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Who's going and who's going to WIN...predictions anyone :dunno: I'm going with Chargers and Cardinals with the CARDINALS winning...sure wish I knew if I were right so I could place a large bet :nanner:

I need a **** after that :****:

"I Yust go Nuts at Christmas" by Yogi Yorgesson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4uW2PT-190 Merry Christmas

Thank you...what a wonderful wish...don't work too hard tomorrow...we will miss your posts for the day :(

Hurry up...if it's cold outside you may get the wrong measurement :1orglaugh

I believe the extreme level of dedication, precision and support technology of our US special ****** has been nullified by the current political administration. I'm ex-Air ***** and this is how I feel...Merry Christmas to all those who are working to protect my country and can't be home with...

Jason...some guys don't know the definition of "girth"...let's try "circumference" :shy:

Didn't get it huh :dunno: That's OK...maybe where you're from they don't have tax...so lucky you are :D

One more snow pic for today just to get into the Christmas spirit if you haven't already started celebrating in your part of our little world :glugglug: Great photography!! Merry Christmas to all!!

To tell you the truth...I'm not sure...it was sent to me, but I sure wish I did go there to take that photo myself...glad you like it...I thought it was awesome! Merry Christmas to you and Happy New Year :partysml:

Remember Joe...I promised to answer your 5 little questions even though I contributed three of them...these answers will be from a females perspective: 1. Men don't do that...only boys do...it's up to the woman to figure out the difference! 2. Life experience (love) and hormones (sex). 3...

Tried to edit my post and it took a **** :crash: Sorry :bowdown: You can visit http://www.sparkyshortz.com/00_public/01Preview07.aspx to view the four sets that were taken this weekend and posted today :D

:hi: Fans I want to wish you all a very Merry XMas :shy: Hugs & kisses, Sparky Shortz

How could anyone feel left out with the thought that went into that...great job :bowdown: Sparky Shortz

Merry Christmas definitely...that's what I grew up with and that is how it is...end of story...unless of course I know someone who is Jewish and then it would be Happy Hannukah :D

You are so cool :cool:

Nope...does it all the time...why should it matter :confused: The old saying is, "It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home!" :D In my world, it's not all about me :lovecoupl

And for all the people who don't care for snow pics...here's another... Sparky Shortz

Nice contribution...I guess no one else likes snow :( Oh well...I'm still going to post another beautiful pic tonight...

Depends on which door your entering...although I don't think the tax guys care much about this :rofl:

:hi: This year when you file taxes there will be a little check box for you to designate the size of your Tom Johnson. According to Wikipedia, the mean size of a Tom Johnson is 5.9" (14.9 cm) erect. Let's take a poll and see who is going to come out ahead this tax season!! Remember...

Religion doesn't matter and we're not sinners...we just look at the beauty we were given in this world and what creation is all about :eek: Maybe we're perverts more than sinners :nanner:

Jurassic Fart...I *** myself every time...you got to watch it with volume :jump: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuWF-kjJxcY

A little Christmas spirit for any of you that don't get snow or ice...here's a beauty that makes being alive a worthwhile experience! C'mon everyone...show some of your awesome snow pics for the holiday season :partysml:

Amen on the voting :thumbsup: Modern thinking dictates women can do anything a man can do. I'm still waiting for one of them to sign up for the NFL draft and see how they do in a scrimmage :eek: There is a slight difference between a 325 pound male athlete and a 325 pound female athlete :wtf:

Merry Christmas and a very Happy and Healthy New Year to all the staff at FreeOnes. I can't thank you enough for finding Sparky and allowing me to be here with the best!! I plan to be with all of you again next year with more new and exciting content. Sparky Shortz

Thanks for the rep...and is it really your birthday :confused:

Yes...just shot a few sets on Sunday...should be up tonight or tomorrow...be patient darlin' :lovecoupl

Thanks for the friends request :D

R&B or Jazz does it every time...

Thanks for the rep darlin'...just having fun as usual for me! Anyway, have a wonderful Christmas (with or without a Grinch) :D

Thanks for the friends request darlin' Have a decent Sunday what is left of it ;)

Where are you going to take me :shy:

and that he was...Merry Christmas!! Hugs & Kisses, Sparky Shortz

Here is the entire Monty Python lyrics that I bet most guys are thinking: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you o-ra-lize, When I'm between your thighs, You blow me awaaay. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you...

As Monty Python would say, "Sit on my face and tell you that you love me."

Couldn't resist...you seem like a real class act and treat women with respect such as I do men :bowdown:

And your point is...unless you have a special genre of music that is not on the radio...that makes sense...and I'm with you. But there is a lot of "classic rock" that NEVER gets played and that is what 103.1 does.

Finally the weekend...enjoy it. Here is the Friday sunset of the day and maybe the last since it isn't very popular...at least I tried...

But this station is run by CONVICTS...what a concept...*********, felons, etc. They only want to listen to the best and they do a damn good job!!

PURE VIRGIN OLIVE OIL...tastes good too...that's Italian!!

I got a great idea...maybe you should be more positive and instead of going to Honda...go to your nearest auto parts store and buy some fix-a-flat :thefinger

Amen!!

You're awesome...my response to this question is "I'm Jewish" (even though I'm not) but that shuts them up quite quickly and it's hillarious to see their reaction. Hugs & Kisses, Sparky

Thanks for the friends request newbie!!! To tell you the truth, I'm a newbie too...:thumbsup: Hugs & Kisses, Sparky

Thanks for the friends requests...:bowdown:

You lied then...you stated 1-3 last post...I'd take 2-4 (is that erect snow??)...I could probably increase that to 8-10 with a little majic :shy:

Yup :nanner:

And in that temperature...that's about all a girl can expect :shy:

What is snow :confused: