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    LL, teaching: THIS is what I need from you. Can you figure out what it is? LL, stand: You figured it out! Now, let me ride it.. LL, apple: Awwww - he gave me some fiber, to go with his PERSONAL protein *****!!
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    Lexi Luna, discussing: If you're going to role play .. you'll need a budget for clothing or costumes. LL, maid: When wearing the French Maid outfit, make sure to "go commando!" LL, vacuuming: If you're going to act the part .. you might as well actually clean! LL, hostess: There are four...
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    Burning Desire. The other model might be "in the mood," but desire's started without me!
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    From those visible, low butt cheeks .. this is the set’s heavy hottie selection. Another likely cell phone camera pic, with the contrast all screwed up, with the window / bright light at the back of the photo. The subject has a nice set of engorged and pickled labia, that is generating an...
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    Automotive things going-on

    Yeah; I did one back in 2020, to win a new Shelby GT500. Nor did I win..
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    [NEEDS ID] Blonde British Blowjob

    How old is the scene? She kind of looks like Christine Appleigh.
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    The Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard Trial 2022

    Those wanting to see Amber's .. "goodies" - just VOD "The Informers."
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    Risque Racer for me
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    There's a time and place for getting a blowie..

    But, in a moving car is NOT one of them! https://www.yahoo.com/autos/florida-man-passenger-crash-fedex-172900159.html
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    Violet Myers, oiling up: I need to REALLY caress them.. Some oil should help. VM, felt up: They're so BIG! They are more than an ARMful!! VM, facial: Show me you're cured. Cum all over my face.. VM, guy runs: (in background, *** yells: Robert! Are you done playing Nurse with your friend!??)
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    Planning trip to Australia

    usman: did you do a Google search, and/or check your yellow pages? I have seen "luggage ONLY" stores, in the past. Likely more expensive, but also likely you'd find what you are indeed looking for.
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    Automotive things going-on

    I also like the classic Mopar cars. Yeah, as I've gotten wiser - weight really does matter in performance racing! That *is* a very nice example of a GT500. Manual is also no problem for me - I've got a 2004 Terminator Cobra, which only came in a 6-speed.
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    Spring Fever?! Her second toe looks like she has significant arthritis..
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    Violet Myers call: Hi. You called for a Visiting Nurse? VM, hanging: I didn't expect you so soon.. Give me a minute. VM, guy jumping: Wow! The injuries from my car accident have healed!! VM, problems: The thing is .. my penis struck the bottom of the steering wheel, and it isn't responding...
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    The Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard Trial 2022

    Johnny won $10.35M. Amber won $2M. So, a net win for Johnny of $8.35M. Good for him. I've dated a couple of psycho women over the years. VERY stressful. One threatened to harm herself (as is accused of Amber H.) and then call the police, and say *I* was the one to cause the injury...
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    Are You Going To McDonald's Less These Days?

    I try and avoid their food.. If I'm really jonesing for a burger, I'll hit Five Guys. If I am in the mood for a burger, and I'm "in the area anyway," I'll one of two Wendy's nearby.
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    Outdoor Oasis for me.
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Interesting; she’s commando, yet wore a slip under her dress? Mmmmm; look at those thin, engorged, flappy labia – naturally gaping as she widens her legs. All the grool shifted to the top of her pussy, and gravity took hold the large drop and is pulling it downwards.
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    The one on the left seems shy / uncertain. I'd go with "Invitation Accepted."
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    Automotive things going-on

    Oh - I guess you didn't read the Yahoo article? The GT500 was a RECENT production run: " 1967 Shelby GT500 Super Snake. Only one was ever made by muscle car legend Carroll Shelby, but five years ago, Shelby Motors built 10 more to spec."
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    Virtual ****?

    According to SumOfUs' account, users invited the researcher to a private party on Horizon World earlier this month. Users in the same room then asked her to disable a setting that prevented others from getting within 4 feet of her. In a part of the video SumOfUs opted not to share but describe...
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    Automotive things going-on

    UPDATE: damn! That GT500 sold for $602,500. AND - the "cheap" Ferrari 430 - the Reserve was NOT met.
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    Automotive things going-on

    Cars to be unveiled over the next few years. I like the Hyundai RM20 N on Slide 15, and the Mazda 6 on Slide 17: https://www.caranddriver.com/features/g28985154/future-cars/?utm_medium=syn&utm_source=yah&utm_campaign=247&slide=15
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    Virtual ****?

    I heard about this, weeks ago. And - the game developers IMMEDIATELY instituted a virtual 6-foot "buffer" zone, so the avatars can no longer .. grope each other. They now "bounce" off each other like two similarly polarized magnets.
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    The Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard Trial 2022

    Johnny accomplished what he wanted to: he wanted HIS side of the marriage provided. AND - for people to see that Amber was ALSO a freak show.. The legal fees were worth it for him. Even though he spends money like a .. battleship full of ******* sailors, he is still worth an estimated $210M.
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    Blake Bottom, ass: that feels perfect .. BB, tits: Ohmigod .. that feels so good . BB, phone call:Hello? You're sorry, you're running late? And .. this is Richard??
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    Blake Blossom, convo: Oh - hi honey. Not much - just watering the plants, waiting for the masseuse to get here. BB, door: Oh - you're Richard, the masseuse! BB, stranger in: I thought you were going to text me, when you got here.. Oh, well! BB, feet rubbed: Oh, wow - I've got you for an hour?
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    I had expiring points to use on Redbox, so I finally got around to renting "Matrix: Resurrections." WTF?? There was NO reason to make that movie.. The ending was also ridiculous, in the Neo "forgets" how to fly - even though he's been doing so since the end of the FIRST movie.. It's like in...
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    Carnal Connection for me. Welcome back is just three women in front of a white background? (With no booties!!)
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    Automotive things going-on

    Well - that Shelby is now up to $382,500. They are also auctioning off a 2020 Corvette (at $77,500) and a Ferrari F430 (surprisingly, only at $65,500).
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    For the ladies, 2: pre-cum

    For the time being, I’m out of new content. If I .. cum up with new content, or I purchase / receive new underwear, I’ll revisit the thread. I thought I’d do something “special” for this last (for now) post, so I prepared a “sign off.” I used an .. intimate writing instrument, and very personal...
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    For the ladies, 1: cum shots

    Ha, ha – looks like my one-eyed snake made a “snake” pattern, while shooting my load. Somewhat of an older one – from July 2021. At that time I was reviewing videos from .. Anissa Kate. Ah; no wonder the initial stream is 16 inches!
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Like for my other “couple” pic, I saved this one for a holiday / Memorial Day Weekend / the start of summer. For the gals, hope you value a guy’s length over whether he’s “cut” or not. For the fellas –kind of a similar situation. If your gal has a camel-toeish pussy, hope that she gets excited...
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    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Well .. not so much what I had for supper (Kraft mac & cheese, iceburg salad with cucumber and tomato - with ranch dressing, washed down with strawberry Quik) - it was what I had for dessert. I had a coupon for $1 off two pints of Ben & Jerry ice cream. I got stuck with a coffee version of the...
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    Angela White, stripping: You can serve me MORE than JUST a martini.. AW, tits: what a pair of fun bags!! AW, pronetime: yes .. you service me soooooooo well ..
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    Angela White, swimming: ha, ha; her tits are "clapping," for her ability to lift herself out of the pool! AW, angry: Where the fuck are you?! I thought you were taking the afternoon off? AW, shouting: I need a martini .. now!! AW, contemplating: You won't spend the afternoon with me at the...
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    Sheer Fashion. Visible rib cages are a downer..
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    Automotive things going-on

    $150,000 for the remod 1970 Chevelle?! I could think of MANY other cars I'd buy, for THAT price!!
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    Popular Porn Searches by State in March and April of 2022

    Vermont's is .. spitting?? You'd think they'd just use maple syrup! :LOL:
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    Hey Fellas, Guess What Arby's Is Making Now

    I'd like Mandy Flores .. hamburger, please! 😉
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    America, has some REALLY cool toy's

    "Like, how do you "laser-guide" a bomb that basically has no propulsion? Just adjusting the fins?" CORRECT.
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    Automotive things going-on

    I was friendly with a guy in high school, who had I think a 1976 Nova. Kind of like this one - but more maroon than bright red. And, he either had air shocks or leaf springs - the rear of the car was "pointed up." He also had two 350ci V-8 engines; one ran on racing fuel.
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    It's a land slide!! Private Paradise,
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Hmmmm – peach-colored lingerie? Interesting .. body. Borderline pale-white skin .. until you get to her nether region. Her labia and each surrounding side are very dark? Also, a nature (aka) unshaven girl. She was likely lying down on her right side, either making out with her partner or...
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    Kayleg Gunner, picture: Ohhhh .. you're so deep!! KG, bent: (his arm was cramping, elevating her leg) KG, pulling: grab my hair like it's a *****'s reins! KG, thoughts: I've got to hire MORE male models, while learning to use my new camera!!
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    Kayley Gunner, photographer: thank you for the birthday present! KG, naked: I know you wanted a picture of me at "full mast ..", but I don't want blue balls.. KG, rushed: you'll "take care of it?" Let's go then! KG, oiled: my ass WAS chafing in that skort.. KG, squatting: THIS position...
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    Luna Star, convo: thanks for the Physical Therapy session. If you're sweaty, you can shower before you leave. LS, joins: look at that cock .. imagine that inside me.. LS, convo: I know you have another client .. but I'm not done with you yet .. LS, stand: let ME do some of the work!! LS...
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    Automotive things going-on

    Speaking of Ferrari - it no longer holds the title to the world's most expensive car. A Mercedes just sold for OVER TWICE what the previous "high" for a car was (Ferrari 250 GTO): https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/this-is-the-most-valuable-car-in-the-world-191055767.html
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    Library of Lust. Come on - who in high school or college didn't day ***** of having a quickie amongst the racks of books??
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    Hey Fellas, Tell Us About Your First Job

    Nice!! I worked at least two summers mowing lawns for Realtors and neighbors, to be able to afford my Atari.
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