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  1. Shifty

    An Apology To Harley Spencer

    I come here to shoot the ****. You come here to start ****. Shoot the **** > start ****. See? Now, this is where you make a disparaging comment re. my post count.
  2. Shifty

    Our First Experience Swapping With Another Couple

    Will and Satan sittin' in a tree ...
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    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    Y'all need to mind your own business. Seriously. I for one don't give a flying fuck about who cheats on who. Further, I couldn't be bothered to pass judgement on people that I don't know. (:dunno:) Lastly, and quite frankly ... if you've been cheated on and/or dumped ... you need to figure...
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    Starting an adult related business, need seed funding

    Of course, by "seed funding" you refer to compensating the male talent? :rubbel:
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    Hotdogs

    No sir. :dunno:
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    Hotdogs

    What does coney sauce taste like? :yummie:
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    Hotdogs

    :drool2:
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    Will James Deen be a good mainstream actor?

    Absolutely. Spaghetti Westerns are making a comeback, or so they tell me.
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    What is your Profession?

    ^^ And the odd forearm.
  10. Shifty

    Idea To **** Trolls

    Hugh G. Rection Dildo, Newfoundland :hatsoff:
  11. Shifty

    What is your Profession?

    Thanks for the offer Ace, but I'm quite content. I'm actually working my way up to what is known as a "fluffer". Im hoping to make the leap in 3 to 6 months. Imagine, getting paid just to prep the bedding on a porn set! And I've heard there's even a performance bonus if you work extra hard...
  12. Shifty

    A quote that perfectly sums up the Freeones forums

    Correct spelling and grammar might be a good place to start. Unless of course you're trying to confuse the idiots (which is brilliant!).
  13. Shifty

    Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody

    Please refrain from further discussion until this thread is moved to the Politics section as per STDiva's wishes. :nono:
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    my blog

    Have you tried throwing your PC off a fucking bridge?
  15. Shifty

    Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody

    Oh, it's no joke. Complain to the mods.
  16. Shifty

    Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody

    mmmmm - hmmmmm! LVr1hRjbKvQ
  17. Shifty

    I Just Blew My Box Out!

    Your faith in your friends is yours. :mad:
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    Dr. Phil

    You need to shut the fu-uck u-up!
  19. Shifty

    I Just Blew My Box Out!

    I was enjoying a leisurely Sunday afternoon when ... all of the sudden: BLAM - O. :facepalm: Thoughts? :dunno:
  20. Shifty

    Young girls with blown-out boxes...whyyyy!

    Dirk, your fingers are exceedingly hairy. May we see your palms?
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    get her to shave ass?

    It's amazing how this guy became a legend after only 13 posts ...
  22. Shifty

    Do you like Nipple rings?

    Goddam! :yesyes:
  23. Shifty

    Five Guys Voted America’s Best Burger Joint In New Survey

    Sadly, I've only ever been to 4 places listed ... :(
  24. Shifty

    How much do you use your Ignore List?

    You really fancy yourself, don't you? Go away.
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    [SOLVED] Get me the ID of this Big Titted Brunette (angela white)

    ^^ How's that for an endorsement SirMoethe1st !?! :cool: :drool2:
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    What is your Profession?

    I squeegee jizz off the star during gangbangs.
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    How much do you use your Ignore List?

    :anonymous I ignore everyone in the FreeOnes Talk section. This way, each thread provides me with a general indication of what's being discussed. I enjoy watching members weigh in on the hot topics of the day, and I'm easily able to gauge any levels of controversy, stupidity and/or ignorance by...
  28. Shifty

    How much do you use your Ignore List?

    You're doing a fine job here Will. Satan is pleased with you.
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    *********'s Good But How Great Is Heroin?

    Don't do it. DB7htfZc-WQ
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    Ever try to remember porn stars from a decade or two ago?

    Somewhat interesting and informative. Also silly, cruel and very biased. "Porn destroys minds." (Brain cancer) "Porn breaks hearts." (Heart ******) WTF, really? Considering how many women and men have performed in the industry over the years, these 'statistics' are not all that shocking.
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    *********'s Good But How Great Is Heroin?

    This fucking **** use is like the insulin a diabetic needs to survive. I'm not using ***** to get high like many people think. I know I made a big mistake when I started using this ****. It's a very difficult thing to explain. My liver is not functioning and I'm throwing up all the time and...
  32. Shifty

    Two From Vintage French Film

    Oui, oui! Magnifique! :drool2: Both are very busty.
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    [SOLVED] From The 80's

    Thanks! :hatsoff:
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    [SOLVED] Two Hotties (Rumika Powers, Rose Monroe)

    Re: Two Hotties #2? :hatsoff:
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    Best *current* dramatic show on American TV

    You didn't peg her at all. And you never will.
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    A moral / ethical question for all in here

    Professing one's belief and faith in Christianity is a beautiful thing. Professing one's belief and faith in Christianity on a Pornography Forum is Trolling and a Grave Sin.
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    A moral / ethical question for all in here

    This is not a moral / ethical question at all.
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    Best *current* dramatic show on American TV

    Breaking Bad, Dexter and Weeds are great shows. Breaking Bad and Dexter are incredibly well written. I also enjoy The Walking Dead however I must admit that thus far the series has not met my expectations.
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    What is your Profession?

    shifty
  40. Shifty

    What is your Profession?

    Honcho.
  41. Shifty

    [SOLVED] From The 80's

    Thank you sir! I did not recognize Christy Canyon at all! Will rep asap. :hatsoff:
  42. Shifty

    ID Hot MILF

    That's Amber Lynn Adams. One of the top stars of all time.
  43. Shifty

    [SOLVED] From The 80's

    :dunno:
  44. Shifty

    Young girls with blown-out boxes...whyyyy!

    Ok, I'll make every effort to resist doing so! :cool:
  45. Shifty

    re: "What is the point in replying to the retard Sam's threads?"

    Re: "What is the point in replying to the retard Sam's threads?" Spaghetti.
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