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  1. PirateKing

    Even as a ***...

    Dirk had the ominous look of perversion. :facepalm:
  2. PirateKing

    Who wants some free chicken strips?

    :elaugh:
  3. PirateKing

    Asian ****** doesn't abide social networking

    I wonder what he has to say about myspace.
  4. PirateKing

    Remember the days....

    How much porn is on your drive?
  5. PirateKing

    Andronicus has a way with women.

    They just can't say no.
  6. PirateKing

    Run girls! Dirk is right behind you...

    :eek: Too late!
  7. PirateKing

    Bear247 gets impatient

    Hopefully L3ggy didn't forget that they were supposed to hang out today.
  8. PirateKing

    Do you have any ******** *****?

    Hey *****, do you have any ******** by chance? Because I think I found one of them.
  9. PirateKing

    How are you doing down there L3ggy?

    :elaugh: A master of puns this one is.
  10. PirateKing

    Thank goodness you're alright...

    But what could have started that fire? :dunno:
  11. PirateKing

    When one just isn't enough

    :facepalm:
  12. PirateKing

    Polar bears are cute you say?

    Fuck that ****.
  13. PirateKing

    I think I found the perfect birthday present for *****

    Lemme know what you guys think.
  14. PirateKing

    Pass the popcorn

    :drool2: Would you like some butter on that?
  15. PirateKing

    Whimsy and Orange Cat compete for the title!

    This could take a while....
  16. PirateKing

    I have a bit of a problem...

    Thomas O'Malley won't leave my porch.
  17. PirateKing

    Found an old picture of Dirk on Christmas

    He's as happy as can be. How did Santa know?
  18. PirateKing

    Finally saw Will E. at a party the other night..

    He says he might be back someday.
  19. PirateKing

    The day I lost control..

    :tongue:
  20. PirateKing

    ******-*** bonding

    The elephant edition
  21. PirateKing

    Answering the question

    :clap:
  22. PirateKing

    Come to Africa

    And get native. :elaugh:
  23. PirateKing

    Wait...This ain't my tooth!

    :nono:
  24. PirateKing

    Who wants some pizza?

    Hope you're not vegetarian. :rubbel:
  25. PirateKing

    Bob...

    He watches you shower.
  26. PirateKing

    Asian fathers...

    You can never impress them. :facepalm:
  27. PirateKing

    Leggy gets a job in maintenance

    And he's got fresh puns
  28. PirateKing

    Bwahahahaha!!!

    Post your evil laughs here. :elaugh: 7edeOEuXdMU Hr0xHf4yu1o&feature=related
  29. PirateKing

    OCSM win a date with PK contest: Part 2

    Okay, so the last contest didn't go so well. Neither did Whimsy's contest, but I'm happy about that (seeing as how he sabotaged everything :mad:). Anyways, now I'm initiating the contest once again. Post your comments, ask me questions, whatever. I'll decide the winner in my eyes. ;) Oh, and...
  30. PirateKing

    I lost a friend because I'm an asexual

    Not a good year. Women leave me soft men leave me soft ******* & corpses...even they leave me soft. yUWgE0EVQ9c :*****:
  31. PirateKing

    Woooo!

    I feel great! What the hell is this....feeling? :nanner: Sorry for the interruption. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
  32. PirateKing

    Dirk lurks on Christmas morning

    :facepalm:
  33. PirateKing

    What's with all the gay people whistling at me?

    I mean, I know I'm strutting down The Castro in San Francisco sucking on a lolipop while wearing a wig, high heels, a sequin mini skirt and a tiny hot pink tank top but come on! I'm not into that gay **** :nono:
  34. PirateKing

    I love all yous basterds

    Even Whimsey. ...What? I'm allowed a ******* post too.
  35. PirateKing

    Ask me (PirateKing) any question you want...

    I finally decided to cave in and let people ask me questions. I know all you are dying to know more about me. So go ahead, I will answer your questions to the best of my ability. :hatsoff:
  36. PirateKing

    Hellraiser vs. Will E

    Who's hotter?!:dunno:
  37. PirateKing

    Puppies or Ice Cream?

    Which one is hotter?:dunno:
  38. PirateKing

    Is a man gay if he asks me to watch him get a blowjob from a foreign transvestite?

    I couldn't help but ponder upon this as I was observing. Apparently he felt more comfortable from my presence. I'm curious as to what you people think.:dunno:
  39. PirateKing

    CSM win a date with PirateKing contest!

    That's right ladies your eyes do not deceive you! It's the PK and I'm giving one of you lovely ladies a chance to win a date with yours truly! Whichever OSCM gets the most votes will get to enjoy some fine dining at Chuck e cheese or perhaps even Arby's. Later we will cut up the dance floor at...
  40. PirateKing

    Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE?!!

    Think theres no solution? Youre so stupid! There is!
  41. PirateKing

    Peeping Photobomber

    I could learn something from this guy.:hatsoff:
  42. PirateKing

    Ironic misunderstanding

    What a retired.....
  43. PirateKing

    Surprise beach ambush

    Damn theyre crafty....
  44. PirateKing

    Breaking the language barrier

    youre ready for your trip to the US!:thumbsup:
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