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Superman could heat vision me into a heap of ashes. Once he was done I would masturbate because it's a huge turn on to be heat visioned.

I don't trust strange men.

That website is a scam. Listen to me. The best move I ever used was turning the middle topwise. Once you do that, she'll be at your mercy.

28.

I don't like the idea very much. (stdiva)

If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.

Ya and I'm running out of crack.

Whenever you're having a bad day or week, think of this. Somewhere, at this very moment, a desperate, straight male is sucking dick for crack.

Ohh.

I just read this whole thread. I'm going to go fuck one of my white friends now.

One day it's 11, the next it's -6. It's starting to **** me off.

A **** job is acceptable with great friends and ******.

You're missing out ;-)

I'd just like to add, anybody who avoids **** because it's American is missing out on some world class brews. Your loss! !

I've met some great girls who had a *** or two and it was hard to pass on them. It's shitty but I don't want to deal with another guys ****. Girls that talk **** about their *** are a no go. Rude to servers is a no go. Vegans are alright as long as they aren't psycho about it. She can't ****...

Well I'm fucked. Zaga and VCU are gone.

Sounds like a **** time. Can't wait. :brick: Discuss.

I don't think I'd let her have sex with me. Is there a porno called Tiger's Wood yet? There should be.

Alicia? With the ears?

I wish I saw this earlier. Wisconson and Georgetown screwed me pretty hard, but I have Duke, Gonzaga, VCU and Miami in the Final Four. Duke winning over Miami.

Downloaded files are assumed sales, so no I'm not screwing anybody out of money. Just for the record, I'm playing devils advocate here. I have a way too big cd/dvd collection. I'd wager bigger than 99% of the users on this board. Thousands of cds and dvds. Most of which I d/l first and then...

Because bragging is even douchier than ****.

Real men don't go out of their way to prove they are real men.

Stealing a car and stealing a c.d are not the same thing. :brick:

Shhh.

He was traded, no? I guess it's kind of the same thing. It's just sad to see veterans who have done so much for their teams/city just get cut and released like they don't mean anything.

I think most of the people that say these crazy things aren't members who visit the talk section. Name names.

Ed Reed signs in Houston. Brian Urlacher will be leaving the Chicago Bears. Before anybody says "It's a business!! Get over it!", I get that. But seeing legends like these guys not retiring with their original teams is sickening.

That picture is making its rounds on FaceBook, but I like the idea of not keeping it restricted to sex better.

Imagine choosing to spend the time with him only to have him berate you the entire 48 hours? :brick:

360 - Silent Hill - Fallout 3

How could I forget that rack.

That makes me wonder. Did girls like Chica, Kelly Madison, Desirae Spencer decide to do porn regardless of their partner? Did they just happen marry guys with huge cocks that translate well on screen and then decide, "Hey, this could work!". Did they specifically choose a partner that was well...

I love assari.

Desirae Spencer only fucks her husband, even though sometimes he pretends to be her husbands friend, mailman, non existent sons friend, etc.

I was rocking some Crash Test Dummies today. Good stuff.

This is the kind of thinking outside the box I was hoping for. Would you pass on a weekend with someone you loved who had ****** away for $20 a day? People automatically assume pussy vs money. Tisk tisk.

Why did you spell parody differently than you usually do?

The likelihood of anyone putting that $20 into a savings account are very slim. This is essentially a $2.50 raise. Quite insignificant. And comparing a call girl to a pro athlete for example is crazy. Sure you could have sex with someone and it'd be great. But would you take a $2.50 raise over...

Depending on your age, $20 a day is roughly $350,000 for the rest of your life. Essentially you'd be giving up a ton of money for 48 hours with someone. And who says it has to be sex? I could spend 48 hours ********* Dane Cook since he's been ********* me with his "jokes" for years now. Choose...

I'd rock Oprah for 48 hours straight and she'd be filling my pockets with a lot more than $20's. Free books are too good to pass up. Choose wisely.

Get into it.

I'm enjoy all flavours, Jaana. <3 DOA, our very own Snopes.

Trailtracker was a sic toy.

In France, huh? People shave there? Even Minnie Mouse has armpit hair at Disneyland Paris.

Oh I didn't forget. My 9ers finally become a great team and every team in the NFC West decides to pick up their game too.

Voted. <3

Did anybody see Kostitsyn throw in the towel and give the game to Edmonton? http://sports.nationalpost.com/2013/03/18/sergei-kostitsyn-oilers-video/