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  1. ApolloBalboa

    Maddy O'Reilly is gone too fat!

    I suggest you take this to her twitter and let her know how you feel, rather than complain to a bunch of strangers who can't do anything to fix your derection; ****** the problem at its source man, stop being such a pu$$y.
  2. ApolloBalboa

    Do Mods Work on This Board?

    Naming your previous accounts that have been ****** doesn't count, and even if you were, that's no excuse for you being as big a troll as you are.
  3. ApolloBalboa

    Do Mods Work on This Board?

    Then stop fucking complaining. You've been offered the chance to make a difference in ways that you complain the current mods don't, and you ******. If you're going to bitch about how things should be better but aren't willing to try to make a difference yourself, than you've got no business...
  4. ApolloBalboa

    What skillz do you have?

    I have the ability to breathe on command. I can use a noun as a verb and vice-versa. I can pull a Peter Falk with my eyeballs. I can type in complete sentences. I was a witness to my own birth.
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    Donald Trump -- Porn Star Claims ... He Offered $10k for Alone Time

    While I feel sorry for her if this happened, I can't help but shake my head at how she willingly got herself involved in this, even if nothing happened to her. You're a porn star; you meet a famous guy at an event, someone whom you've known for all of a few hours, and give him your phone number...
  6. ApolloBalboa

    Porn addiction problem

    When I started school this semester, I didn't want to have so many sites available to me that might (and most likely would) distract me from serious work. I was also feeling like my enjoyment of porn was starting to border on addiction, rather than just that, enjoyment. I set up a firewall...
  7. ApolloBalboa

    What are you listening to right now?

    I wish they had the actual album on Youtube, but these guys are pretty good.
  8. ApolloBalboa

    Ask Henessy anything!

    You definitely don't look 26. Neither do I, for that matter, but I'm nowhere near as gorgeous as you are. :drool2:
  9. ApolloBalboa

    What is Aleppo?

    This is his Dean Scream. He's going to be a laughingstock from now on (not that he wasn't before, but you know).
  10. ApolloBalboa

    moderator poll

    I liked it when DOA82 was a mod, **** got dealt with and quick-like. gunslingingbird was cool too, and even though she didn't do much in terms of modding, who can forget NikkiValentine?
  11. ApolloBalboa

    Members poll (parody)

    I liked ApolloBalboa before he let the fact that he was King of the Board for a Day go to his head.
  12. ApolloBalboa

    I'm At School

    Words to live by. Anyways, I'm at school again. Whee.
  13. ApolloBalboa

    I'm At School

  14. ApolloBalboa

    I'm At School

    Thanks. It's a point in my life now where I can't afford to dilly-dally, especially in situations like class.
  15. ApolloBalboa

    Study Tips

    Right now, there is no certain time. I'm pretty much making it with my textbook every chance I have, outside of meals and a half-hour break every 2-3 hours. It's boring but interesting at the same time. It's not helpful that I have to read 200+ pages at a time, let alone memorizing most...
  16. ApolloBalboa

    I'm At School

    If it makes you feel any better, it was in between classes. When I'm actually in my lesson, it's all serious business. :yesyes:
  17. ApolloBalboa

    I'm At School

    How does one receive an A in Perversion 101?
  18. ApolloBalboa

    Latino Trump supporter warns of future with 'taco trucks on every corner'

    I'm voting for the candidate who promises me taco trucks. I have yet to see one parked on my corner.
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    Study Tips

    I've tried doing that before, but then I feel like I read slower and I just write down exactly what the book says. Now I'm trying highlighting important passages and then retyping them in my own words in a Word document for my notes, so we'll see if that works any better.
  20. ApolloBalboa

    Study Tips

    So, this semester at school, I have to bury my head in several large medical textbooks, and in the process of trying to absorb as much information as I can in one go, I find myself drifting off. I looked online for ways to prevent that and found one that said "every time you find your thoughts...
  21. ApolloBalboa

    I'm At School

    I use my power to change my title to King of the Board for a Day for a day.
  22. ApolloBalboa

    I'm At School

    Indeed. I even had Freeones open while a tasty-looking morsel was right next to me.
  23. ApolloBalboa

    I'm At School

    And posting on Freeones. Whee.
  24. ApolloBalboa

    FreeOnes Credits

    You might be able to use them to buy yourself a spot on the Freeones Team :dunno:
  25. ApolloBalboa

    What Kinda Nuts You Like The Best?

    I favor the container of mixed nuts my *** buys at Costco. It's got pecans, almonds, cashews, and pistachios.
  26. ApolloBalboa

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    That spicy Korean fried chicken tingled as much coming out as it did going in. Anyways, I had fried eggs and potatoes with green beans.
  27. ApolloBalboa

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    A year ago, I said Cruz's campaign slogan should have been or included "Cruz Control". I have no doubt that if he'd taken my advice, he'd be the one with the nomination.
  28. ApolloBalboa

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    If Donald Trump's campaign slogan from the get-go was "What the Hell Do You Have to Lose?", I can almost guarantee you he'd be doing better.
  29. ApolloBalboa

    I made it back to my original account! Maya Divine is back :)

    Howdy (again)! I look forward to seeing your new work!
  30. ApolloBalboa

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Spicy Korean fried chicken. My mouth is still tingling (in a good way).
  31. ApolloBalboa

    Dear Democrats, you deserve your situation

    I agree with this, but with a caveat; left or right, if you vote for (idealistic) change and it doesn't happen, you have no right to complain.
  32. ApolloBalboa

    Jsmoothpa

    I miss him. Don't you?
  33. ApolloBalboa

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    It's really unfair that I can't rep you when you really deserve it (not to say that you haven't earned it other times, but this hits all points).
  34. ApolloBalboa

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Thank you as well; unfortunately I'm unable to rep you for your studiousness, but needless to say you're a smart cookie.
  35. ApolloBalboa

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    http://www.taxpolicycenter.org/publications/analysis-donald-trumps-tax-plan/full I haven't seen (not that I've been actively searching) one for Clinton that's similar to this, even on that site. I might've missed it though.
  36. ApolloBalboa

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    I just spent the weekend reading Trump's tax plan (or rather, the analysis/cliff notes version). It's almost 9 months old, but for anybody who wants to avoid speaking vaguely about how much they love or **** it, I think it behooves you to at least skim it. I'll do the same with Clinton's when I...
  37. ApolloBalboa

    Who has the biggest dick on here?

    I was supposed to go see friends in New Zealand, but my trip fell through, multiple times; the worst thing is, everything that went wrong was completely out of my control, and try as I might to fix a problem(s), something else always came up. Getting over that disappointment took a while. Now...
  38. ApolloBalboa

    Hi I'm Back, Maya Divine

    You were always one of my favorites, going back to when I first started looking at porn. You were (and still are, IMO) the ideal cougar, and I was jealous of the lucky stiffs (no pun intended) who got to work with you. I look forward to seeing your new work and am glad to say 'welcome back'.
  39. ApolloBalboa

    What are you listening to right now?

    This was playing at the end of Hell or High Water. That was a good movie.
  40. ApolloBalboa

    The mainstream media slammed W. for flyng over New Orleans after Katrina

    It's hipsterish to abbreviate mainstream media. Just sayin'. As you were.
  41. ApolloBalboa

    What are you listening to right now?

    Jazzy goodness.
  42. ApolloBalboa

    Hey, you earned it lady. Now, if you'd be so kind as to open your bedroom blinds...

    Hey, you earned it lady. Now, if you'd be so kind as to open your bedroom blinds...
  43. ApolloBalboa

    Mandy Flores is getting married this weekend!

    I'll be at the window outside the church screaming "Elaine!" "ELAINE!" and then realize that I'm in the wrong movie. Seriously though, congratulations!
  44. ApolloBalboa

    Weather Control

    That's funny, I grew up there and my *** still lives there. I don't know how far apart our childhoods were, but I remember a summer when I was about 7 where we were literally without power for a week due to a thunderstorm, got it back, only to lose it again because another thunderstorm came...
  45. ApolloBalboa

    The never ending Jane Burgess thread. Ask away

    I'm pretty sure that's implied by my blanket statement, but if she feels that it isn't I'll mention them specifically.
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