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  1. assholebythedoor

    The movie you are waiting for the most

    your full of ****
  2. assholebythedoor

    Woman only want sex?

    Although I heard it was a Great show.
  3. assholebythedoor

    Woman only want sex?

    straight up no I've been there and done it because your living it...
  4. assholebythedoor

    Woman only want sex?

    \ No I don't watch it. But I'm sure they are out there. I'm just tired of looking. they will find me right? you seem to know what your talking about.
  5. assholebythedoor

    Woman only want sex?

    It sure seems obvious but the wrong answer is out there. For instance, this girl walks up to me and says, Hey, whats your name and I pause for a second to think, I really don't want to answer, then shes like whats wrong with him, so I walk away. What a horrible approach by her right? she could...
  6. assholebythedoor

    The movie you are waiting for the most

    Something that hasn't been mentioned. Nothing really strikes me as being that appealing. If I step back and think.. Maybe something will come to mind but nothing does. Yes man would be another opportunity. Generally I'll watch any movie that makes sense.
  7. assholebythedoor

    Woman only want sex?

    good advice maybe next time I'll try to look a little harder
  8. assholebythedoor

    Anyone ever meet an actual female porn star?

    boy do I have a story for you>
  9. assholebythedoor

    Anyone ever meet an actual female porn star?

    yeah shes not self centered, shes has very cool intentions.
  10. assholebythedoor

    Woman only want sex?

    yeah I'll keep that in mind. I would be more then happy to give one of these lovely ladies a *****. It just seems to be they are still down on there knees. Which sets me back. I'm just looking for love in the all wrong places. Seriously, They follow me around like magnets and stare into my...
  11. assholebythedoor

    The Official 2008/2009 NFL Football Thread...

    The NFL is in jeopardy, between coming and going with trades and teams not living up to their coaches expectations. The remaining season will be on hold. There surely is no Ifs and or buts in football. What happens when a teams makes it to the playoffs with chance to go all the way. They usually...
  12. assholebythedoor

    Woman only want sex?

    That seems to be the topic in most conversations that men talk about woman. I haven't met a woman who says all she wants is sex in life. I've came across many immature women. So, How do you tell the difference between a woman who only wants sex and a woman that you could actually have a...
  13. assholebythedoor

    Simpsons or Familly guy ?

    The ****** guy is one of the funniest cartoons I have ever saw, but the Simpson Episodes are unbeatable. This shouldn't even be a question. Unless you have not saw either of them.
  14. assholebythedoor

    Which one would you marry?

    she knows who
  15. assholebythedoor

    unreal gymnast

    oh alright, is this a movie?
  16. assholebythedoor

    Anyone ever meet an actual female porn star?

    It could happen to anyone, I just hope it don't happen to me
  17. assholebythedoor

    The Official 2008/2009 NFL Football Thread...

    who will win the super bowl?
  18. assholebythedoor

    Anyone ever meet an actual female porn star?

    yes, that makes sense
  19. assholebythedoor

    Anyone ever meet an actual female porn star?

    violations suck I would rather hear about what actually happened
  20. assholebythedoor

    Anyone ever meet an actual female porn star?

    doesn't really interest me unless you ended up getting married waking up thinking the whole thing was a horrible ***** and see her next to you. then enthuse me
  21. assholebythedoor

    Anyone ever meet an actual female porn star?

    I couldn't do that, its all the way live. More then likely I'll probably wont ever go.I just don't have the transportation and the trill has been gone. plus it coast money, and I don't even know anyone. It would be a waste of time and I'm happy where I'm at. Once I saw myself going to one but...
  22. assholebythedoor

    Anyone ever meet an actual female porn star?

    car shows and models don't mix. tell me more about the strip joint. now that is something to talk about.
  23. assholebythedoor

    Anyone ever meet an actual female porn star?

    almost except you could of said most people are cynical assholes and then, I guess that's why they give us a bad rep? Or how about going further into your relationship with both woman because I would love to hear the wonderful things that go on at these conventions. tho I heard it was nothing...
  24. assholebythedoor

    i love girls asses!

    milf milk type that in your keyword, but there should be out in plain view if you just search for ass. I don't see anything wrong with just typing ass but you may have to be more specific you know like..those big puppy dog eyes with that soft stare that melts your heart. Something as if you...
  25. assholebythedoor

    Anyone ever meet an actual female porn star?

    I don't know what I'm looking for, never been to a strip club so If I ever met one I wouldn't know I always do the same things, every once in a while I get out of the house but I don't see any ladies. I would think they were pretty cool.
  26. assholebythedoor

    How much would it cost to change your name legally

    not a bad idea, maybe you should change your name an get a free pizza for them not being able to understand you, sure it would be simple
  27. assholebythedoor

    Who has the best Ass

    best tits boards are *******, because all boobs are the best and my goodness they give me chills
  28. assholebythedoor

    Anyone ever meet an actual female porn star?

    I have not personally, I have talked to people who have.
  29. assholebythedoor

    The Official 2008/2009 NFL Football Thread...

    what about this week
  30. assholebythedoor

    Jada Fire or Havana Ginger

    Havn't really looked at both of them, If they had porn star action figures that came with accessories, I'm pretty sure I might buy one.
  31. assholebythedoor

    Best Pussy / Pussy you'd like to eat

    Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? I dont think psycology has anything to do with pretty pussy. Look at that pussy if it acts pretty then its a pretty pussy. It doesnt take a rocket socientist to know pussy lips can't tie there own shoes
  32. assholebythedoor

    I feel Like Im missing out on something....

    its a metaphor, Like saying, don't burn your toast, or how come what I ***** doesn't look like my ****. Maybe i'm over my head, But I am starting to feel more complete as I go along.
  33. assholebythedoor

    Britney Amber is Sexy

    well I mean softcore pics. Woman are so sexy in softcore pics
  34. assholebythedoor

    Britney Amber is Sexy

    then where is the other?
  35. assholebythedoor

    The hero and the hobo

    I wouldnt count on it
  36. assholebythedoor

    The hero and the hobo

    Jessica dumped romo for his safety in the National Football League they are still close friends.
  37. assholebythedoor

    The Official 2008/2009 NFL Football Thread...

    I disagree, Steelers do have it easy but watch out for Beangals, they have improved on there left and right sides of the ball, the Middle is where the Steelers will have the best chance. If Rothlesburger doesn't step up into the pocket he will have a long night, also he should avoid the pump...
  38. assholebythedoor

    Advice

    dont do that what are you trying to reuin the whole thing, the most important rule is to watch out for perpertrators, They will **** you so you forget the hot chick the day after and set you up with another chick to reuin your relationship with the other chick. There are so many things that...
  39. assholebythedoor

    The hero and the hobo

    I dont know what you head but them shelters have some of the best meals you going to find. They probably went there. Then to the movies
  40. assholebythedoor

    Britney Amber is Sexy

    find some softcore pics of here I'd like to take a look at that
  41. assholebythedoor

    Britney Amber is Sexy

    she doesn't have any soft core pics.
  42. assholebythedoor

    I feel Like Im missing out on something....

    yes, they are nice girls
  43. assholebythedoor

    The hero and the hobo

    before you know he will be cooking for inmates at the local prison, What a guy I tell ya.
  44. assholebythedoor

    Sorry, here is the denise milani nipple slip!!!

    oh yeah thats what i'm talking about
  45. assholebythedoor

    When will my penis stop growing?

    its all in the porno book of revelation chapter 17 verse 3 section 2a. read carefully you might miss it
  46. assholebythedoor

    When will my penis stop growing?

    or until you stop being gay and start ******* them you might come down to size.
  47. assholebythedoor

    I feel Like Im missing out on something....

    he was asking if there were any other females worth looking at and I said. Don't ******* trying to smell **** that will give you allergies. Not exactly my words, but maybe I did go off topic.
  48. assholebythedoor

    How much would it cost to change your name legally

    Lets say, You changed your name to furthur your education. When you present your self as this other person, you will have an education. But your old name you are just a normal Joe. Or a regional genius whatever the case may be. How much would it cost and what would you change your name too...
  49. assholebythedoor

    When will my penis stop growing?

    I find that hard to believe
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