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  1. Ace Bandage

    I will you into the light...

    :hatsoff: Great ass!
  2. Ace Bandage

    Weird or Hot?

    I can't decide, but I'm leaning towards weird...
  3. Ace Bandage

    Horizontal stripes make you look fatter...

    Or do they make you sexier? I don't know, but she looks pretty damn good there. I'd jump her bones!
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    Blame it on Swine Flu...

    But seriously, what is going on here? It looks like Angel Guzman is about to throw an invisible pitch at Carlos Zambrano. But why does Big-Z have a mask on?
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    You're doin' it wrong

    There is no resemblance. Whatsoever. Never mind. I put this in the wrong forum. Clearly it's bed time for me, delete this if you wish...
  6. Ace Bandage

    In Soviet Russia....

    Hot bitches write you tickets whilst letting you cop (sorry, had to) a feel.
  7. Ace Bandage

    Bath Time!

    That looks tasty! :nanner:
  8. Ace Bandage

    Christmas cometh early...

    Kinda gives new meaning to ho, ho, ho...
  9. Ace Bandage

    Stewart or Colbert

    Who you got? Of the two Comedy Central late-night funny men, who would you prefer to watch? These are the two options. I don't give a rat's ass about Conan, Dave, Leno, or even Carson. You will choose one of the two, understood? So don't be a wise guy... :D Personally, I say Stewart.
  10. Ace Bandage

    Excuse me miss, you're in my seat...

    Care to sit on my lap instead?
  11. Ace Bandage

    Rule #1: After you get your boobs enhanced...

    Buy bigger clothes!
  12. Ace Bandage

    My kind of girl

    That's how you ***** ****!
  13. Ace Bandage

    Who leaves a couch on the side of the road?

    Honestly, what's wrong with it? http://board.freeones.com/images/editor/menupop.gif
  14. Ace Bandage

    Best. Answer. Ever.

    :nanner:
  15. Ace Bandage

    Practice makes perfect...

    Exhibit A:
  16. Ace Bandage

    Ah, this is what causes global warming

    She's melting all the damn ice!
  17. Ace Bandage

    From now on, every girl has to surf like this!

    :thumbsup: Good stuff...
  18. Ace Bandage

    Iconic journalist Walter Cronkite dies at 92

    Yeah, go here: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=320037 I searched the forums, I promise. Clearly, I'm a dumb ass. :dunno:
  19. Ace Bandage

    Burger Ass

    Who's hungry?
  20. Ace Bandage

    Teacher weds 4th grader?

    Even if it's a mock wedding, it's still a little disturbing. This is one of those times when you want to ask, "What the fuck were you thinking?" http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31777847/ns/us_news-education/
  21. Ace Bandage

    Thirsty?

    You are now...
  22. Ace Bandage

    That's one lucky pussy...

    He has a helluva view from there!
  23. Ace Bandage

    I'd love to be the ice cream cone...

    Or have them lick mine :D
  24. Ace Bandage

    Girl spitting out...

    Orange Juice? :confused: Not what you expected, huh? Still pretty damn sexy though...
  25. Ace Bandage

    Bad parenting or a future pornstar?

    Disturbing...
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    Which ********* has the hottest voice/accent?

    I've got three. 1. Elizabeth Hurley - she can make anything sound seductive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKU-33LJsCw&feature=related 2. Leah Remini - thick New York accent, and damn is it hot. She played Carrie on "King of Queens"...
  27. Ace Bandage

    Women are the devil!

    And I would love to be tempted by this one...
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    I bet they can throw down real freaky!

    Hot, sexy, weird, or disturbing? I can't decide.
  29. Ace Bandage

    What are your top 3 most played songs in iTunes, WMP, Rhapsody etc...

    I was looking at my most played songs and was surprised to discover that they aren't really my favorites. They're just songs that have catchy lyrics that I love to sing. Is this the same for anyone else? Here are my tops, don't judge me... 1. The Shins - Turn On Me 2. Hot Hot Heat - You Owe Me...
  30. Ace Bandage

    A Toast:

    To boobs and **** - Raise ye cans and bottles high! :glugglug:
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    What TV show are you a closet fan of?

    Everyone has a show they watch that might not be intended for their demographic. For me, it's the O.C. I was ****** (quite literally) by my girlfriend to watch it at first. But now, I've seen every episode and pretend I can't stand it when we watch the reruns together. Taylor Townsend (Autumn...
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    And she has a nasty right hook!

    A little disturbing.
  33. Ace Bandage

    Did you check the gas tank first?

    Nice view though.
  34. Ace Bandage

    I didn't know there was such a thing...

    Her tat almost matches her bikini
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    Madison DeAngelas

    New, from Playboy's Fresh Faces. http://www.morazzia.com/playboy-galleries/10117/madison-deangelas
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    If you **** filling out your time sheets....

    This commercial is stuck in my head. Makes me laugh every time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV2XphGofCE
  37. Ace Bandage

    Best. Wedding Dress. Ever

    The ***** is a lucky guy...
  38. Ace Bandage

    Yeah, I belive you...

    Scary, scary
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