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Some asshole...

make a list of other females I cannot get along with

Lemme guess...bad experience??:(

Re: Girls with short hair? I'd have to agree with you... I watched a clip where a guy sprays his load on a women's shaved head...still didn't do anything for me. Looks (hair, eyes, face) are just as important as a great ass or set of boobs....IMHO

I'd try and dispell the myth and visit a public restroom alone, not in a group...once there I'd *** standing up.

carnivore

toe jelly just doesn't have the right ring to it A UK-ish accent ( IMO) has nothing to do with captivating me. Dignified? puleeze... An intelligent spoken word captivates my attention, and has nothing to do with accent.

Make sure you back up everything you want to keep, cuz likely they'll just smoke your drive and install clean. But be careful you don't re-infect yourself with your old data

As does a raging hard on

We worked a deal out where we work an extra 15 minutes per day (Sept - June) and have every Friday off in July and August. 15 mins a day is nothing...but Friday off all summer is something

Sum of dem der posts ar funier than wit.... Some just make me shake my head...:confused:

I have 2 friends, one full Brit, he sets his **** on the counter for at least a 1/2 hr. before consuming and the other 1/2 Brit on his ******* side would rather ***** it warm out of the box. Maybe it's just them...

Why do Brits prefer room temperature **** rather than a cold frosty one ?

That one is confusing... so I can say bollocks (balls) and offend someone or say dog balls and compliment them??? :confused::confused::confused:

I thought those were shoes :confused:

pest

I always thought it meant BS or nonsense. That's the context I've always heard it in.

my ride

had his eyebrows singed by a blue angel

is so relaxed he fell ****** for a minute or 2

needs to relax b4 he hurts himself

why are sausages called bangers? why are panties called knickers? How far is Victoria Beckhams head up her own ass (arse in Brit) ? What the hell does "blimey" mean ? What does bollocks have to do with Bullshit ? And wanker...great term for the world to use...man that's brilliant! whatever...

whore

drop

is handed a claymore weighing 6KG

This is your lucky day.... :angels: Try the following software and hopefully your troubles will be gone 1. Restart your computer and boot into Safe Mode by hitting the F8 key repeatedly until a menu shows up - Choose SAFE MODE 2. Run CleanUp. CleanUp deletes EVERYTHING out of your...

Trying to save a buck can sometimes cost more in the end. I am finding that these attacks are getting more complex all the time, and the days of simply running ad aware and problem fixed are gone. I work alot for free, simply because I can't stand my friends and ****** getting hosed by a big...

My advice, as an IT professional with over 20 years of experience, training and certification?? Get professional advice, not your *******-in-law or your buddy who's a "wiz" with this stuff. No offence to all, but asking for technical advice here is simply asking for trouble. Unless you are...

dwarf

wants to be pumping that incredibly hot babe in his sig

erection

must own an oil well

reaction

wants to borrow my wheel barrow for his date

vacation

has one glass eye

wing

Andie Valentino Not hardcore, but man she's hot http://galleries.babes.tv/mg/05/?content=andie_pink_outdoors&nats=d4babes:partner:BTV

chop chop

perpetual

toss up between far left and far right

the beav

freedom

So true, after all these years, it's still a classic debate

Since I was stranded, I wouldn't want to pick a fav...they'd stop bringin me coconut cream pies. So I'd have to opt for a 3 way and Mrs Howell could clean up the mess...

What could beat that beach scene where the camera pans ups to Heathers cameltoe...??

cheque please

No nudity, but man is she hot in a skimpy bikini! http://extreme-bikinis.com/pages/carli.html

Boys....today instead of teaching you about slapshots...