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  1. vodkazvictim

    Christmas is coming...

    ...in 10 minutes the missus will be home. I'm gonna give her some nice food, get her a bit *****, get some head and then arsefuck her. On video. You guys enjoy ******* about in front of your keyboard while I'm seducing and arsefucking my wife :D
  2. vodkazvictim

    The 5th horseman of the apocalypse cometh!

    So the in-laws are coming over for Christmas and naturally this fills me with all the fear that one would expect of a man who has just seen the FIFTH horseman of the apocalypse. Now it's not that I don't get on with them; I LOVE them and they love me. The issue is that they've always treated me...
  3. vodkazvictim

    Occupy!

    There is a group calling themselves "Occupy Leicester" who have camped out in the centre of Leicester. Naturally, since these guys are fighting for my rights and privelidges, I decided, after leaving work, to buy them something from the local Co-Op. I asked one of them what they'd like and he...
  4. vodkazvictim

    Divide and conquer

    In recent years we have seen china's economy grow incredibly as the 'states heads downhill and now we may well see the fracturing of the single currency into non-existance and a similar fracturing of European unity. Given that some authorities state that after a failed dispute with the Soviet...
  5. vodkazvictim

    Why the world would be better under... new management.

    Lets take a moment to look at our world and we can see that there is a great deal wrong with it... For example the erosion of ****** values; the size of the ****** has shrunk from the traditional ****** involving parents, ******** and grandparents (to say nothing of cousins, uncles, etc) to the...
  6. vodkazvictim

    Hungry at breakfast? Try Blue waffles!

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  7. vodkazvictim

    Enjoying the suffering of others.

    I have a colleague who's a bitchy gay screaming queen. The other day this bastard who pisses everybody off and is hard to work with was suffering greatly. And I enjoyed his suffering greatly. I'm aware that this thread will probably earn me 5 :facepalm:s on the AlexPnz scale of gayness, but I...
  8. vodkazvictim

    Occupy thread!

    Lets assume an occupation movement is successfull; we should be prepared; we should decide now what kind of government we wish to replace the current faux governments? The following questions are really just to provoke thought and spark debate: Ever rid Kim Stanley Robinson's MARS series...
  9. vodkazvictim

    I'm watching...

    ... Formula 1 qualifying for the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. It's the only thing I've ever seen more boring than F1 racing itself. I prefer Rally. Who's with me?
  10. vodkazvictim

    I'm so excited!

    The twilight Saga part 1 Breaking dawn is coming out in the cinemas over here soon. YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. vodkazvictim

    Short of cash?

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  12. vodkazvictim

    Capitalism - Am I correct?

    Capitalism... am I correct? I think I am. EXAMPLE #1: I work at a factory, making wooden batons for the military and the police. These are used for busting skulls when someone attempts to protest against Capitalism. *(Note - These are not sold to the general public.) I am considered an...
  13. vodkazvictim

    Fancy a Blowjob from Charlee Chaise?

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  14. vodkazvictim

    View this thread. Trust me.

    Nothing bad happened so far, right? Click the link. http://free-famous-toons.com/jokes2/049-explicit-funny-jokes/thehun.htm Trust me...
  15. vodkazvictim

    Blueballs' Halloween.

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  16. vodkazvictim

    We are ******...

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  17. vodkazvictim

    Atlantith

    Tho fellath, ath a welcome back thread I dethided to do one of my infamouth pollth! Of courthe, the titular thubject ith Atlantith, what are your thoughtth? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantis
  18. vodkazvictim

    Need a *****?

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  19. vodkazvictim

    What's the time?

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  20. vodkazvictim

    Germany Vs USA...

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  21. vodkazvictim

    Can we please...

    ...use Freeones points to buy time on webcams?
  22. vodkazvictim

    Would you fight for your country?

    Did a quick search and found nothing. Hence the plethora of "would you X" threads I just necroposted in. Anyways, lets say that your country is attacked by a country of approximately equal power. Do you consider your country worth defending? Would you go to war and risk it all for your country?
  23. vodkazvictim

    What ya doin?

    I'm sitting on the couch, drinkin' a ****, watchin' the telly, typing on FO while the missus does the ironing. What are you lot all up to? See? She's not so bad after all...
  24. vodkazvictim

    Oranges and lemons say the bells of St Clements...

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  25. vodkazvictim

    Petition

    We, the undersigned, request that FO change the b a c k so that it can be written without spaces without resulting in this: the back
  26. vodkazvictim

    This just in: Another terrorist leader has been ******!

    And another one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust...
  27. vodkazvictim

    What the fuck is wrong with me?

    :dunno: I don't know, but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce. You're thoughts please? Don't sugarcoat it :D
  28. vodkazvictim

    Vampirella wants to suck your *****!

    http://awesomeashley.com/Tgp_2_movies/halloween_2010/1/index.html
  29. vodkazvictim

    How does one satisfy a woman?

    Those who actually give two fucks (nobody) may know that it's tough to find jobs in England these days (tougher the further North you go). After University I got a job in a bar on the weekend while during the week I trained to teach English as a foreign language (sounds ****, but jobs for...
  30. vodkazvictim

    Competition time: Who wants to earn 20 million pounds sterling?

    All you have to do is take Steve Hartnett (boss of Her Majesties Revenue and Customs) to dinner. Goldman Sachs did it and he let them off a £20 million tax bill. This is the same guy who let Vodafone off £20 million in tax. This leaves only one question: Why aren't these companies in catering...
  31. vodkazvictim

    Lemonpart

    http://www.bizarreocean.com/vand7/thehun.html Well what were you thinking of? http://www.bizarreocean.com/vand7/thumbs/09.jpg
  32. vodkazvictim

    Trident & Reagan

    Click the link. I dare ya. *sings* Macho macho man I want to be, a macho man... http://www.gayamore.com/x-gallery/101001/the_hun.html
  33. vodkazvictim

    One of these things...

    ...is not like the others... http://www.sexymusclegirls.net/steelgirls.html http://www.sexymusclegirls.net/back/steelgirls11.jpg But which one? :dunno: :confused:
  34. vodkazvictim

    Please help me.

    I don't know how to caption this :dunno: http://www.pornfergus.com/exp/rolt.html http://www.pornfergus.com/exp/back/vtr12.jpg
  35. vodkazvictim

    Somewhere over the rainbow...

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  36. vodkazvictim

    The British Alternative Vote (AV) thread.

    We know the time to vote is here, so lets have a look at those respective yes and no AV campaigns in full. Yes to AV campaign: MPs to work harder to earn and keep our support Your next MP would have to get more than 50% of the vote to be sure of winning. Currently an MP may win with only 1 vote...
  37. vodkazvictim

    Goodbye

    I am Alec Trevelyan. http://www.howtomendit.com/answers.php?id=412012
  38. vodkazvictim

    Got a light?

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  39. vodkazvictim

    Who? She tempts me...

    http://www.wantthisass.com/kisspromise/
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