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Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

A guy goes into a bank. The clerk says,'Can I help you, sir' He goes, ' Yea I wanna open a fucking account' Clerk, 'Please there's no need for cussin' 'Yo motherfucka I just wanna open a fuckin account.' 'Sir I'll help you but watch your language' So the manager comes over,' Is there...

"Get your big fuckin' cock deep inside me and I'll demonstrate.”

Joy Lipschutz --- :rubbel: What joy to remember.

Spencer Scott --- :rubbel: Showing her pussy!!!

Re: Babes showing the Middle Finger Ash Hollywood --- :rubbel: Looking cute sucking on a cock, and giving us the middle finger.

Marry Queen --- :rubbel: She is the best.

Holly Tyler --- :rubbel: She can blow my big white cock all night long.

Arynne Tiller --- :rubbel: "I've got a real tight pussy, and it needs a fuckin' big cock."

Spencer Scott --- :rubbel: "Who wants to be the first to fuck me, and who wants sloppy seconds."

Life is a lot like a penis - soft, relaxed and hanging free... then a woman makes it fuckin' hard.

Boy: "Want to hear a fuckin' joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a fuckin' joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

Sasha Jess --- :rubbel: Put your big fuckin' cock inside me, and cum baby!!!

Amy Miller --- :rubbel: With her big tits and wet pussy.

Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet. --- :rubbel:

A vagina is like the fuckin' weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside!!!

Roses are red. Nuts are round. Skirts go up. panties go down. Belly to belly. Skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in.

Give me and "F" Give me and "U" Give me and "C" Give me and "K" Now fuck me hard!!!

Holly Tyler --- :rubbel: Oh baby!!!

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. --- :rubbel:

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package. --- :rubbel:

Holly Tyler --- :rubbel: "come on boys, get your dicks nice and hard and fuck me like there's no tomorrow!!!"

Candee Licious --- :rubbel: God damn, that is a fuckin' woman!!!

Nancy McNeil --- :rubbel:

What’s better than a cold Bud? A warm bush.

Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper! :rubbel:

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one. Michael J. Fox has a short one. Madonna does not have one. The Pope does not really use his. And Justin Bieber always uses his. What is it? A last name. Shame on you for thinking something else.

“I want you, all of you. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.” --- :rubbel:

Candee Licious --- :rubbel: "I'm ready and waiting for a big fuck!!!"

Holly Tyler --- :rubbel: She makes my dick so fuckin' hard!!!

Holly Tyler --- :rubbel: Once I put my dick in her there's no way I'm pulling out until the deed is done, twice.

Mercedes --- :rubbel: "Goddamn it, put your fuckin' cock in my tiny little pussy and fuck the living **** out of me!!!" You've got it babe.

Kari Gold --- :rubbel: On the kitchen counter spreading her pussy lips for all to see.

“I wanna do bad things to you” --- :rubbel:

Lonnie Waters --- :rubbel: She can't wait, she wants it now, and I'm ready to give it to her!!!

Jennifer Aniston --- :rubbel: Nice tits baby!!!

Brittany Evans --- :rubbel: Who's going to be first to jerkoff?

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?

Q: What's the difference between a cheerleade and a rooster? A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a cheerleader shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

“I want you, all of you. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.”

“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”

Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: Still fuckin' Felicia, as I put my big fuckin' cock deep in her pussy and cum. http://www.famousboard.com/threads/12326-Felicia-Taylor

Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: "Please give me all of your fuckin cum. I'm all yours baby!!!" http://www.famousboard.com/threads/12326-Felicia-Taylor

Candee Licious --- :rubbel: Spreading her pussy nice and wide, giving me something to aim for. I squeeze my big cock in her tiny pussy and start pumping her until I cum.

The one and only Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: She has a pussy made for fucking. It would feel so fuckin' good to pump her back and forth in and out.

Niki Lee Young --- :rubbel: She begging for a big funkin' dick in her cunt.

Gillian Anderson --- :rubbel: She removed her bikini and I did her missionary style, oh baby!!!

Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: Hey baby, you want to do it doggy style. I stick my big fuckin' dick in her and go for it.