie!) but I am not familiar with a lot of names to nominate. I could mention some but it would probably be the bigger named ones like Tera Patrick or someone.

Katie and Olivia together. I would probably end up with a sore cock and balls by the end of it. I mean I'd be constantly ********* myself to the scenes of those two lovely ladies getting it on that my balls would ache badly afterwards. So I can only but imagine what I would be like if I joined...

REC 3. I found the movie to be below average. It's got nothing to do with the change in format from handheld to standard movie. It's just everything really if I'm honest. Even if it's a tiny thing all these tiny things added up do matter. The only saving grace was the main female lead. She was...

My *** - Country and Western, ****** and Allen, Neil Diamond, Jimmy Shand. My mum - Elvis, John Lennon, Frank Sinatra, Jim Reeves, some 70s and early 80s artists.

Depends. If it was like say an Aunty that most guys found hot then I'd probably continue to ***** the chicken and fantasize about her from that point on... but never tell any fucker I know personally. Yeah telling you lot is fine though!

Michelle Watson (a Scottish model)

Katie Featherston Reese Witherspoon Claire Holt

I think it was Bigfoot that ran him over for trying to move in on his patch and for attempting to impersonate him.

Most are going to say Kate. But I am going for Ashley Greene on this one. I would be too scared to approach Kate as she is so awesome in the sexual attraction dept. But Ashley has that kind of girl next door look to her and I LOVE that look.

Pounded Into Dust - ******** Corpse

The sound of the washing machine (in the kitchen) and an electric fan (that's sitting next to me) doing their thing while I'm typing this.

My history teacher at High School was awesome in this department. Her tits were HUGE and I don't mean huge I mean HUGE!. There was no rumors or anything about those puppies being fake either. Talk about defying the law of gravity. I don't know how she managed to walk without falling on her face...

I'm going to have to go with Kim nice but Dim on this one. I prefer Khloe though but since it's Kim being compared then it's her I'll opt for.

Sarah Jayne Dunn (ex-Hollyoaks) I've wanted Sarah to be the ****** of my babies for a long long time. The offer's still on the table Sarah honey! :)

I voted the blowjob option. But I would also choose fuck her pussy till I cum. And I wouldn't think twice about doing so either.

The Danica Patrick sextape or is this just wishful thinking on my behalf :drool2: Himizu A Japanese film. Not what I expected it to be. But it was decent enough though in it's own way.

I could hammer six inch nails into concrete with my cock after getting hard from thinking about Tera!. She gets my vote.

The Principle is a good movie right enough. One of the better 80s movies. And typical James Belushi comedy moments.

Yeah an external drive will be bought at sometime down the line. Untill then I'll watch what I'm doing for the time being. I'm definitely getting an external one though soon. Spank you all who have responded :)

The Principle (James Belushi). A nice little 80s action/comedy movie. I bought it from Amazon a couple of days ago. It cost me £14 and there was only three pre-owned copies left. Must be getting kind of hard to get a hold of. I remember they tried selling it on Amazon for something like £30+ I...

The Black Swan scene where Mila Kunis performs oral sex on Natalie Portman. Just hearing Natalie moan like that makes me shoot my load with minimum effort from me. That, bitches, is the power of Natalie Portman. She's able to make a man cum with little effort other than making passionate noises...