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Yesterday I had a fascinating ending to a nice afternoon. We visited Christiaan van der Klaauw who is an old friend of my girlfriends ****** and a master watchmaker (he's a member of a highly prestiges Swiss watchmaking association) and @ the end of our visit he let me have a look in his...

Last night my girlfriend and I went to a new years eve party and it seems we had a great time. We were told we even climbed on a table and started dancing. Apparently we put on a little show :D My girlfriend can remember what happened almost clearly but I only have a vague recollection of what...

So last night we had a big Christmas dinner with both our families. My parents had arranged the whole thing and we all came together in a nearby bowling/party center. We were worried there might be some friction between some our ****** members because it's bound to happen not everyone is gonna...

That's right people, you read it here first. God hates Lady Gaga :1orglaugh

For me it's Antarctica by Vangelis. Every time I hear that song I think of winter and Christmas. To me it's the quintessential Christmas song.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6210255/EU-funding-Orwellian-artificial-intelligence-plan-to-monitor-public-for-abnormal-behaviour.html I wonder who'll be the first to say they're not worried because they have nothing to hide.

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/r2kav5deu7djgauwf0u.gif :1orglaugh

Yesterday evening it started to snow and when we woke up this morning there was about 20 cm's of snow on the streets. It hasn't stopped snowing all day in the north (that's where we live) and now the snow is up to 35-40 cm's. Here are some pictures I made...

Last saturday one of our best girlfriends came over, she's been in Germany for her work and she wanted to catch up with us. We had dinner with her and we talked about what's been happening in our lives and vice versa. Later that night we watched a movie and we had some ****. In fact, we had a...

Rabbi Yitzhak Shapira has written a book about ******* non jews in wich he outlines when it's ok to **** them. http://www.maannews.net/eng/ViewDetails.aspx?ID=238444 It's funny isn't it, when a muslim says fucked up stuff like this people say that muslims are all the same but when a jewish rabbi...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9krX9fHAfHM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBjMTgwTNb8&feature=related Two very powerful ads that show how fast things can go terribly wrong.

Last monday was my job interview @ the shipyard I told about and I got the job :nanner: They said I'm exactly the right age because they want to freshen up the office section @ the yard. I'm starting monday 16 so I have a short vacation wich is very nice. I'm so happy I found something so...

The owner of the shipyard I worked for called a meeting this afternoon and told us he'll be filing for bankruptcy tomorrow. Things have been extremely slow in the boat building market so we all could see it coming but to actually hear the words is something else. This really sucks because it was...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKiF2lCe-H4&feature=related

Not too long ago me and my girlfriend bought two of those ''love eggs'' with a remote control. Today she decided it was a good day for me to wear mine but she kept the remote control and she's been teasing me for the better part of the day :( She kept turning the egg on to get me all wet and...

Very funny article by theonion.

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Here's part 2

Someone on another forum we're members @ posted this. I thought Americans on this board might find it interesting altho I don't know if everything talked about is true. I can't post it in one thread because it's too long, the rest is in Strawman part 2 :1orglaugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbQvD6t0ju0&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22AWPW5s4EA&hl=nl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg0l7f25bhU&feature=related And for the grand finale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSWmh9ZTLOY :1orglaugh

Yesterday I recieved an e-mail from some guy who says he knows me from work but that he doesn't work where I work. He said he downloaded pictures of me from the internet and that he jerked off to them until he came. He asked me how I feel about it, like do I think if that's horny or something...

As most of you probably know I work @ a shipyard and some of my co-workers are mechanics. One of them used to be a car mechanic for 17yrs before he became a boat mechanic and because cars cost a lot to keep on the road he's going to give me a course in basic car maintenance. He's going to teach...

My girlfriend and I want to buy a lcd tv but there are so many out there we don't know what to look for. We do know we want it to be 32 inches (81 cm) large and it has to be full hd since we also want to buy a blu-ray player sometime in the future. We'll only use it to watch tv programs and...

From september first to sixth there a big boat show in the Netherlands called the HISWA wich is one of the largest shows in Europe and we had to get three boats done for the show but due to some people (who do office work at the shipyard, it's walways them) the planning was just terrible as...

Last friday I was cleaning my car @ work (I work @ a shipyard so we have all kinds of shampoo and polishing stuff laying around) but there was still some blackish stuff on it wich I couldn't get off. It was warm so I thought, screw it. One of the guys came over and he saw the blackish stuff on...

Last night I had the most real and vivid ***** ever. I dreamt that I had just met my girlfriend again for the first time and from the very first moment I knew she had money, lots of it but that didn't matter to me. The only thing that mattered to me was her. The strange thing is she didn't have...

One of the funniest spoofs ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj6QqCH7g0Q&hl=nl

Last week a new couple moved in next door and they have a 6 yr old ********. We asked them over for dinner to make them feel @ home in the neighbourhood. They took us up on the offer and they come over last night and their little girl has now decided my girlfriend and I are her new friends. It's...

Why is it so important for some of you guys to be able to identify a woman just because you saw some picture of her on a website? it's not like you have any chance of meeting her or of ******** with her. So why is it so important?

Well, tomorrow is the big day, my girlfriend is completely moving in with me. We've already rented a small truck so we can get all of her stuff she wants to keep. She just has to turn in her keys @ the housing corporation and tie up a few loose ends and then it's official. I already rented my...

I completely forgot about this video. It was shot during Firstlook 2008, the biggest gaming event in the Netherlands. There also was a boothbabe of the year contest wich I won. It wasn't anything big or prestigious, just a lot of fun and I got a lcd tv and a small cash award out of it :) If you...

I've had lots of pm's asking me who the girl in my signature is. This is for everyone who is thinking about sending me a pm asking me who she is. I don't know who the girl in my signature is. I'm not going to answer any more pm's about it because it's getting old. That's all :)

The American justice system @ work

Dear Mum & ***, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the **** - tell them to get in ****** quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am...

Some very cool short clips (even if it's fake). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ymkoh-vKzM&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRJikn_84rE&hl=nl

Last night my girlfriend asked me out of the blue if I want to live together with her. It came as a complete suprise to me but I didn't have to think about it and I said yes. She's moving in with me because I have a larger house but we're going to wait until june when we have 3 weeks of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIutgtzwhAc&hl=nl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjAZ5esOBZw&hl=nl (The second one is a follow up commercial)

but how do you practice something like this? (The predominantly male oriented user titles really need to go, mine doesn't make any sense does it)

Taoism - **** happens. Hare Krishna - **** happens, rama rama ding ding Hinduism - this **** happened before. Islam - if **** happens, take a hostage. Zen - what is the sound of **** happening? Buddhism - if **** happens, is it really ****? Confucianism - Confucius says, "**** happens". 7th day...

Susan Boyle proves to never judge a book by it's cover on Britains got talent. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OcQ9A-5noM&feature=related

Last week I went to Brussels to visit my (other)******* and ****** in law. 2 weeks ago my ****** in law gave birth to a girl and I wanted to see her as quick as possible. When I arrived @ their place and held my niece in my arms for the first time I just melted. She's the most beautiful and...

Study Reveals: Babies are Stupid May 21st, 1997 LOS ANGELES - A surprising new study released Monday by UCLA's Institute For ***** Development revealed that human babies, long thought by psychologists to be highly inquisitive and adaptable, are actually extraordinarily stupid. The study, an...

I bought a new car. It's a Hyundai coupe 2.0i FX. It's build in 2001, it has run 42.115km and it has 139bhp :D One of the mechanics @ work used to be a car mechanic for 17yrs and he gave it a very thorough inspection. He said it's in very good condition especially the suspension and motor and...

I want to buy a nice outfit to turn on my girlfriend and maybe do a bit of role playing. I was thinking of a schoolgirl uniform with one of those short skirts but maybe some of you have some other good ideas? I'd like to hear them :)

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm :1orglaugh ;)

Here's something funny for the guys, a penis name generator :1orglaugh

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Here is it people, the end of the internet :shock: