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    Create-a-ponstar

    face: Monica Sweetheart tits: Linsey Dawn McKenzie ass: Kim Kardashian legs: Stacy Kiebler pussy: Jasmine Byrne feet: Paris Hilton- because she wears a size 12
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    Do you stay away from FreeOnes on the weekend?

    What difference would it make if I was on the board any day?:dunno:
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    Myspace pet peeves

    This reminds of something I heard Chris Rock say in a stand-up routine. "When you meet someone your not meeting them you are meeting their representative." The person they want to be may be athletic but they are not.:)
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    pussy fucking right after ass fucking

    Use anal as finisher so won't have to worry about infection or fumbling around with condoms.
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    Circumcision

    My girlfriends and I noticed there are alot more uncut guys in porn recently. I never saw this many uncuts in the porn industry. I thought mainstream porn shied away from that. It doesn't matter to us but has anyone else noticed this?
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    Things that Porn needs MORE

    I feel porn needs more performers and better performers. Some people in the industry have been in it too long and you get tired of seeing them. Like married couples who only work with their spouse. Porn is a fantasy and fantasy rarely involves monogamy. :dunno:
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    bringing up titty fucking/tits cumshot to the wife/gf????

    Bib boobs are the kind that are so big that she has to wear a bib when she eats. Her breasts are a foot closer to the table than she is:D
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    bringing up titty fucking/tits cumshot to the wife/gf????

    My ex has bib boobs and she use them to stroke my dick while she gave me a blowjob. It gave her mouth a rest and they slid over my dick easily because i was lubed with saliva and pre-cum from the oral. I would sit on the edge of the bed while she performed her magic her knees. I didn't like it...
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    Who is your favorite ASIAN pornstar?

    Mika Tan
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    who is your favourite milf?

    Deauxma, I think she is the hottest mature babe out there.
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    I Could Use Some Girl Advice!

    I'll give you some helpful advice. Go find other women you are interested in and ***** with them. After you hook up with few other women ask yourself if you still have this thing for this girl. Her message to you still was pretty vague and showed no interest even though women are masters of...
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    looking for porn movie to introduce to my wife

    the nature of porn is too be a little over top. Whether it be breasts size, penis size, orgasmic moaning, etc. I do not think your trying to get your wife to watch romantic porn with you. You want her to like a normal hardcore porn movie. I understand you want the movie to have good looking...
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    Who has the best body?

    Linsey Dawn Mckensie Danni Ashe Melyssa Ford Sarah Jessica Parker
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    "If I did it" OJ Simpson book hits shelves today - buy or not buy?

    Who gives a damn. Our country is riddled with crime. Whether O.J. ****** his wife or not old news and just another rich person that has a problem. I feel so sorry for millionaires that have problems.:******:
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    Is it safe to eat ass?

    If the ass is clean it is safe. I have done this several times over a number of years and I have never had a problem. You can catch hepatitis from ***** but you can catch herpes, genital warts and HIV to from any opening in someone's body.
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    Best way to pick up a hottie

    My girlfriend is hottie and I didn't use any silly pickup lines. I saw her at the gym several times and I always smiled and said hello when I saw her. One day we were on the stairclimber next to each other we started talking and now I am the envy of many guys in the gym.:thumbsup:
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    Yet Another Wish Thread: Your ***** Reverse Gangbang - starring you!

    I could only handle say 5 women at time so here's the breakdown: Monica Sweetheart, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Lauren McPherson, Riley Mason Tyra Moore, Amber Peach, Angel Dark, Hillary Scott, Lacy Duvalle Ryan Conner, Mika Tan, Daphne Rosen, Cherry Poppens, Danielle Derek and the Milfs...
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    Things that Porn needs MORE

    More needs more bush. I like the bush of the late 80's and early to mid 90's. There are so many bald pussies in porn that it has become cliche. Not all women look good with a bald beaver. Some of them could use hair to pretty themselves up downstairs. :)
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    How do I get my wife to...

    Shave your pubic hair and see how she reacts.
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    Work: Owning Your Life...

    I started my own business 4 years ago and have never regretted it. A friend of mine bought and old Merita Bread truck and turned it into an ice cream truck. He now make as much as he made or more than his old job. I would recommend anyone who hates their job to become an entrepreneur. It may...
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    Office Politics

    Luckily I'm self-employed but friends aren't. They often complain that people who kiss ass at work get promoted. What happened to the days when the person who showed up to work early and worked hard got the promotions?
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    Ever did "Ass to mouth" with your girl and later she wanted to kiss you?

    I agree with you. Porn needs to recognize that this is ****, *****, dung, crap, etc. If one steps in **** the individual will pissed. Why would anyone want that in their mouth. I have never sat down to dinner and went boy I hope this tastes like **** or an ***** with **** residue. :D
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    Name your top 3 ebony pornstars of all time

    Tyra Moore Dominique Simone Heather Hunter
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    Question - How can you tell if tits are fake or not?

    Fake breasts often have alot of space between them. The woman's cleavage only looks correct when she is wearing a bra.
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    I finally who met a girl who is interesting.

    SimonMK, I though you were going to leave this girl alone. She seems like she is a nice person but if you are not trying to become involved with her don't worry about what she does. You seem like such a nice person and I wish you would do yourself a favor and talk to some more women. If you want...
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    Cutest pornstar

    Amber Peach
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    Another old man fights off mugger

    How much money do muggers expect to get? We live in an age where many people don't even carry cash. Even if someone stole your credit card you could cancel it with a simple phone call. Mugging someone seems like an act of desperation and stupidity.:dunno:
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    Women That Only You Find Attractive

    I have had a thing for Kathy Griffin for years. I think she is very sexy and I love the red hair. I have tried some sexy pictures of her on the net but no luck. Let me know if you find some.:)
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    Britney Spears's long awaited comeback !!!

    I didn't care for the peak she gave the world of her little pride and joy when she was getting out of the car.:eek:
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    Do you believe in Global Warming/Climate change?

    Global Warming is real and our government needs to act on it. We continue to use fossil fuels that poison the environment so the billionaire boys club can continue to make money off of us. The polar ice caps are melting, the coastline is eroding and small islands are in danger of disappearing. :eek:
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    Ever did "Ass to mouth" with your girl and later she wanted to kiss you?

    I have never in my life heard a guy tell me his girl does A2M or have ever heard a girl tell me she wanted to do it. A2M is gross and quite unsanitary. There is nothing sexy about a a penis covered in a film of *****. The sexy level falls even further when a lady puts it in her mouth.....but...
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    Normal amount of jizz....?

    Congratulations! My girl is about a B cup. I met her at the gym. She workouts all the time and lean women rarely have big boobs. She want implants though. She is telling me she would also like to have a set of D cups. Have fun perfecting you technique. :D
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    Normal amount of jizz....?

    She is telling me she gets my head near the back her mouth so most of it goes down her throat. She swallows the rest afterwards. When cum on her that is how i know i can do eight streams.:)
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    Who would u fuck?

    Tiffany Towers, she is still sexy.
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    Kiss after oral

    My girl and i kiss after oral all the time and she thinks its very hot sexy.:)
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    Normal amount of jizz....?

    My girl does not like facials at all. She likes to swallow but I would probably get the silent treatment if I even talked about giving her a facial. I shower her tits now and again but she prefers to swallow. She likes it on her stomach so there's less chance of it getting in her face. Depending...
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    Normal amount of jizz....?

    My grip is firm but not extremely tight. Each stroke is explosive on the way up but slower on the way down. I have never timed my orgasm so I couldn't tell you how long it lasts but my girl says I have longest, messiest orgasm she has seen. Sometimes I also just stroke with a firmer grip right...
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    Normal amount of jizz....?

    I do not practice kegels regularly. I would say maybe 4 or 5 times a month. I would say my stroke is deserves more credit. Stroke from the bottom all the way to right behind your head. I squeeze when I get right behind the head. I would say i get about 8 thick streams and 3 or 4 hard contraction...
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    Cum in her...?

    My current girl swallows all the time. She says it much easier to clean up afterwards.
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    Normal amount of jizz....?

    My girl wants me to drop a load on her now an again and I would say I rival Peter North with my jizz. I stroke my shaft right behind the head of my penis and when I am about to ejaculate I contract my kegel muscles and I usually drop a huge load. Have fun practicing.:D
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    I finally who met a girl who is interesting.

    Hey SimonMK, do not try to forget the girl just move ahead. If she wants your number that's good but do not give it her if you are thinking she will not call. Do not waste your time. Make an effort to be around alot of women and just talk. You do not have to try hook up with all of them. You...
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    Hottest Black Chick!!!

    How about Salli Richardson, Megalyn Echikunwke(Isabel on the 4400) and Melyssa Ford?
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    Favorite COHF girl??

    Do not apologize you are merely giving your opinion. You are not alone though, may guys and women think COHF are gross and skanky.
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    Britney Spears's long awaited comeback !!!

    You hit the nail on the head.:crash:
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    It a stupid quesyion but what is a Hungarian?

    What would you call a pornstar from Turkey?
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    Who would you like to get a blowjob from?

    I don't even know if this girl makes porn anymore but Anastasia Blue gave some great B J scenes.
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    Why Do People Cheat?

    I agree with you but I think cheating just stems from the fact that people do really love the person they in a relationship with. I know of many people who are in relationships because of money, convenience, comfort and sex.:******:
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    I finally who met a girl who is interesting.

    Hey SimonMK.....Do not go looking for women in topless bars, strip clubs, etc. Those women are there to make money, they are not looking for a boyfriend. If one approaches you and gives her number because she is genuinely interested, feel lucky, that rarely happens. If you can find a reason to...
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    Do you go away on holiday?

    My holiday is in my living room in front of the T.V. In the past when I have gone on holiday it seemed more trouble than its worth.
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