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Another one then...? A BIKER riding on a elevated highway, sees a girl about to jump of the edge in an attempt to suicide. He goes up to her and asks her 'Are you going to jump off then?'. The girl says - Yes. The biker says - 'Well in that case, why dont you gimme a blowjob before you die?'...

Awesome!!

nice!

Nice boobies!!!

me to! :Ditto:

Naice!!! :crowdgrin:

The first one!!! EPIC!

nice!

:wtf:

More correctly, They are looking at the center of the Creation of The Universe!! ;)

Nice!! :crowdgrin:

:rofl: nice!

Damn, man - does'nt that take a LOT of time?.... I mean I have one instrument and I find it pretty hard to learn..... But I guess, it's an instinct that hones itself thru age?... :dunno:

Damn! So, we just go and stick it into the front end of a pussy now??..... Really!?......

The fact that the guy at the bottom of the picture is ready to stick it in sneakily?...:) :crowdgrin:

Nuke'em!! Nuke em now!! Call in the national security!!!!

Seriously, that cracked me up so Bad!!...:D would u agree with him?..... I think, Personally IMO he's right.....

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Re: Eve Lawrence ****, looks like I have already repped ya recently... Never mind, take it on credit!

Re: Eve Lawrence You created an WHOLE new THREAD justa say THAT!!?..... :crowdgrin: You must be crzy then, and I always welcome'em!!! :D Rep for ya mate!

Amen to that. The last word. Really.

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today This one!: http://getabikini.com/photos/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/42332_IMG_011_123_213lo.jpg :flame: :drool1:

Re: Who made you cum today? Audrey Bitoni! :nanner:

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Fuck man..... You almost had me rep you for that.........:crowdgrin:

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Aletta Ocean and Tori Black......:) Threesome!! Every single day till I go dry in the nuts!!! :nanner:

Phew! :drool1: I remember seeing the very first movie and having a major crush on her.... In my sick perverted mind, I would always have fantasies as to how much of a sexy lil chick she'd grow to be.... Glad to see that my mind was right!!....Few more years Emma and I'd be ready to bust a nut at...

:eek:

Thank God, It aint Shemale Mutant Ninja Turtles.... I dont wanna see a thread like that! And the Girl on the left [standing] reminds me of Katie Holmes..........:dunno:

:crowdgrin:

There's a mantra about that here in my side of the world: Cover the Face and Fuck the base!!!...:D No offense though, Just the thing that came to mind when I saw your quote.....:)

:wtf:..... Seriously, :wtf: That's retarded you piece of **** brained retarded skunk....... Rather go hang yourself...

:drool1: :crowdgrin: :nanner: NAICE!!!!

I love Tori!!!!!! Even have her on my Signature!!! :nanner: :drool1:

Re: Best Blowjob pics?? Damn! :flame:

I'd Hit it!!! :nanner:

Some of'em are downright hungry!!!

Sure... watchin PORN is WAAAAY better than banging the next door Girl! :D

It's too small!!!:(

Is it you being cheeky or do I have a dirty mind!?.... :nanner:

About 14GB...Movies, mags, photo sets, short clips!! :nanner: good enuf!

I got this movie.....:D And, boy, Am I happy for it!!! It's fucking awesome!!! Tori black as Catwoman and Randy Spears as the Joker is a coup in itself!!...:) Add Alexis Texas to it and Lexi belle....... Fuck you know you are in for a serious wank time......:D

Roald, I'm so Jealous and happy for you at the same time!!....:) Did she allow you to touch her?....?.....? Damn, those boobies are fucken :flame: Good one!

What!!?... Another one!!?......NOOOOOO...............

Nice!! :thumbsup:

Nina Ferrari

Move on man.......:) For a guy with a girl - there is only ONE girl! For a guy without a girl - there are a THOUSAND girls waiting to be taken!! So, brush up, move on and enjoy yourself!

They have shows like that!!!!!!! ?????? :eek: :wtf: Are you serious!?.........

Seriously..... I agree.

This thread has always cracked me up ever since I joined FO..... Good job guys!! Keep'em coming!