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Lolly is a British legend. I was a bit worried about her going into hardcore because I was concerned she might not do as much of the fetish stuff she made her name with, but she's still just as active thankfully. She's come a long way since Little Miss Freckles! Kerry Louise is a great...

The Old Firm rivalry in Glasgow shits all over Yankees-Red Sox.

Not necessarily, a lot of companies retain titles for a while after a star has retired to use after she (or he) announces it. Then they can claim they have unseen footage of the now retired blah blah blah and so on.

Amazingly, I have thus far avoided opening a Facebook account but the You Have 0 Friends episode of South Park has made me very worried.

I did consider being a big fat liar and pretending that I really did deduce every one of those scenes. Alas, I did not, and copied and pasted it from a website. But all those films except Indiana Jones ARE on the list.

Here's the actual list of quotes:- No Midnight Run, but they did put Glengarry Glen Ross and In Bruges in there so I feel better about it now.

I love me some Lake Placid. The dialogue is fantastic and where else can you get to hear Betty White call someone a cocksucker? Can't be arsed watching the video, but if there's no Midnight Run in it then it's worthless.

Meh, I watch Big *******. I used to watch America's Next Top Model but now I just want to punch Tyra Banks in the face too much and had to stop to preserve my ***** pressure.

Rangers and Celtic fans (Scottish football) say hi.

I'm predicting this thread will become a Peter Kay **** thread within 20 posts. Which will be nice.

I'm a big fan of your work, Mr Savage.

I wondered where the forum hubcaps had gone.

http://www.freeones.com/babenew/ Make sure to check out the rules to ensure your babe gets added. Try and include as much information as you can about any babe you submit - makes our job easier :)

Russell Howard, Michael McIntyre, Eddie Izzard, Ross Noble - all tremendously overrated, all made to look very **** indeed by the genius Stewart Lee.

I'd be quite happy if the whole of Chelsea FC and everyone associated with it just spontaneously combusted en masse.

I'd rather if neither of them lay naked on my bed. Even Persil couldn't shift all that fake tan. Oh, and because they're both completely disgusting.

Re: where is Bonita Saint??? She retired over a decade ago. I think it's fair to say she won't be back.

Pfft, bet you can't sit around in just your pants if it's hot though. This is why I work remote, isn't it?

No, but he did discover that we would have won plenty if we didn't have to play a back three of Carrick, Fletcher and Evra for three or four matches. Actually, that was me. But I am from Manchester too, if it's any consolation.

If I had a dog, I would, as long as it was only Chelsea fans and taxi drivers.

Wikipedia always somehow manages to find the absolute shittiest pictures it possibly can of pornstars. Check out poor Dana Vespoli - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dana_Vespoli_DSC_0609.JPG

Rep given.

It reminds me of this legendary thread on the Naughty America forums about Aspen Stevens (who has been retired for about three years) and a deranged fan. Tremendous entertainment.

Just add the info in the 'Extra Text' box. It will be allowed - as long as it's right, of course.

IAFD reports that she retired last year. No recent updates on her official site and her blog hasn't updated for nearly 3 years actually.

To be honest I couldn't give half a dribbly **** about whether it would be an accurate interpretation of the comic. I **** comic books and I **** comic book films, and I want to open Empire one month and not immediately have to flick past two-thirds of the fucking thing because it's ******* on...

Oh aye.

California Love parody - the whole thing is gold.

Re: Porn Stars who sing or aspire to? Evan Seinfeld?

Oh marvellous, another comic book film. Just what the world needs.

If you actually saw the match then you would see that he obviously DOES care.

I found a bunch on top of the recycling bin a few months. They were lying right on top so I figured they would be fine. Like George Costanza and the chocolate eclair.

Here come the excuses. The fact is that the England football team is ****. Technically we are completely inferior to the vast majority of the best countries from Europe and South America, and possibly even some in Africa. We will never win a major tournament again until we learn how to pass and...

This is a very bad thing, potentially.

I think that comedy porn is VERY difficult to do well. Most of the time such porn just isn't funny or it's just not pornographic enough. Take Gorilla Gras for instance. It's pretty funny for a time but it's not very dirty and would you actually subscribe to it? I doubt it. You're best off going...

Neither Jemstone nor Lanny Barbie look remotely like Megan Fox! I'm surprised there hasn't been a porn star along calling herself Megan Foxxx yet though.

I've seen this site a couple of times. The girls look no younger than on the vast majority of other such sites out there. Good site though and great network.

If I were to choose between older, simpler South Park and newer, more satirical South Park then I would choose the former. But only just. They are a bit more hit-and-miss these days (More Crap was the worst episode ever, WTF was terrible, and The F Word was quite crap too) but when they get it...

Little Lupe is a quality site and she is superb on it. A really good signing for Wicked, I think.

Uh huh. And in no way, shape or form can Friday The 13th be regarded as a classic anyway. It's a terrible film. Voted The Bride Of Frankenstein.

RIP Chris / Frank. His World Cup song is a damn sight better than that James Corden / Dizzee Rascal mess as well.

Let's face it, neither of these films are even remotely like each other. What next? Dumb & Dumber versus Battleship Potemkin? (Potemkin all the way, by the way)

So far it has been an awful World Cup. No decent matches, the constant ****** racket from those bastard horns, and not much prospect of it improving either. Even Ivory Coast v Portugal has blown so far.

Re: Glamour Stars Live (rated: 8.5) I think you were in the live shows on the night I reviewed it, weren't you? With Natasha Marley and Jenny Baker? Hope you enjoyed them as much as I did! Obviously, things like customer service are not aspects of a site we normally encounter very regularly...

It completely blows.

Natasha is a true natural beauty. Got to have a private chat with her (love my job!) the other night on Glamour Stars Live and she looked absolutely beautiful even at the end of a 13 hour live cam shift.

I will if they stop blowing those fucking vuvuzelas.

There's no such thing as too much bacon love - until now.... http://store.baconsalt.com/JampDs-Bacon-Lip-Balm_p_40.html

Great to see Phoenix come along and address our concerns here - if only more performers did what you did then our job would be a lot easier and their fans would be a lot happier too. Good on you, gorgeous! :)

£5 million, actually.