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Don't ***. Please.

Zackley. I also think Florida should fold. The league will do better with the talent spread over 28 teams and if all 28 can profit consistently, then look at expansion again.

Columbus should fold.

That bald guy that was in Crank and the Transporter.

This isn't funny. In fact, its so not funny, I'm not going to move it to the proper section because it doesn't belong there.

Re: Cock too big / too deep / won't fit / girl in pain / asking to stop or go slower or take it out http://efukt.com/20985_14_Incher_Causes_Gianna_To_Quit.html

http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/every-*********-ever-mocked-on-south-park-over-16-seasons.html It's a long ass list.

Bruce just can't have any ******.

Great deals!! This is how you get me to forget about buying used games.

Let's not forget, Brodeurs days are numbered. Although he'd probably be a top ten goalie until he's 50.

What a fantastic idea!

I love the white trash haircut.

I thought it was a 2nd this year and a 4th next year. I think its a win for both teams. This allows KC to develop a qb and get an o line while still putting them in a position to move up the standings. Smith can hit the short intermediate passes Reid likes and will allow Charles room to run...

This is in the girls do porn thread. She's a weak lay and very mediocre looking for a pageant winner.

Couldn't rep ya for the Massive ****** in the 'What are you listening to' thread. Great album.

Doin laundry and rockin Metallica.

They're not doing...bad? It's pretty clear they need Rose and more, though.

It must suck to live your life as a crazy, paranoid lunatic.

Seattle and Kansas City would fill out the west nicely.

Why would they see less playoff action? I hope this realignment is accepted and implemented next year. For anybody who hasn't seen it. Pacific Anaheim Calgary Edmonton Los Angeles Phoenix San Jose Vancouver Mid West Chicago Colorado Dallas Minnesota Nashville St. Louis Winnipeg Central...

It gives me a reason to get out of bed. Never stop.

I would love an 8 seed matchup with Miami. Upset in the making.

Did he mean to say guffaw? I didn't know wtf he was talking about. Not to mention his spelling of grate (sic) in the thread title. There's no way he spelled both wrong intentionally.

So the police shouldn't follow up on reports that someone is walking around their neighborhood with a ***? "Hello, police? There is a man walking around the streets outside my apartment with a *** and it's worrying me. Could you check it out?" "No we can't. They are probably carrying legally...

Re: You have to fuck one of them before you are released from prison. Both.

Please brod...**** yourself.

I prefer Mancow Muller. Is he still on the radio? Is Stern? Is radio still an acceptable medium?

Couldn't this whole thing have been avoided if he had just shown proof to the officer? The cop didn't seem to be being unreasonable. It'd be more unreasonable if he had just taken the guys word for it. "Oh, your *** is legal? Carry on." Fuck those cops for trying to keep the streets safe.

Did anybody notice the entire theme of the Academy Awards seemed to be to ******* women? The Onion is a satirical website and made a satirical tweet about the media's double standard with women. Also, this isn't a race issue. So get your racist accusations the fuck outta here.

What makes him the greatest?

Open your fucking eyes, bro!! Did you read Jaana's post? Click the link you gave us. Go to the bottom. Click 'contact us' and ask them. How lazy can you fucking be? Some peoples ****.

http://video-galleries.girlsdoporn.net/6/tb.html

Chicago clinched a playoff spot tonight.

Hold a grudge much?

Jesus Christ, her picture is terrifying. lizard, do you start threads just so you can mention your girl?

I'll go to a casino once in a while for a birthday or something. A lot of my friends are heavy gamblers, so I'll tag along and follow their lead. I usually don't spend more than $100. But sports betting I'm all about. I play proline every week during football season and will occasionally play...

Punch their *** in the face. Oh man, you'll get them good!

Interesting. Those sound awesome. I wish I had a smoker.

You probably just have a common cold.

Take a picture of their car and put it on kijiji for a ridiculously low price. Put their number on the ad.

If brodkill wasn't alive anymore, I wouldn't be upset. Learn how to read and maybe you don't click the wrong links.

Moving this to the fetishes section.

So you're saying it's more likely one of the other 29 teams wins? You're not exactly going out on a limb there.

I had sex in a theatre once. Well it was more performance art.

No. She was a virgin so it was painful, and I was a virgin so I was ****. At least her pain didn't last long. I wish I could get a second shot at her. I'm at least 1 1/2 times better than I was before.

If you're worried people will see that you used your real name, don't worry. Everybody already knows you're into tranny threesomes.

Then I have the church for you.

I agree you're a bigger ass than most.