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I prefer uncut. And I can't stand the whole "cut dicks are cleaner" ....no they're not. Clean people have clean dicks, regardless if they're cut or not. I've dated guys who've had nasty, unclean cut cocks (one that gave me a UTI every time we fucked bareback) and I've fucked super clean uncut...

Diet **** for me please. Its the only pop I'll *****.

If a woman who wants to serve on the frontlines can meet the same physical requirements that a man has to meet, then why not? Sure, those women will likely be few and far between, but why refuse a willing and ABLE person from serving their country?

Here where I live its legal to walk down the street topless. No one does though, and why? Because men turn into juvenile jerkoffs the moment they're faced with a naked set of boobs. And like its been posted in here already, women already have to worry about being ***** while walking alone fully...

I streaked two nites ago in -29 degree temps...yep....a tad bit nipply!

And I should add that FO is supposed to be a place where fans can come and interact with models and pornstars...to make them more accessible and "real" (for lack of a better term)....adding a feature that would essentially hang each model up to be treated like a piece of meat, to have her...

No really, I'm being serious....when I read the title and the first post I thought this was a joke. Like, "haha, Roald is trying to make a funny about all the dudes who spend 9 hrs a day critiquing pornstars on here" ...but this idea is actually SERIOUS? Not that it matters because I'm not...

Is this thread a joke?

I kinda like it. Why do you think I love the Backstreet Boys so much? (ziiing. I just insulted my teen idols....go me.)

Hopefully more amateur, REAL sex porn. Nothing thats clearly scripted, directed, edited etc...just real sex, with real connection and emotion, and it wouldn't hurt to see the women get more pleasured....something directed more towards women, but still something guys can enjoy.

Ugh my vagina just whimpered in pain....

No idea who Tom Waits is, but Adam Levine is pretty much the hottest thing ever so I'll go with him.

Any parent who disowns their ***** for any reason isn't really a parent at all. When you have ********, you sign up to love them regardless of who they are, what they do...parents are supposed to be the ones in this world who love you unconditionally. Period.

I must be reppin you more than anyone else because I went to rep you again and it told me to rep others before I could rep you again lol. Shame there aren't that many good posters on here to rep :( le sigh.

She looks like she's been hiking all day in the 2nd pic. Of course she's gonna look bad. her clothing choice is also unflattering. But put a pic of her freshly showered, light makeup and in jeans/tshirt (ie. an average look) and I'm sure she'd still be super pretty. Of course professional...

I had egg salad for lunch, I hope thats ok.

Why thank you sir. I do what I can :hatsoff:

And I have to say, I'm loving this thread. Discussions about **** are ALWAYS awesome. :clap:

I'm not saying that saliva is worse or even on the same level as ****. You're misunderstanding my post. I'm saying getting upset that theres turds on your schlong would be as silly as getting upset about spit on your dick. Or even getting ***** on your dick if you're fucking a chick on her...

Steak!!!

The only correct answer to this question is - until she cums. Lick it like a boss.

Honestly what else DOES a guy do? Just deal with it! It'd be like fucking a chicks mouth and being grossed out that there's spit on your dick. You fuck a pooper, you should be smart enough to realize you MAY get a bit of doodoo on your love noodle.

Good food. Food is one of lifes greatest pleasure, and if I wasn't able to experience different types of food, cuisines etc...I'd go mad. That, and knowledge/learning.

I'm gonna vote for the board regulars but thats it.

Not entering either. But good luck to all the regular OCMS's on FO- I hope you girls take the whole competition! Lets see some winners that WON'T peace out after cashing their check.

If I was about to fuck a guy for the first time and he had ANY spots on his dick, I'd be putting my pants back on and telling him to go get checked. **** is nastayy.

Ear, nose or around your mouth.

From when I was a ***...PJ Sparkles. I wanted her for that whole year and Santa made it happen :D Most recent gift that was awesome...my dog Abbie was a Christmas gift and she's my favorite thing evar! I had to google Deen since I had no idea who he was....and no, he's not attractive at all...

I NEVER turn down a good massage :) Why thank you :) And bacon wrapped asparagus? I'M IN! :D

I got started in 2006 after ending really bad relationship. Lonely, kinda horny, found a webcam network and found Naughty Allie broadcasting weekly shows. I loved watching her, she was beautiful and charismatic (I've since been in contact with her to thank her for inspiring me) and at the time I...

Re: Would you marry a pornstar that still works I don't really have anything to add to this thread, other than the fact that I think some of the attitudes up in here are straight up disgusting. Its sad that there is so much disrespect and degredation coming from the very people who pornstars...

1. Save more money - I hope to have the start of a down payment on a house saved by the end of next year. 2. Visit two new places/countries. Thats all I've got for now. I usually think about it after Christmas and then come up with my list, so I'll likely post again.

No.

Cellulite is normal on most women. Even the thinnest of girls can have cellulite....so I'm happy to see this thread! :)

hmmmm packages of bacon are PRETTY large....one pack of bacon would more than fill two sammiches here....but if you DO decide to do the whole pack on one sammich, take pics for meee! yeah I thought about it and I'll have to decline, sorry. hmmmm describe a "typical canadian" and I'll let you...

Loveee Leonard. He's my ideal type of guy IRL (for the most part of course) :)

only long enough to eat the bacon lol

Gonna have to go with Big Bang! Hilarious!

Thanks. Its been a long time since he ******, but you never get over something like that. If Zdenka had any class or compassion at all, he wouldn't have brought that private part of my life up at all. But thanks for your love <3 Ralph by Ralph Lauren. Its my go-to, everyday fragrance :)

Well...in this instance, theres not really any solid signs that she's interested in you since you work together so her talking to you and smiling could just be her being polite. BUT in saying that....yes you should ask her out for coffee! Go for it! If you don't, then nothing will ever happen...

#1- if you add me I'll accept your friend request #2, PM me details on your contest

I wish I had the answer for that lol

sorry, what does the fact that I lost my boyfriend to a car accident have to do with your big dick fantasies? Seriously? Why even bring that up?

If I had to pick.... Kanye. But strictly for physical attraction...if personality factors into this at ALL, then I choose Cooper

How am I taking this personally? I just said that you're fucking annoying - not anything I haven't said before in your zillion other big dick threads. And I just think its in poor taste to make up lies about a man being seriously injured in a factory accident when in reality, people DO lose...

so you're saying that this man, who was inside this butter making machine, had his whole dick sliced off but nothing else? The machine decided to selectively sever only that one part of his body? And that this is one of your friends, one of MANY who seem to struggle with having big dick envy...

You are either super delusional and can't separate real life from fantasy, or you just enjoy lying. I'm going to go with option A though.

I order from a place that guarantees 40 mins or the order is free. I've only had it late one time (he was late by one minute, and insisted on it being a free order) so...yeah. Less than 40 mins.

he saw her photo, thought she was cute and hit her up. But it only worked out for him because my ******* happens to be funny, charming and not desperate at all to find girls on FB. He doesn't send out mass messages to random girls hoping to find a hookup. He just thought she was cute, thought...

My ******* met his now wife through Facebook. Just sayin...it CAN happen but yeah, messaging girls who are taken is douchetastic beyond belief.