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Vicky Vette Brittney Spears Kim Kardashian Amy Reid Nancy Grace Megan Fox Beyounce(I think I spelled that wrong...oh well, fuck it!) Angelina Jolie and ALL FEMALE SPORTS REPORTERS ON ESPN I'd also like to add the lady from the Progressive auto insurance commercial. She is a practice girl at...

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How would the country be if the South had won you say? I don't even want to ponder how radical things would be.

This thread = FAIL!

Tebow is best friends with God. You don't think God would smite Tebow do you?:tongue:

Truer words haven't been spoken in a long while. To believe all of those idiots on draft day ****** on this guy because he went to a small school in Mississippi. Very classy guy too. Didn't get into the end zone and act like a total jackass.

fixed. Good game though. The tension level in the room didn't go down for a minute. 49ers have a great defense, as to be expected with Singletary in charge. If it wasn't for those turnovers, then the Saints could have very well been 1-1. Don't be sad though niners, I liked what I saw tonight...

The Niners are even worse. Last year they had the most stripped balls in the NFL.

Offering up different opinions is one thing, but acting like a self-righteous jackass is another all together. Guy was like a cross between Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson.

What? Ronnie Brown fumbled? Lies! Lies and Slander!!

Of course not. Hell, if Cardinal fans and Lions fans can stay loyal after NEVER winning a super bowl after all these years, then anyone can be loyal to their team.

UGH...that Philbert guy:facepalm: I sure as fuck don't miss him.

WHAT!?!?!?! I can you not like the "Who Dat?" chant?:dunno: I'm joking of course. It is stupid, promotes bad grammar, and is annoying as fuck. You are 100% right about the Jets though. That bandwagon rivals the number of fuck tards that are currently on the tea party bandwagon.

Yeah, It was pretty decent. This show did manage to get cool points for having a villain in it with arguably one of the baddest names ever...Xanatos. Nothing touches Batman the Animated Series though....NOTHING!

But, but....I was prepared to offer up a klondike bar too:(

I guess that's a no....:(

Two Words: ROLL TIDE!! .....not really. Everyone knows that Duke has a **** weak football program.

To quote a phrase from Futurama "This does not fempute!". XY=Male XX=Female. Someone somewhere fucked up royally.

Okay Whimsy, I'll make you a deal. I'll teach you how to "dougie"(and by teach, I mean I'll threaten some ******* hobo into doing it since I wouldn't be caught dead doing that gay ****) if you give me approximately 15 minutes alone with Kimmy. That's fair right?

40 years later and music today sucks a big fat one! Damn we need guys like Jimmy and Duane Allman around again.

I would pay top dollar to see Serena and Sharapova go at it in a KY wrestling match wearing nothing but a big ole T-shirt.

:dito: You literally can't get anything accomplished if more than 1 person fucks up his job. Hell, depending on the position, all it takes is one person to fuck up to have disastrous effects. One weak link in the chain and it's all over. Let an offensive lineman wiff a blocking assignment on a 5...

I'm a virgin..................

It can be a little difficult if you aren't constantly reminded of its existence every 30 seconds. It is a great game once you get into it and understand what the hell is going on. I used to **** this sport growing up. My sports of choice were baseball, followed by boxing. Once I played it...

Very true. It started to get dangerous when you had offensive and defensive lineman running sub 4.5 speed *cough*Reggie White.

Lisa Ann wins this hands down.

Brianna Love Baby!

Really? The fact that his name is "Drake" isn't enough?

Tomorrow evening at about 7:30 p.m central standard time. Make sure to bring marshmallows and chocolate...white chocolate, because we are making white power smores after the meeting.

Sorry Alisa, I am relieved that he isn't American(along with that fucker Drake). Us Americans have been taking to many blows in the international arena for quite some time. I am just glad that we are not alone when it comes to riding the idiocy train.:)

:1orglaugh Seriously though, IF this did happen, what did she expect? You are going around a bunch of muscled up tough guys that ooze testosterone and get paid for knocking the fire out of people. Just lucky that they didn't get grab assy on her. Grabbing that booty would be well worth me...

:1orglaugh Probably the same genius who came up with that lame ass touchdown rule that royally fucked the Lions.....yeah, I am still complaining about that.

yeah, was definitely just a warning. That lanky guy did something to **** him off because his attention was only focused on him and not the other trainer. Perhaps that trainer was a Chicago Bears fan.:dunno:

ARGH! How could I forget about the land of the rising sun? Yeah, their history is very impressive to say the least. After all, they did produce best warrior the ancient world had to offer.

Yes, yes it was. With people consistently calling them our "B" team, a lot of people thought that they lacked what it took to get the job done. Two words: Kevin Durant. That guy was just unstoppable. Have to give the whole team credit really. First off, they were a very young team with little...

Personally, I have always enjoyed Russian history as it contains some of the most notable and unique historical figures that I can think of. Being as indecisive as I am, however, it his really hard for me to ignore the history of all peoples and regions on this planet. If I had to pick one...

Ah okay. Just a bit of a mix up there then. Question: Do you guys miss Brandon Marshall yet? Question 2: What is the name of the jackass that hired McDaniels?

Damn, why did I think you were a Tebow fan?:dunno:

Understandable. I mean I have respect for the little bastard because he is 4ft nothing but he is out there flying around with a fearless attitude opening a can of whoop ass against guys who could probably eat him for lunch.*looks over shoulder for Albert Haynesworth* But seriously, I am not even...

First and foremost....the Lions got FUCKED!! but at least their defensive line is every bit as good as they were hyped up to be. Still looks like the Colts are reeling from that fleur de lis they took up the ass about 7 months ago. Do they fucking pay for Bob Sanders to be hurt? That little...

Dude, do you change your sig every other day?

:facepalm: Ugh, I am gonna sound like a misogynist bastard when I say that I agree here. Men are more openly violent and aggressive with our malice. We do a lot of sick and ****** **** that turns your stomach. But we are usually fairly predictable. Women, however, are a bit more sneaky and hard...

Oh yes, how could I forget the "all plagues and diseases exist as population control" statement. Population control is gonna be my plea whenever they stumble upon the mountain of corpses I left back in....well, maybe it's best I be quiet for the moment :D

Oh come now, that isn't exactly fair. Some people get it from spouses or significant others who may have cheated on them. And what about all of those botched ***** transfusions? Also, in most AIDS cases, the person who hasn't had no clue that they had it. Also, according to this poll, the...

Well, I don't really care much for humanity, and I do agree with Plump Rump when he says that it is a form of population control. Do consider this, however; In a few thousand years or so, people could indeed grow highly resilient to HIV and have stronger immune systems due to the effects of...

Also, let's not undermine the Saint's defense. They played fairly well. After Shiancoe scored, he was pretty much quite for the rest of the night. Also, give credit to the Saint's O-line. I didn't hear Jared Allen's name called all night, and those two guards were chopping the Williams brothers...

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!! WHEN DID HE GET MODERATOR STATUS!?:surprise:

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Spot on. Actually the only thing that drives a woman more nuts is when a man tells her that he isn't in the mood for sex. If you are ever bored and just wanna see someone squirm for a few days or need some manner of payback for all the times she has told you no, do that. Even better if you...

Ah! Football season is offically under way! I AM SO FUCKING PSYCHED UP!!! It has been too long a wait, but well worth it. I almost forgot my favorite asset of the game....We get to hear constant bitching from all the haters and fanboys and nut sack riders! This is truly God's game!