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  1. assholebythedoor

    ever hold off masturbating...

    that's right, I don't need a ***. and I don't need to masterbation but I definately ain't too proud to beg. ****, if a woman really felt she wanted to be with me, she wouldn't beat around the bush, it would be on. And I'm not saying this because most woman grab your penis and then sniff their...
  2. assholebythedoor

    This is so annoying...any other recent grads?

    It could be, but you don't want to change your mood that often or you will attract some scandelous females. They may look good, but they have rotten insides. Don't get me confused, some of them are good people.
  3. assholebythedoor

    This is so annoying...any other recent grads?

    That's a good career. You can always make someone else happy. If you get a chance to make a name, you can go to a lot of different places to show off your hands. People will invite you to be their masseuse. I haven't considered it.
  4. assholebythedoor

    Proud Moment

    okay, seriously, my prodest moment was finding out I could do magic. Read cards, and pick your card out of a deck. Didn't really get a chance to perfect it that much. It just happened to be that way.
  5. assholebythedoor

    This is so annoying...any other recent grads?

    I love to write too. Give me a subject I can write for days or I can write for a hour to come up with anything. Writing was always my first passions, I picked it up as a *****. I also love to work with computers. Not as much as I love to write. I love to learn different cultures and languages...
  6. assholebythedoor

    Proud Moment

    my proudest moment was when I found out this chick that lived next to me, wasn't gay!. I mean total mind freak. Didn't think that was going to happen.
  7. assholebythedoor

    The Official 2008/2009 NCAA Football Thread

    who that be?
  8. assholebythedoor

    Define Freeones

    yes, it's like saying, uhh na na na na, without the na na na na. So you wouldn't probably be looking for ugh, and freeones would be in the theasurus
  9. assholebythedoor

    This is so annoying...any other recent grads?

    or someone ******* you in your purest state of being and now it run through your ***** until you can jerk it out. That would be foul wouldnt it? What are you looking for? I don't know what I want either.
  10. assholebythedoor

    ever hold off masturbating...

    I would rather masterbate then spend 5 second around a stinky asshole who wants to suck my cock and let me fuck. If shes a good girl, I could hold off masterbating. Because the thought wouldn't come to mind. If shes a nasty whore with a attitude problem. I'll jerk off without a doubt. I don't...
  11. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    that was irrelevant
  12. assholebythedoor

    Guys would you date a porn star....

    I think you may be right.
  13. assholebythedoor

    Is Manga Porn Normal?

    I've only watched a few in my time, I can see how it could be attractive to some people. They can have a story line that go way beyond what a normal story line can have, and get you off at the right time. That is what I assume, because the one I watched was two in a half hours long and was cool...
  14. assholebythedoor

    This is so annoying...any other recent grads?

    I don't see how a **** test can get in your way. If you really find a job that you stop and think a second about and say to yourself. Man I can see this going on for a while you better go and get that man or else it is just going to drift away. Why else wouldn't it?
  15. assholebythedoor

    licking a girls asshole

    is this a yes or no question? If I was experimenting with a sexy female. I guess I would have to think about it. Why is it the question always comes up in 69? Is that gateway to anal sex? The girls I've been with don't like it. I heard some girls love it. I'm not going to sniff around looking...
  16. assholebythedoor

    Happy New Year!

    happy new years
  17. assholebythedoor

    ever hold off masturbating...

    masterbating is not prohibition. although it should be.
  18. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    After all, what are we looking for. We know what there is to be looked at. To assume would be to much to talk about. I would rather see for myself. If the government is hiding something. Could there possibility be aliens, vampires, werewolvs, zombies. A planet of each species. Or is there really...
  19. assholebythedoor

    just see whats up with you, do I know you from somewhere?

    just see whats up with you, do I know you from somewhere?
  20. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    Ther is a reason behind all of this, rather it was scientist or the FBI. Once the truth is finally figured out, and someone can say this is how the brain works definately, and this is how you can get furthur in outter space without the cause of deperation, then truth will be restore to the youth...
  21. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    what? it does have theoredical relevance. Although people have their own beliefs. My beliefs are, we don't have a cure or solution because we haven't chose to. Not to come off as a *** body. Still, there has to be some truth in the universe and why things happen. IS there a reaoosn why to call...
  22. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    what? it does have theoredical relevance. Although people have their own beliefs. My beliefs are, we don't have a cure or solution because we haven't chose to. Not to come off as a *** body. Still, there has to be some truth in the universe and why things happens.
  23. assholebythedoor

    Define Freeones

    there wont be, why? because freeones is not a word its a uligy
  24. assholebythedoor

    what's up with you?

    what's up with you?
  25. assholebythedoor

    Wishes and more....

    Lisa you are my favorite.
  26. assholebythedoor

    The Official 2008/2009 NFL Football Thread...

    Vikings going to win it all. stop embaressing yourself. Your not helping the situation at hand, that is what it is.
  27. assholebythedoor

    What are you doing tonight, going to a party?

    I don't take advantage of these situations.
  28. assholebythedoor

    Rules of manhood.

    to be a man you have to think like a man. who came with that idea?
  29. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    scientist said that the ***** specoes they found were similar to us in every way except for their facial structure.
  30. assholebythedoor

    New Years Resolution 2009!

    to live out my vision
  31. assholebythedoor

    satch...

    satch...
  32. assholebythedoor

    Ufc 92

    I'm really trying to say more expensive ***** prettier titties
  33. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    If that is true, anything can be a sighting, since, some things can not be explained. Why not leave it at that?
  34. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    Not acutally, they are similar. If one person went into outerspace then one life form from other planets have been to earth. It means there are ways beyond ways that people don't realize. I'm not worried about it. I learn something new everytime I hear about it.
  35. assholebythedoor

    NHL 2008-2009 Thread

    when hocky first started the goalies would throw off their gloves and go at it for about 15 minutes before the game begin. Anybody have any thing on that?
  36. assholebythedoor

    Ufc 92

    In the beginning of UFC 1 and UFC 2, THE PPW would last 4 hours with 16 people. They would all fight then come back out. maybe 4 people per weight class. When they went bare kuckle. It's more televised now, If they are that much invovled in what they are doing why not rent a arena and fit a...
  37. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    not really, space is micros of gravity not creating any signifigant mass. you would have to comb it to bring togeather the elements needed to fill the void. Which creates black holes. Space is not all togeather, at one point the planets were a line close togeather and now they have faded apart...
  38. assholebythedoor

    Ufc 92

    All I'm saying is take away the entertainment they will be better fights. All that commotion brings me down.
  39. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    Stop using other people as an escuse to fail - notrodumus
  40. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    but what einstein failed to tell you was there was a magnetic field shelding anything and everything trying to ***** itself through this velocity. In which you have to go around. and can no long decelerate or accelerate. Since matter collapses, and nothing is safe. That equasion was a...
  41. assholebythedoor

    My Most Powerful Ejaculation - TRY IT!

    after a while. It takes its toll on your ***** flow, then won't be able to get an erection, and you may have to get a testicle chopped off.
  42. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    you mean biographics? only if it is necessary, Its more of a disarry. Elevation of science, medicine, body, and everything. It is the only reasonable explaination I have came across.
  43. assholebythedoor

    How Many Sex Partners Have You Had

    I'd say atleast one
  44. assholebythedoor

    Disgraceful Human Beings Today

    not everybody will want to come here. If I lived over there I wouldn't want to come here.
  45. assholebythedoor

    If you won the lotto tommorrow what would you do?

    buy freeones, ban everyone so I can talk to myself.
  46. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    Jesus was from another galaxy. The only one to come over here and die for out sins. Correct, maybe It is the truth.
  47. assholebythedoor

    My Most Powerful Ejaculation - TRY IT!

    something could rupture
  48. assholebythedoor

    Ufc 92

    where are the video clips?
  49. assholebythedoor

    Life on other planets?

    okay, The Earth has been around for billions of years? what if, we have already been through all of this. Since Scientiest in the past have come and gone and so has evolution. We as humans have only been around for millions of years. Whati f the world was full of parinoid scientest at one time...
  50. assholebythedoor

    Disgraceful Human Beings Today

    even the people talking about it, are more nutty then the ones doing in.
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