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Yet another notch for big ******* in government to regulate to the sheeple. :rolleyes:

Only if your *** is green when you urinate after you masturbate after watching hours and hours of porn. If your *** is not green, then you are OK.

Kagney Lynn Karter.

Kagney Lynn Karter.

I'd put up my 2011 Nissan GT-R against this fucking piece of **** any day or night... :thefinger

e) none of the above. I emerged from the shower only to find my girlfriend is fooling around with the hot college chick who is renting a room from us in our bedroom. This is where I join in for a torrid hardcore threesome. :thumbsup::pimpdaddy:banger:

The only Mohawk/dreaded haired chick that I would ever consider humping is Mandy Morbid.

You are really creeping me out with this (tired) obsession of yours... that train left a long time ago dude.

No. They are acting in a part that requires them to portray a racist.

You do realize there are about a gazillion threads about pulling the ole pud... try this one on for size; http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?494933-Ultimate-Masturbation-Thread :hatsoff:

If you don't want to brag, just post the pictures... :catpopcorn:

qSKIuJWRMaI I never watched that show, but I did watch Land of the Lost. Amazing special effects and visuals for 1974!

I saw a huge interactive billboard advertisement for FO's right in the middle of Times Square in NYC... pretty rad!

WTF, so he's really a gay guy trapped in a hetero mans body??? :confused:

Boy, people are going no holds barred on Beyonce's infamous picture... Ruthless! :D

Meh... she's pretty average for a Dominican chick.

If you wanted laughs on Fox News, why the fuck did they drop Glenn Beck? He is funnier than Greg Gutfeld & Dennis Miller combined!!!

Maybe after this, she'll pose in Playboy to offset this tranny/she hulk looking fiasco... :eek:

Since it is taking him this long to respond to his questions, I figure Road is probably connected to the internet via telegraph... :eek:

did he died? :eek:

Interesting, so scooting across the floor is out? :dunno:

She's pretty average regarding her euro porn looks. I've seen prettier.

If you could "get rid of" pesky trolls that invade FreeOnes from time to time, what kind of firearm would you use? a ****** or a machine ***?

Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Yep, rappers and gangsters are running' ****!!!! :jester::jester::jester:

Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Oh well, she's not the first porn chick to fuck a rapper, and definitely won't be the last one to do so either... did she get paid $$$??? :bedbounce:

This is a translated list of Western rock bands that Soviet Komsomol (a Communist Party for young people) singled out for deletion from the list of permissible music to be played at Soviet dance clubs, due to their "ideologically harmful compositions." I never saw it before because it was for...

I hope to see more porn produced from The Middle East. :anonymous

^^^ Have you considered a colonic to alleviate this issue of yours? ^^^

If they are 100% real women, then all of them. If they are trannys, then go fuck yourself.

How about a wacky theme similar to the movie, Earth Girls Are Easy. Just an idea.

I've never been ******, although I did change my user name. :computer:

It's really too bad Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj can't follow in Kurt Cobian's lead ... :suicide:

Have you ever had any lesbian adventures or participated in a 3-way before?

Are we including sexual performance as well? :dunno:

Classic! LOLZ!!! :rofl:

There are many idiots that can't drive on the roads we have today, so future idiots are likely not able to command a flying vehicle without crashing into buildings, trees, or into each other... imagine that chaos.

I'm employed but I also do my own thing part time as well. The money is real good. :pimpdaddy

For $9 bucks, you can go to Walmart and get a 2 gb usb stick. You can store it anywhere. Simple.

I just finished watching The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo with Daniel Craig. It's Pretty Good. I really want to see the Denmark 2009 version.

You're better off counting your blessings that you don't wind up going to some German prison.

Let's all hope that this hypocritical fucktard, gladyator89, is gone for good from this train wreck of a thread. :brick: :thefinger:thefinger:thefinger

Mmmmm... I'm going to have to take your word for it. I'll let you know if and when I take the plunge. :anonymous

How the fuck did this thread went from pen-pals to tossing the salad is beyond me... :eek: Tossing the Salad It's a prison thing. Lower inmates are ****** to lick the assholes of the leading inmates, but they put salad dressing on it to hide the taste. Hence, tossing the salad. Bend over...

Walruses are known to swim into the gaping mouths of Orcas and Great White sharks. Go figure.

They're nothing more than Rib Cushions to me.

Why did the would be assassin use such a small ***? They don't sell GLOCKS in Bulgaria?

I never had the opportunity to go down the ***** brick road... not sure I want to either.

Dude, I've been here since 2008 and I still haven't met any blonde or brunette pornstars. But if you do meet one, please introduce me as well. :thumbsup: Thank you. :hatsoff:

How many *roses* are we talking about here??? ;) :D

^^^ is it because you read the word 'Anus' and somehow you thought it might be related to you??? ^^^ :dunno: