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Re: This is proof that the world is going to HELL IN THE HAND BASKET freakin pissed lol calm down. I've been looking up internet porn for nearly 9 years (quite frequently at that) and I can't say I've ever once "accidentally" or otherwise stumbled upon ***** porn. It's quite farfetched to me...

U mad?

Yes, put a cock in their mouths and it might shut them up.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Those small obscured boobies very lightly jiggling weren't worth the compromise :D :nono:

Bwahahahaha! You're just a leper now. Shun him!

I got hit by a virus, the flu virus. Nearly ****** me, but I'm still here and stronger than ever jahahahaha!

Why do you still come here for entertainment then? Go out and find the cure for cancer or pen the next oscar best picture, you lazy bastard.

Nope, but I saw the movie. :D sMGMZsKXz94 Or he meant congrats on his emotionally scarred *****? :dunno:

Not the tobacco pipe and professor jacket!!! :( How condescending can you get, Conan?!

No, I want you to be the guy who posts random names of famous people who wouldn't ordinarily be considered sexy in an attempt to be funny. Fulfill your role, damn it!

I hardly even knew he was Indian, I just figured he was a tan Brit. That ambiguity probably made it possible for him to be successful, so I'm sure he might want you to keep it on the DL.

Uh oh. Looks like Vicky needs the charismatic PK to throw his hat in the ring for her. ;) Let the word spread out my followers. All 8,000 of them.

Re: Hot off the press! I've got photos of Yurizan Beltran doing Anal for the first ti Maybe she's just that perfect. :drawheart:

That's because there's no beginning.

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He was already walking at 14 months? That just makes it more tragic and cruel.

Fuck you Conan! :mad:

Indeed. It robs average people of the chance of netting a babe if the handsome men get to have as many as they want. Plus it's an oxymoron. More than one spouse? No such man can put up with that amount of nagging.

Enough with the "what the fuuuck?", you guys should be used to this now. GTFO if you can't take the randomness/insanity and go post in one of the hundred "who's pussy do you want to eskimo kiss" threads. ESKIMO KISS!

Best comedian out there today, IMO.

He inspired a good movie. May he rest in peace.

As someone who's been slapped into the red infinity by that huge thing, I'll take that as a compliment. :D

Have you measured yours?

Law dictates that you can only marry one. So who's it going to be?

Bullshit, you ****** him!

You're participating?!

Are you sure you can't just **** them? It's too much of a hassle to concoct a revenge scheme.

Franceska James is a hot piece of ass, but rachel mcAdams is one of those cute intellectuals that you ideally want to marry. As far as pretty goes I'll have to say Rachel.

I liked these documentaries for the realism. Sometimes a person gets caught up in the superficial image of the business and doesn't think about what goes on behind the scenes. Kagney appeals to me more for some reason after seeing her genuine side. I LOL'ed when she basically emasculated her...

Star Wars. The ***** better be strong with me and I better not be reincarnated as a Hutt. Maybe the Marvel universe, where exposing myself to radiation might do something other than give me terminal cancer. Also the One Piece-verse.

How did you find this out?

Napoleon Dynamite was a revolutionary picture which sparked a new era. Don't look down on it.

I'm not impressed by Sasha Grey. :D

Abella. She won me over with dat grind she does.

Sacrifice that useless piece of garbage to Satan.

Speaking of which, are your shift and period keys broken?

He should never see large gains. People are too forgiving.

I see Romney's running with this Wisconsin thing. Apparently Walker winning a recall election by a margin is wholly representative of Americans unanimously opposing not just collective bargaining but government workers in general. :rolleyes: Next leap: the election in Wisconsin sends a message...

Hehe, yeah totally....moar liek gaybook amirite? I don't even know why I mentioned it. I was just kidding, ya know. Let's forget I brought it up.

Damn man, you left out The Notebook.

I don't watch the telly either, although I am married to my laptop. That's how I keep up with what's what and divulge my wisdom to pupils on this board, among other things. All we ask is that you keep an open mind Squally. You're too dismissive and particular about your likings. :nono:

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Re: Octomom on the set of her porn vid I'm imagining it, and it's pretty cute. Buster likes mayo, apparently.