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    JetBlue pilot flips out, is subdued by passengers

    ^Fuck the union shop, fly Southwest! Adult Image Hosting :P
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    JetBlue pilot flips out, is subdued by passengers

    ... waiting in great anticipation for a copycat commercial pilot to make the news... This is a rather small sampling of one, don't you think?
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    Lost

    Don't knock it, threads like this have been a great entertainment value... a good bang for the buck if you will, I wouldn't change a thing! ... :stir:
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    Gracias for the rep, senior! :hatsoff:

    Gracias for the rep, senior! :hatsoff:
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    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    I know that they're heavy smokers. ;)
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    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    Sam, could you be any less discreet in your additional account posting practices? Really, it's not that **** isn't a serious crime, but it's not frequently a topic of discussion over this here forum. This is it, ''I'm done''. :facepalm:
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    Don't ya wish you had some guns?

    Re: Don't ya wish you had some guns? This! AND THAT!
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    What are you listening to right now?

    _qXsO-axQWM
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    What's Your First Name?

    Eggbert
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    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    That copasetic song or whatever....
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    This just in....

    Solution from our good friends at Hornady.... Adult Image Hosting ø:zombie: ø
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    Pat Robertson believes Peyton Manning should get hurt this year

    Oh yea, tough guy? Adult Image Hosting :1orglaugh
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    my grandslam was supposed to come with sausage...

    Try... Adult Image Hosting
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    What's Your First Name?

    Re: What's Your First Name? It's certainly not a surname which seems to be so popular today. Hell, my niece named her boy "Carter'' of all things. :facepalm:
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    This just in....

    Fucking poachers! I **** gawdamn poachers!!! :hammer: But seriously, firearm ''owners'' don't generally commit crimes, criminals with stolen or illegally possessed firearms do, the statistics speak for themselves. We have fairly severe laws in place for those who drive while ***********, yet...
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Wut, you're ******** Mike Inez? :dunno: :1orglaugh
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    *hiccup!* Very strong imported imperial malt ******.... 10.4% abv or some such. I think it's one of the belgian monk(y) variants. :dunno: /*hiccup*
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    Don't ya wish you had some buns?

    Sam Fischer: Don't ya wish you had some guns? :1orglaugh *I can't believe it, I actually posted this before I saw the thread he started. Cross my heart and hope to die.
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    Heyooooooo

    Oh sure, play hard to get. I know you women, you're all the same... always cattin 'round in search of the sugar ***** until times get tough... then we finally get a knock on the door! :1orglaugh :jester: Really, it's good to see you back! :cool: Don't stray far now!
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    How sough after are American women worldwide?

    Re: How sough after are American women worldwide? :dunno: Beats me, but I met a woman of East Indian extraction in the offices of my dentist just yesterday. She was all of about 5'-10'' tall, she had a diamond stud on the side of her nose and she wore traditional Indian garb. Totally assertive...
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    Don't ya wish you had some nuns?

    Re: Don't ya wish you had some nuns? Only during harvest. Adult Image Hosting They're pretty much on the endangered species list tho. Hence, "If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it" - Boris the Blade
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    What Type Of Pussy Turns You On

    Re: What Type Of Pussy Turns You On The kind with spread apart legs below it.
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Guinness Draught out of the bottle at room temperature Would that be ''Tittley's Tea'' by chance? :boobies: :D
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    Who is the hottest English babe? Who will represent England for Euro 2012?

    What kind of list is this leaving out Anastasia Harris? :surprise:
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    How tall are you?

    Adult Image Hosting + 1''
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    It's pudding rasslin' night. Who is coming?

    If you say so....:dunno: Adult Image Hosting
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    My Birthday

    Feliz Cumpleaños!!!! Adult Image Hosting ....................^ poor little grub :( SHOTS? :D
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    Freaky Friday

    How about tomorrow, it's the first Friday of the spring season, I'm certain that Ms. Lee will have something under her... umm... whatchamacallit for us, isn't that right woman? :nanner:
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    Do I have to spell in out, wiseguy? :1orglaugh

    Do I have to spell in out, wiseguy? :1orglaugh
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    Hey, 25 miles per hour maximum speed limit in town!

    ^ Way too much overnight :joint: and cold adult beverage for those imbeciles... has to be. Good to see ya, H! On point: That's serious haulin ass! I've never seen that in my neck of the woods before.. not in town at least.
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    Hey, 25 miles per hour maximum speed limit in town!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qLuxH1526w&feature=related :surprise: I'd be freaking out if I was the first car before the crossing gate ººººº If this thing derails right here,I minced meat!:1orglaugh
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    Whoopsy Daisy... DP

    Whoopsy Daisy... DP
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    Diamond, Spade, Heart, Club..... but no ":jester:" ?! :dunno: :cool:

    Diamond, Spade, Heart, Club..... but no ":jester:" ?! :dunno: :cool:
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    A lot of people blame the United States for many things. However....

    In my area, assault and ****** are endemic problems primarily within the non white populations... see for yourself. Sorry about the reality, it's just true, you just saw proof.
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    Open Thread

    Mutually assured destruction.... It's all up to the Ayatollah. :helpme: Aside: Ms. Yuk needs a set of golf clubs! :boobies: :yesyes:
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    Ants

    @ +19:24 :1orglaugh
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    Who is Your ***** OCSM?

    I'm not too big on picking a single favorite, but here's one of them... Sabrina Maree Gallery :drool2:
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    National debt up more in 3 years under BHO than 8 under Bush

    A lot of poor people are diehard Second Amendment proponents. ;)
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    Open Thread

    It sucked when my parents went out at night, my grandmum wouldn't let us leave the dinner table until we finished our tuna casserole and glass of milk. :1orglaugh
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    National debt up more in 3 years under BHO than 8 under Bush

    Re: National debt up more in 3 years under BHO than 8 under Bush It's easy to see what 0bama is doing, he's racking up so much debt for this country, the only alternative for survival is to tax the middle and upper classes out of existence. Isn't that great? Finally we can all be equal...
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    A lot of people blame the United States for many things. However....

    I walk out the front door each morning in fear that I may not ever return home again all because of those damned guns! :shy::weeping: Do something mr president! Take away the guns... you don't have to get them all, just the ones that the legal law abiding citizens have, seriously, there aren't...
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    A lot of people blame the United States for many things. However....

    Thailand is number 3 before USA with more than twice the number of *** related killings?!!! Isn't that where the EU ships their people for vacation? :surprise: :D
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    I know what magazine Police Officers subscribe to...

    Adult Image Hosting Cops have a difficult job. Really, you couldn't pay me enough to have to go around and pull over suspected *********** drivers in the dark of night, fuk that! Who knows what kind of armed and dangerous fugitive could be riding in that car, it might be some dude who has...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Apx0vLhWAiY
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    What should I do tomorrow?

    Smoke grass ... **** chidren in video games....
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    I have an opinion on something.

    ...:stir:
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    Peyton Manning goes from Colts to Broncos; decides on Denver

    OH, Noooeeezzz! When Sam Fisher gets wind of this, we'll never hear the end of it! :eek: Oh, How ya feelin 2nyte, galactic... papagmc? err dmc? :dunno: :D:glugglug: Just a shout out to the Colorado boyz is all.
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    Killling ******** in Videogames.

    It's the wrong message in a civilized world. Really, just think about all of those chemically imbalanced gamer kiddos throughout the state of Ohio for instance, you know, the ones we frequently read about in the daily who shoot up their junior high school class? well, this type of video game...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    hRMqs5j61vw&feature=related
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    Anyone have a puppy or watched one?

    I was thinking that since she likes to chew on your fingers, you could introduce her to those rawhide sticks, you know the ones that are about as big around as your finger or maybe even the smaller ones(?) Those might help keep her occupied... just a thought. :cool:
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