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  1. Mr_Stiffy

    Redefining **** - The Republican Agenda

    That makes zero sense. The issue of **** is one of consent. In the first scenario, the victim does not know the cops are lying about their warrant. In both scenarios the victim's situation is identical - she is ******* into fucking someone she doesn't want to under the threat of arrest. That's...
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    Ever taste your own cum?

    Yes, by accident.
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    Redefining **** - The Republican Agenda

    Your opinion is wrong. That's ****. If you're *********** or ******* into it, you haven't consented. That's ****.
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    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    "At one time"? You're too modest. I had to approve this pic.... it made me hard.
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    [SOLVED] who is this blonde girl doing titjob from ad

    95% sure that's been previously solved as Siri XXX. If I could see the nips, I'd know for sure. ;)
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    Official English Premier League Footy Season 2015/2016

    I missed out on a ticket in the other end, I didnt realize the window to apply was open until it was too late. At least, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    Ejaculate inside a Woman VS Ejaculate from Masturbation. Which orgasm feels Better?

    I've pushed myself to some pretty powerful orgasms by myself, but if I had to estimate the hardest orgasms I ever had, I'd say the "inside a woman" fraction would be close to 95% or more. The thing about masturbating is, it's under my control. I can't recreate, by myself, the power of letting my...
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    Do feminists do Slut Walks to Attract Guys?

    Obvious troll is obvious.
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    When do you masturbate?

    Just thought I'd bump this to ask.... Miss Spencer, as the OP, any thoughts on the responses? Anything you were surprised by/found interesting? I'll always be amazed at the people that I read about on this forum that say they masturbate at work. I can't think of anything worse than trying to...
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    Just drop by To Say Hello !!!!!

    Oh? Oh. Never mind. :flaccid:
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    KFC or Popeye's: Which Do You Like Better?

    I love KFC, shamelessly and wantonly. The Colonel's variety combo is like sex to me. Nando's is OK but once you've had good, authentic chicken Piri Piri in Portugal, it loses its appeal.
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    Dipshit American Dentist ***** Beloved Cecil the Lion

    Let's help increase the population by..... ******* them. QUICK NED, THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS!!
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    working along side Bridgette B what do you think of her

    I kind of meant personality. Who was fun/cool/who did you enjoy hanging around with when the camera wasn't rolling. Was any girl in particular funny or easy to chat to. That kind of stuff.
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    R.I.P. Bobbi Kristina Brown

    The saddest thing about this is how LITTLE of a surprise it has come to me. Much like the day I walked into the pub and my friend asked me "Have you heard about Amy Winehouse?" and I just took a shot and went "She's dead?" and was correct, there was zero shock when I saw this headline today...
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    When do you masturbate?

    Well, some of my answers changed recently, so here goes. This hasn't changed. I usually masturbate before I go to ***** at night. I find it a natural aid to getting to ***** for a start, and I couldn't do it in the mornings and have to clean up before work, nor can I wind down enough to jerk...
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    working along side Bridgette B what do you think of her

    Who was nicest / most fun to hang around with?
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    PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Do Not Let Me Down Gods of Freeones!!!!!!

    (1) Keep bumping your threads and if people can help you, they will. (2) Leave ID requests for the ID section.
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    STILL ANOTHER Help ID these babes. PLEASE HELP AGAIN????!!!

    You're in for a bit of tough luck then. Most pornstars don't use their real names. Respect the performers' privacy, please.
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    Nicki Minaj Called Taylor Swift to Talk Through Twitter Feud: "It's Over, Guys!"

    I would fill her Blank Space. Ignoring the Swift misunderstanding, I don't think Anaconda deserved to be considered for any awards, from a creative point of view. It's a slight re-working of Baby Got Back... yeah, brilliant. I'm not saying originality is the be all and end all, but when you...
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    I really need your comments and opinon on this.

    If Google suspended an email address for sending that picture, I imagine they'll have me executed for what I've used their search engine to find over the years.
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    I lost my ring

    It's in my pocketses.
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    Celebs, known people that share your nationality

    Mercury, May, Deacon, Taylor. The REAL Fab Four. Fuck the Beatles. Also messers Brown, Squire, Reni and Mani. Marr & Morrissey. Tim Booth and his mates. Ian Curtis, Bernard Sumner, Hooky and, err, the drummer. Sabbath and Motorhead if you prefer it harder. Oh, and those Beatles fellas, but...
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    Let's talk about.....

    Hello Jacob! Hello! Oranjeboom, clog, dyke, windmill...... ****!
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    Hotter to make love to?

    I'll take your divorcee. I've been with 19 year olds. I've been with 40somethings. In my personal sphere of experience, the 40somethings were the better fuck. Call it experience, call it confidence, call it having done the nasty enough times to know what they want and TAKE IT, but the older the...
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    Celebs, known people that share your nationality

    Well, the most important "famous in my circle" person from my country is Raya Bevis, a/k/a Brittani Knight, a/k/a Paige. But the real answer is Miss Hybrid.
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    REAL Dry-Aged Prime Beef - As Sexy as Big Tits!

    Possibly the most appropriate person on the board to issue a statement like that.
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    I think porn might have ruined me, and I think I might be done.

    I tried to, but I think I came on too strong and scared her off. C'est la vie. In the words of my favourite philosopher, "Done, done, onto the next one." I have not watched a scene or looked at any nude/semi-nude images outside of ones I've moderated since I made that post. I feel a lot better...
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    "Shimmering ass" - curvy redhead in a red corset, thong and black fishnets takes an assfucking

    Re: "Shimmering ass" - curvy redhead in a red corset, thong and black fishnets takes an assfucking 404. Any alternative link?
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    Porn models, sex in scene and real life

    From the OP : ... this meant "please don't get it wrong by fielding an opinion that differs from mine," apparently.
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    Show Your Sass And Make Your Post Sassier Than The Last Sassy Post

    I was tempted to simply add ...... the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna ****, ****, ****, ****, **** Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off.... But I could imagine how that would have gone down.
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    Regarding SPAM

    Flavoured spam?? That's surely cheating. It's been a while since I fried something properly as opposed to just sealing, but I might have to buy some spam just for fun. Fried corned beef is palatable to me so why not fried spam. You can get spam fritters in some chippys, but then we'll batter...
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    Porn models, sex in scene and real life

    Women love emotional ********* like that, especially when it comes to sex. "If you don't do X, Y or Z then you don't love me" is essentially guaranteed to get your way, always. If you're prepared to levy expectations that she does what she does on film, all "do what I want, woman" then why...
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    Regarding SPAM

    I suspect spam fried is OK. That cheap "bacon roll" **** you get out of the tin at Lidl, that's just spam under a different name, isn't it? That always tasted good fried. I bet a thick slab of fried spam, a lorne sausage, a disc of fried black pudding slapped between two pieces of fried bread...
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    [SOLVED] Saw an ad and needed to know

    Noob, the rule for bumping is 24 hours. The girl is Black Angelika.
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    Porn models, sex in scene and real life

    There is a very simple difference between sex for work and sex for pleasure. The difference between what looks good and what feels good. I'd say she's telling it like it is, personally.
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    I think porn might have ruined me, and I think I might be done.

    Thank you for your replies. I am almost disappointed that I have not been trolled in response! This is happening. I have nothing to lose. I'm toying with the idea of avoiding everything apart from the images I have to approve as mod. See if I can train myself to "look without looking" if...
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    I think porn might have ruined me, and I think I might be done.

    I had somewhat of a "dark night of the soul" moment last night. Not that long after I posted this : I realized last night when I was trying to put myself to ***** post-fap with about 5 hours due until I had to get up for work... that I might not like who I've become due to porn...
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    Girl Power (parody)

    Ooooooh, what delicious irony. Because SHE ...... ..... will tell you what she wants. What she really really wants.
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    How often do you look at porn when your girlfriend isn't home

    I would say I have a healthy appetite. Every second I type, I wish I was masturbating instead.
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    What words, phrases or idioms do you like to use even when improper?

    Even when it really doesn't fit the context, I like to end every anecdote with "Needless to say, I had the last laugh."
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    How often do you look at porn when your girlfriend isn't home

    When I lived with a girlfriend, I'd only really watch porn when I felt the urge (i.e. it had been a while since we last did it) and if I knew she wasn't going to be home for more than about 3 hours or something. Often I'd just wait it out until she got home and tried my luck. I reckon I was...
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    Ella Hughes - AKA: Alice, Ella, Jemima, Rope Bunny

    Ella getting glazed was awesome. No. I **** to state the obvious, but that's Alice Green.
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    Wrestling babes

    Maria's ass was looking great in New Japan on Sunday morning. http://gfycat.com/ConstantDirtyCougar http://gfycat.com/QueasyComplexAfricanjacana
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    Chessie Kay

    Or, if you're lazy....
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    Wrestling babes

    https://twitter.com/lanawwe/status/219953617652809729 That's not very PG.
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    Well behind with my blog but here's the latest session, from October, to Kendra Lust.
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    If you could be a professional at any sport which would it be?

    Plus lunch is included.
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    AUGUST AMES vs MIA KHALIFA

    Mia is hot, but August is fucking incredible. By the way, your thread would have been better with a poll, so I added one.
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    Pornstars that look like Jessica alba

    Get in here : http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?195334
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    Do you care about people?

    Tough one. I donate whenever any of my friends do anything charitable and plaster their "Just Giving" on their social networks, but that's far more to do with me wanting to look charitable rather than actually giving a ****. I once overheard a girl on the train in tears on the phone to her...
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