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I fully expect her to act as a vase for the duration of the flowers' lives.

Already a grammar geek. Nice shorts.

It keeps your back warm while you're cooking. Plus, it maintains that scent of ass you give it. :wtf:

He subjects Roald, Raymond, and Henry to his odd, "Batman" moves. I'm glad I wasn't available.

Post yours. There are lots of them out there.

And it was at that sticky, low calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway. :1orglaugh poetry.

Modelled here by Roald: http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Changed_Man_Bikini.htm

Some of these are very clever. :thumbsup: http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_247_if-you-could-photoshop-real-world/

It's celebrated the Saturday before Labour Day (North American constructed holiday). I find International Bacon Day better than Labour day. How will you celebrate? I create a loin-cloth of thick-cut, pepper bacon first thing, and spend the day in it. At dinner time, I cook it for guests...

Awesome parenting. Way to make that day special!

He is a sexy *****, isn't he? And look at the diversity of his interests...Football, stuffed *******, sitting in his own ***** in a galvanized tub, being naked, and...is that a bottle of baby oil?

Good for you, buddy. You go after balls instead of boobs.

I want next turn. Looks excellent. ShFAeNdiEiA

:facepalm: StanScratch lives in Ohio... http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/Man-Arrested-for-Having--128799868.html

Dude, you HAVE to get this under control...

http://thechive.com/2011/08/27/not-cool-best-buy-1-hq-photo/ Price gouging much? In the face of a hurricane. ****** fuckers.

I'd say she's got skills.

:wtf: I was not aware there is a culture that releases slain chickens after tying the knot.

Hey man, we knew you had a fetish, but those shoes do not match the gas can.

How are you staying cool this weekend? How about taking a long, hard lick on the Hoff? (This is a real product.) _senhvUuiPk

For those hard to reach areas. Or you could hire Shifty. Also, proctologist recommended? :wtf:

:clap: ****** brilliant. U5X4N2exOsU#!

This guy is a machine. How amazing is this? ShbC5yVqOdI

This is just for discussion purposes, so everyone play nicely. Obviously I'm not a mod or a team member, so it is most likely that this thread will have no bearing on anything. Should FreeOnes continue to allow threads that congratulate the members on achieving a thousand (and ever subsequent...

It is a nice suit, though. Comfy, too, I bet.

Oh, and no pants. FreeOnes rule.

It is very well read.

How awesome would this have been if it made it to the air? :cool: IHnGMV8yOEQ

Currently the image host hotchyx.com does not seem to be working on FreeOnes, though it was last night and this morning. Additionally, all previous posts done using hotchyx are not showing up. Is this a permanent arrangement, or is something hinky?

So we have a conundrum. There are several obvious trolls on FreeOnes just now. Do we ignore them, feed them, or ***** them? Really, it's a wash. If we ignore them, they go away. Then there is no one to make fun of. We're all given a wide latitude when dealing with trolls. So if the trolls...

I thought this was an interesting graphic. What do you suppose would happen to medicine if the US government was throwing the same money at it as is currently being thrown into Iraq. What could nearly 800 million dollars do in the quest to find a cure for cancer? Please note, I'm not...

Is that Santa?

American gamers. What a surprise. If I have offended anyone, I would kindly invite you to suck my sweaty ballsack.

The waitresses generally don't like him...

Now, who is it that likes dolls? :dunno:

Would you paint YOUR window for her? Well, would you?!?

*** never could keep his chubb contained...

I had to install this on my pool before AlexP came over again...

Nice advertising, buddy.

:surprise:

**** up like this. :nannerf1:

Appropriate, or over the line? Perhaps Miss FreeOnes could demonstrate? http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-behold-an-osama-bin-laden-butt-plug/

Is this reverse compensation?

Though I heard now that willem is leaving, they may take this sign down.

You can't outrun them. You, too will succumb to moobs...

Well? What do you think? Note: they only had to buy the blue and green paint... :eeew:

Periodically, I do. Like this: If I lived there, I'd give that person all my cleaning business. That's just a good thing to do. Your turn. Go!

Have you seen this guy's work? It is exceptional. What an eye for the extraordinary in that which is ordinary. http://robotics.stanford.edu/~stong/photos/top.html

I love this ****. http://nedhardy.com/2011/07/20/36-pictures-that-will-motivate-you-to-travel-and-see-the-beautiful-world-that-lies-before-you/

You guys don't think her power here is absolute? Get a dinner invite sometime. Here is what happens to ****** members...