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  1. Shifty

    Which Restaurant?

    Jack in the Box? :dunno:
  2. Shifty

    Since adding the sub-forums, the board is...

    Better, you say? Why? Cuz the asshats have been sequestered? Yeah, great fucking solution. Let's not ban them. Let's provide them with places to play!
  3. Shifty

    I have the best idea ever!

    For the record, the idea of a FreeOnes member get together has been floated around many, many times. But I agree Sam, it is your best idea ever. And by the way, the board really, really blows lately. Nice job.
  4. Shifty

    Wish She Did Hardcore!?

    ^^ That is hilarious. I'd heard about it but never seen it. "The end is purple!" :rofl:
  5. Shifty

    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    It came from a box!
  6. Shifty

    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    C'mon. That's **** spritzer. What are you, an ignoraminus? :facepalm:
  7. Shifty

    This Is Me Right Now...

    ^^ Your story has become tiresome.
  8. Shifty

    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    ^^ I remember carrying my Licensed to Ill cassette with me everywhere I went back in the day man ... Another plane, another train another bottle in the brain ...
  9. Shifty

    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    ^^ That's awesome. I'm truly very sad about this. I think these guys meant more to me than I realized.
  10. Shifty

    Does yogurt improve semen?

    My friend told me that it doesn't improve the taste of your semen. :uohs: :o
  11. Shifty

    Would You Give Up Your Password to Get a Job?

    Faceboook is for idiots. :2 cents: Oh Hai! :facepalm:
  12. Shifty

    Would You Give Up Your Password to Get a Job?

    Thanks for the 'current' story Will.
  13. Shifty

    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    Now his name was M.C.A. He had a license to ****.
  14. Shifty

    Who is mature woman,s name

    :dunno:
  15. Shifty

    I have the best idea ever!

    ...
  16. Shifty

    The Number of extremely Hot Women currently living on Earth

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :dunno:
  17. Shifty

    Best places to meet single women...

    McDonald's
  18. Shifty

    Sex facts

    18 quarts my ass...
  19. Shifty

    Meooow !!

    :yesyes:
  20. Shifty

    Vote for Vicky Vette this year - Miss Freeones 2012

    Hey Vicky, what's your favourite brand of ****? :glugglug:
  21. Shifty

    Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    Did 'em all. :( I know, I know. I could focus on things like crafting and improving items, etc. But why, so I can stare at my character? I've ****** everything in the game, so what's the point? :facepalm:
  22. Shifty

    [SOLVED] Sophia who?

    :drool2:
  23. Shifty

    a plug and a shovel

    That's some fancy moderatin'!
  24. Shifty

    Epic Guitar

    If it sounds good, it is good. This thread is about posting what we like.
  25. Shifty

    Epic Guitar

    Olve Eikemo aka Abbath Doom Occulta is currently my favorite guitar player. While not an accomplished lead player, his riffs are second to none. Genre and pageantry aside, this man can play. Check out Immortal: Live at Wacken Open Air 2007. May I suggest: Sons of Northern Darkness 15:07...
  26. Shifty

    Bret Michaels' hair.

    Bret Michaels: Vocalizin' & Socializin' :cool: Rikki Rockett: Sticks, Tricks & Lipstick Fix :cool: Bobby Dall: Bass Rapin' & Heartbreakin' :cool: C.C. DeVille: Guitar Screechin' & Hair Bleachin' :cool: And by :cool: I mean :cool: and not :facepalm:.
  27. Shifty

    The Penis Size Worldwide Map (country)

    No balls though.
  28. Shifty

    I Do Fake Cumshots! JUST ASK

    Call me.
  29. Shifty

    What! Nutella makes you fat!

    But ... I didn't read the label! :dunno:
  30. Shifty

    Your thoughts on Obama?

    Re: So you think the rich should pay more in taxes, huh? No, that fact rang out like a school bell inches from my ear.
  31. Shifty

    Bikini-Babe...

    :drool2:
  32. Shifty

    Is Greed Good?

    Greed it beyond bad. It it man's worst trait.
  33. Shifty

    Jeff Stryker - a zombie ******* porn star.

    ^^ Yeah, I knew you knew.
  34. Shifty

    Jeff Stryker - a zombie ******* porn star.

    No, that was Peter North.
  35. Shifty

    Freaky Friday

    ^ It would be the best 2.5 seconds of my life I'm sure. :o
  36. Shifty

    Beautiful Milf

    Right. I said she looks like her.
  37. Shifty

    Beautiful Milf

    Looks like Cynthia Pendragon. Not sure about the tattoo though ...
  38. Shifty

    hi every one

    omg :fcaeplom:
  39. Shifty

    Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    I finished the main quest before I hit Level 30. Now, I'm bored as ****.
  40. Shifty

    Shots Fired

    How much have you had to ***** tonight? Plenty. Plenty? How much ... ? Draws his weapon and attempts to shoot a police officer point blank in the face. He misfires. And forfeits his own life in the span of a few seconds. Because he was *****, irresponsible and armed. -YvfeHNFMpM
  41. Shifty

    Hey fellas, what's your hairstyle?

    Two words: Soul Glo.
  42. Shifty

    Epic Guitar

    Check. This. ****. Out. :eek: Nerds. :cool: yDE2VQzghp4
  43. Shifty

    I've Never Been To Starbucks

    I'm good for at least 2 Grandes a day. I loves mah coffeh!
  44. Shifty

    Has anyone else been getting this?

    The powder blue background? You must have checked the I Prefer The Company Of Men box when you registered.
  45. Shifty

    Word to describe a little bit chubby girls?

    The lady looks great. However, it would appear that the guy's head is where his legs should be and vice-versa. He should hurl himself down a fucking cliffside.
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