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  1. Bearded_Menace

    Small dick porn?

    Awww c'mon man. You mean to tell me you don't like seeing women impaled by guys with dicks the size of telephone poles?:1orglaugh
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    German Chancellor Angela Merkel: German Multiculturalism 'Utterly Failed'

    A personal favorite: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abram_Petrovich_Gannibal ....and since some **** wiki http://www.bl.uk/onlinegallery/features/blackeuro/pushkinback.html http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/topics/Abram_Petrovich_Gannibal A pretty valid example unless you are one of those ass...
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    NBA Bans Sneaker That Increases Vertical Leap

    Well, at least Stan Van Gundy gets to keep his turtle necks.
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    NBA Bans Sneaker That Increases Vertical Leap

    Against who is the question?:confused:
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    KAMIKAZE HIT! s55tF5XqeZA Man I wish Jacked UP! was still around. This hit was sick!! Desaun got knocked the fuck out!
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    At least Hester is still as impressive as ever.;)
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Yup. Even when LSU went after losing a game they showed their dominance by completely trouncing an undefeated Ohio State. Game wasn't even close. On another note, I just saw the reply on ESPN of Eric LeGrand of Rutgers being *********. It is pretty disturbing because you can tell that as soon...
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Haven't seen that word used to describe a single iota of the Colts' offense since the days of Jim Mora the Great.
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    German Chancellor Angela Merkel: German Multiculturalism 'Utterly Failed'

    Oh I am not gonna debate that. There is factual evidence to back up that claim.
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    Waking up in the middle of a great *****, going back to *****, continuing *****

    Ummm, a t-shirt and some ****** Guy boxers with Stewie on it
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Boy, you don't pay attention much do you? People have been saying that strength of schedule is a very big determining factor in the rankings. We have a saying down here in SEC football country regarding the matter as it pertains to the other conferences: "Your roar is really easy to be heard...
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    That Redskins and Colts game was awesome! Too bad the skins lost, but did anyone see that one handed catch by Pierre Garcon? Talk about bad ass! It will be on the highlights on ESPN tomorrow.
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    Waking up in the middle of a great *****, going back to *****, continuing *****

    That is a rarity for me. Usually when I am in the middle of a good *****, someone usually has impeccable timing in fucking that ***** up. Once it is fucked it can't be unfucked unfortunately.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Yeah, about as dangerous as a limp dick is to a virgin pussy.:*****:
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    German Chancellor Angela Merkel: German Multiculturalism 'Utterly Failed'

    So you're saying that white people don't like to fuck?:dunno: That is probably one of the dumbest comments I have heard all day right behind one of my friends saying that the Cowboys were going to blow out the Vikes:1orglaugh Fucking doesn't always equal to producing offspring. Fucking without...
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    :rofl2:
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    ZSklJQmfbzM This has been a shitty football day:facepalm: C'mon Vikings, I am counting on you guys to salvage my day!
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Yeah, that sucks big time. Can't imagine how things are gonna be for him. Always **** to hear stuff like this.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Captain Fumble strikes again for the Vikes:facepalm: BBBREEEET! Wrong Tits! Watch and see what happens.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Go Saints! Eat it Falcons! Fuck the Rams! Fuck the Giants! Fuck the Texans! Go Steelers! Ravens had better not lose to that sissy boy and his Moss-less team! Say what you want about Detroit, all of their games have been close so far and they could have won a few of them. Considering how...
  21. Bearded_Menace

    What Will You Go to Haloween As?

    Deadpool.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    100% correct. Tony Homo and the Cuckold Boys should be used to getting ass ***** by now. Also, I don't envy them having to go up against Favre after he has had a full week with his new toy...Future Hall of Famer Randy Moss:D Okay Tits, this assessmetn right here is a clear indication of when...
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    It is the best conference from top to bottom. All other conferences have at most2 powerful teams and the rest of the division is full of powder puffs. Who the hell else is in Boise States conference that is good enough to hold Nick Saban's jock strap? Who else other than Florida State and VT are...
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    Porn Tech Support

    Oh fuck me! My embedding was disabled. Fine! Here is the direct link if you care to watch it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSKBoO5hBHk&
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    :cussing:
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    what do you love/**** about yourself?

    Nothing. I am like fucking Achilles without the weak ass heel problem. ...though I could afford to follow through with my ambition, no matter how grossly far fetched it is at times.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    OH YEAH!!! THE FUCKEYES TOOK A TUMBLE! :partysml: No BCS championship this year boys.
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    White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not white?

    Re: White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not whit That won't work. The perp will only know that he isn't black if he did that. I have seen black guys go postal on Asians on college campuses for using that word or a word in their native language that sounds...
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    What Politician Do You Wish Would've Ran (or Won) the US Presidency?

    HA! I think I remeber someone saying once that a lot of good presidents were adulterers.:D Yeah. It is a shame that we didn't get to see RFK in action. You know the little ******* usually does things with a chip on his shoulder and acts a bit more cautiously because he will receive more...
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    Who were your sexual obsessions growing up?

    What was the name of the chick that played Topanga from Boy Meets World? I also liked the chick from ****** Matters that played Urkel's girlfriend. It's all about the Chocolate Vanilla Swirl Baby!:coolman:
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    White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not white?

    Re: White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not whit :1orglaugh
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    Porn Tech Support

    QSKBoO5hBHk
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    Oh hells yeah! I am gonna lick that booty like it is made of Jolly Ranchers!:tongue: I don't care where I am at in line!:bowdown:
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    It takes analysis to show that tea party is concerned about big gov't and not race.

    Re: It takes analysis to show that tea party is concerned about big gov't and not rac Interesting article. If you let the extreme right wingers tell you about welfare, you'd expect the numbers to be near 70 or 80 million because all blacks and mexicans are on welfare:rolleyes:
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    the drinker's natural enemy...the butterface.

    What? I thought it was invented so you can watch it go in and out? :confused:
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    O'Reilly chases two of the hosts on The View off the set by truth

    We'll do it live! FUCK IT!! :clap::1orglaugh
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    O'Reilly chases two of the hosts on The View off the set by truth

    How does the old saying go? "If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen" right? Even though it was a childish thing to do on NATIONAL television, they did just that.
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    White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not white?

    Re: White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not whit To direct this question only at white males just furthers the ill conceived belief that only white males are racist.:2 cents:
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    EURO 2012 Thread (Qualifications)

    I have no clue what this thread is about after reading it over twice, but I am going with Russia.
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    What Was the Funniest Thing You Ever Did or Said During Sex?

    "Holy Busted Rubber Batman!" No Lie. She and I were both big comic geeks. She thought it was funny as hell. Actually bought me some more time while I dug out another rubber. Last time I ever went cheap when buying rubbers. Just because it was free doesn't make it good ya know?
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    Tommie Smith...black power...selling his medal...

    I WANT THAT MEDAL!! If only he had the glove to go with it.
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    Anyone Date Someone That Just Wasn't Right...In The Head!

    Oh hells no! I am only giving you 25 because of false advertisement. You're ad said you'd swallow.
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    Anyone ever given and/or received a pity fuck?

    I was talking over the phone with a female friend of mine moments ago who had such an encounter. She gave a pity fuck to a friend of hers who caught his girl friend cheating on him a month ago. Apparently the poor bastard was really attached to this girl(a clear ********* of the first rule of...
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    Anyone Date Someone That Just Wasn't Right...In The Head!

    Stories like these is exactly why I only do one night stands.
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    Bulgaria?

    They especially love it in Lithuania. Take a trip there next time and do what ***** said. See how much fun you will have then.:D
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Was rummaging through my hard drive when I found a movie of Luissa Rosso. Needless to say I forgot what I was looking for after it was all said and done.
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    It takes analysis to show that tea party is concerned about big gov't and not race.

    Re: It takes analysis to show that tea party is concerned about big gov't and not rac Lynn Swann? The same Pussy-Ass wide receiver for the Steelers in the 70s? Lemme get this straight: You were trying to prove that the only blacks in the republican party aren't token blacks by pulling Lynn...
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Question for STDiva: I like the Niners, so as you are the resident 49ers fan I will ask you if you guys are kicking yourself as hard as I think you are since the guy that you guys released, Sean Hill, is playing like John Elway in Detroit while Alex Smith is actually playing worse than John Kitna?
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    your top 3 asian pornstars

    Lily Thai Roxy Jezel Nozomi Ichinohe No particular order.
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    Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quarantin

    Re: Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quara :1orglaugh
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