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  1. Shifty

    Have you ever had ****-sex?

    Well, I haven't. :( But this friend of mine has. :yesyes: ... but that's another HUGE COCK story.
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    Who cuts your Hair? Mine are sexy Girls!

    It's funny you should ask this zdenka. You see, I was just thinking about my friend. As it turns out, my friend regularly visits this one awesome barber shop. As it turns out, all the stylists are hot chicks! Like 10's all of them! Anyway, my friend is embarrassed because his penis is very...
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    So sexy! Looking for ID

    #3 is Winter Pierzina.
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    why do some men fear big wide bubble butts

    ^^ Yeah, but think of all the dribblin'! :yesyes:
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    Porn

    I don't understand the question ? :dunno:
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    why do some men fear big wide bubble butts

    A wise man once said that a big bubble butt is likely more afraid of you than you are of it. :doa82:
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    Pornstar Chain Game

    London Keys
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    [SOLVED] Anyone know the title of this movie with Heather Lee and Vince Vouyer?

    Suburban Buttnicks Forever (1995) Edit - lol that was fast guys! :)
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    Hot brunette by pool

    :thumbsup:
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    I Don't Wipe My Butt Too Good In The Summertime

    lol, Alex loves ****. :baconsalt:
  11. Shifty

    White Men..........

    Methinks she reminds Diva of his ex ... ! :yesyes:
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    Hot Busty MILF In A Corset

    Woo hoo! :yesyes:
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    Hot Busty MILF In A Corset

    I think it's Sexy Susi.
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    Etitaph

    ...
  15. Shifty

    What makes a great pornstar?

    1) Must be willing to have the sex.
  16. Shifty

    Freaky Friday

    ^^ Oh ... ... ... ... ... I'm framing this one.
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    Piers Morgan loses it in *** control "debate."

    I should not have referred to the author/interviewee in that manner. I withdraw those comments. However, the fact remains that this person was outmatched. I think the view that the interviewer somehow "lost it" is a result of dissatisfaction about this.
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    Piers Morgan loses it in *** control "debate."

    It's not a poke. It's a fair question. It is my right to post where I want and when I want. Surely you understand this? Sorry to ruin your fun Mayhem. However, as mentioned this is my right and as such it should not even be questioned ... ...
  19. Shifty

    Piers Morgan loses it in *** control "debate."

    BS ... why would you post this? :dunno: This poor, silly, dimwitted, ignorant asshole was simply eviscerated by two much larger minds. This is all that happened here. How do you propose to use this clip to support your cause? "Piers Morgan loses it in *** control 'debate'." Really? I...
  20. Shifty

    Why Atheism.

    Curiosity landed on Mars the other day.
  21. Shifty

    The Greatest Show on Earth: Isle Of Man Tourist Trophy Race

    Motorcycle enthusiast or not, you will likely find this footage spectacular. :cool: Ph0SjLC_lqk
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    Porn queen Jenna Jameson endorses Mitt Romney for president

    Truly, the plastic fork of campaign endorsements.
  23. Shifty

    Events that happened or didn't happen and your feelings

    God, I wish I could do that.
  24. Shifty

    Butt Holes

    Chocolate Starfish.
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    Recommend a ********

    Oh, I see. So what you're saying is that you are too ignorant to realize that you're ignorant? :) Give that man a ***! :yesyes:
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    Recommend a ********

    Well at least you admit it.
  27. Shifty

    Recommend a ********

    Fair enough DOA. You've spoken. I respect BS' right to post. Unfortunately, it is all too often about "rights" with these people.
  28. Shifty

    Recommend a ********

    Nah, you don't know my type. You aspire to. And please stop making this about nationality. For the record, you started this thread within days of the ****** of innocent people by handgun in a place of peaceful worship. You're not buying a ***, you're pounding your chest and stirring up ****...
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    Recommend a ********

    Dude, really? Really? How fucking ignorant and disrespectful are you?
  30. Shifty

    Busty Natural Brunette

    Easily in my top 3 of all time.
  31. Shifty

    Cum or Corset? You decide!

    Hey, wait a second! Nikki ... ... where did you get that banana? :cool:
  32. Shifty

    You Know When Your Mouth A-Gettin' Dry?

    What you want ? :dunno:
  33. Shifty

    Freaky Friday

    I need my Vitamin V! :yesyes:
  34. Shifty

    Would you fuck a superior?

    Are you referring to your moderator salary georges?
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    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    ^^ Awesome photos. Livin' the Life! :cool:
  36. Shifty

    Need Some Help.....

    Mig, try out the FreeOnes -> Advanced Search <- ! :computer: :boobies:
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    You Know When Your Mouth A-Gettin' Dry?

    :thumbsup: :yesyes:
  38. Shifty

    You Know When Your Mouth A-Gettin' Dry?

    :dunno:
  39. Shifty

    Is Google Search becoming scarily Accurate?

    zdenka, Google Search is actually a member of this forum. It knows that you are obsessed with gigantic penises, and thus can anticipate your feverish hunger for big, hard, throbbing, veiny dongs.
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    Fear of the dark

    I remember seeing Exorcist III in the theatre. The place erupted in screams when that scene ran. :shock: ... and there are no supernatural creatures.
  41. Shifty

    The Hobbit In 3 Parts

    What, are you all on welfare? $30 over 3 years ... oh no! These films are epic and well worth the money. They cost an absolute shitload to make.
  42. Shifty

    Freaky Friday

    In this instance, I would eat the skin and throw out the rest! :yummie: :yesyes:
  43. Shifty

    FreeOnes to Sponsor Sabrina Deep's 2012 World ******* Tour! Woop!

    :shock: I'm afraid I just did ... :o :dunno:
  44. Shifty

    ***** in my sperm

    Now, if you had ***** in your stool ... well, you'd then be bombarded with a wealth of useful, relevant advice on this board from experienced members! :nannerf1:
  45. Shifty

    Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playground!

    Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou Oh great, how long 'til PK gets here and tries to hijack this thread with his pro-Ninja BS? :dunno: :cussing:
  46. Shifty

    I've got 3 winners for the Chica's Place and Gloryhole Swallow Contest! Look inside!!

    Re: I've got 3 winners for the Chica's Place and Gloryhole Swallow Contest! Look insi Nah, I ain't mad bro. I'm happy for you. I was just dickin' around! :D
  47. Shifty

    ***** in my sperm

    Could be a urinary tract infection, or urethritis. You may have ***** in your ***** as well - you just can't see it. Go see a doctor.
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