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You wouldn't want to ban all of us suckers...then you wouldn't have fun any more being able to give us **** :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

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BlueBalls...this is for you...I couldn't resist and is one of my favorites...love 'ya buddy :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8y0JLPQl94

Vise-grips :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

I tried that with my tits...and laughed myself to *****!!! You got it all wrong...

I thrive on it...life is too short to be serious :nanner:

Say what :confused:

Awesome...congratulations everyone...I know you will all do a FANTASTIC job :bowdown: :nanner: :glugglug: :jump: :partysml: I thought about it since I was a moderator for Bruce Jacobs (a talk show host in AZ) for quite a long time, but my time is limited right now so I didn't bother. Maybe...

Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

For what??? Not happy about the bans :(

What do you want to know??? Something other than what's in our profile :confused:

Not over til it's over...still the 4th quarter...there's hope for my Packers...if they can't pull it off, I live in AZ and will have to go with the Cardinals against the Saints in the next round :thefinger

C'mon guys...route for the Packers...I'm from AZ and not a Cardinal fan...the Packers are gaining but I need all the support I can get so then WIN :thumbsup: A little voodoo hex here may work :D

I think they could go all the way...I'm hoping for it!!!

They're done...no worries :thefinger

I've heard a jar of mayo works good or a sock full of liver :nanner::nanner::nanner::nanner:

I'm so fucking pissed right now with the Packers performance against the Cardinals...guess I have to ***** a lot more **** to get in a better state of mind and just say "fuck it" :thefinger

Great post!!!

Happy Birthday a day late from Sparky...you're still a youngster...enjoy your life while your still young :partysml:

Packers, Packers, Packers and I don't care who they play...I am so pumped up for the next game today even though I live in Arizona...never been a real Cardinal fan. In my opinion, I'd rather have a tailgate party eating brats, cheese and having some cold brew :glugglug: as opposed to sucking on...

Is that the planet with the wet spot (oops, I mean red spot) :rofl2::rofl2:

Just imagine how they would look if you were on the ground looking up and seeing that view :thumbsup:

Not to mention they have no value system as everything is given to them as opposed to them earning it...I laugh when I see a 17 or 18 year old that just graduated high school driving a $60K car that was a "Graduation" gift. C'mon, that money could have been better spent on a college education...

:hi: Stella, I have no problem wearing thigh high boots with a short skirt...but only during the cooler weather in Arizona. I have quite a few pair...that's a great picture of you and a beautiful city in the background :thumbsup:

:hi: and welcome...glad you're here...everyone on FreeOnes is sooooooooo awesome...enjoy :jump:

What interests you about Titan :confused:

Ditto...

Good idea but you're going to be a busy guy with all those ladies :nannerf1: Remind me to buy some stock in Viagra when this even occurs :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

When you're special, don't you have to ride the short bus:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

Not enough for my likin'...need more...love you all :lovecoupl

Really...you are flippin' hilarious...never thought of it that way :rofl2:

I remember that PSA well and it should still be practiced today...too many **** doing their own thing after hours and parents don't have a clue...sad thing... But...I personally don't worry about it anymore...both my boys are over 29 years old and I only care about their ****...geeeeez...I'm...

You're cheating on me...who's Raquel :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2: Not as old as me baby doll!!

Woof :thumbsup:

Cute...why would I know only "YOU" would come up with this ha ha funny!!!

It is unique...I grant you that...I love Saturn...wonder what it would look like standing on the planet looking up :confused:

Been there lately???

I did not know that and thanks for the education...I just used the line 'cause that is what you have under your user name...thought it was rather good :D

On Earth...doing well...other planets...questionable...water sucks...thanks for remembering and asking... I'm a "cold ****" ******** female...I sure don't know or hang out with many females that like ****...they all want the foo foo drinks...

By the way...I'm Air ***** and I just want to thank you for serving our country...you're a GREAT AMERICAN!!! I'll get your "freezing cold" **** right away... Love ya, Sparky :boobies:

DARK GREEN :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Interesting...are you sure??? I haven't checked Myanus lately for this problem. I knew I would get a lot of anus jokes on this post...good one Brian :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

I do it every day for my guy...what's your favorite!!! Coming right up...and by the way...do you want a nice steak and pussy to go with the cold brew :glugglug:

OKAY...are you blind yet Dr. Masturbator :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

Are you sucking up or what Darlin'??? Have you way...anytime!

I'm going with Jupiter...I love Europa...what a view it would be with that many moons... I would have no rules on my planet except to have "ALL" males be treated with 100% attention and waited on hand and foot by females which is something Earth women have forgotten about...

I heard the same thing...unfortunately Wikipedia still has the little guy on there so I included it :D

I like chocolate pudding on cocks...does that count?? Doesn't take long to suck it off anyway so there is not much "sticky" to worry about :nanner::nanner::nanner:

Always have to have a rocket scientist amongst us :D

No government would even be better as it will always become corrupt somehow :(