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Don't mess with those girls be nice and they might spare your life when they are going on a ******* spree. I'm always nice to people that appear to be different except midgets they can't hold a *** anyway.

ROFL priceless.

No I'm an atheist

Contact everybody seems to **** it but i enjoyed it.

Arlington road

Thinks its fake look how the police cars are aligned. If its real then wuahahahahaah idiots.

Irene Moors was the reason to **** early in the morning to let one out. I miss those old days when you woke up early and watch television while taking a ****. Crush maybe not but it sure made pooping more enjoyable.

Nokia N95 its fine sometimes it crashes when i SMS.

The mafia has more creativity then Hollywood, there you go make a movie about it.

All but specially KPN and Lenen.nl two dutch commercials. O yeah and the Ozzy Osbourne commercial for wow, that guy cant even turn on a computer how the hell can he play wow.

SimplexDesign if you spend most of your time using a computer you end up like this. 3 pc's actually 2 the last one doesn't count think it will blow up if i turn it on. Nothing special you gotta see the stuff some class mates have. 2 laptops yeah i could have thrown this one away but i rather...

Just recently my boss was making jokes about cybersex and that we would end up using devices like this. Great technology but I'm not sticking my dick in stuff like that. What do females get?

1) laptop for browsing and downloading all kinds of **** - XP Pentium 2.4 Ghz 50 GB hd 512 Mb Ram Some crappy video card 2) Another laptop for school - Vista Intel Dual Core 2.0 GHz Geforce gfx card 500 GB + 320 GB hd 1 GB RAM 3) A pc for gaming...

I love YOU ChefChiTown and you are my first. I say it to friends sometimes and said it to some ex-girlfriends a couple of times to close the deal but in the end they all think i meant it. Yeah i know its not cool to play with peoples emotions like that but its my dick talking. I'm 22 i haven't...

Being the new village idiot is booming business here in Holland those idiots have more success then the winners. I should enter the next audition wearing a FreeOnes shirt.

Before you know they try to become presidents o wait........

******** wieners with eyes i don't know man ~

keeps this thread alive.

white chicks Superhero or news reporter

I have tried so many MMORPG's even tibia lol but none where as good as WoW maybe SWG. Dawn still looking for a good game he? do you have a PS3? Left 4 dead ( PC ) is a good game.

O look a piggy with sunglasses.

North Pole Pink or Purple

Boom headshot

Megan Fox

hahahahaha, think i need ***** that's way to funny.

What's next Jenna needing money to feed her twins?. I wish her well but I'm getting sick of all the begging.

I want to go to japan but then i have to take my girlfriend with me. Probably do the same thing i do know maybe go to the gym more often.

I give it a 7. + Best batman movie so far + Good storyline + Lots of action and special effects + The joker was just great + Lots of hidden morals - Gadgets weren't so great - Not seeing two face in full glory as a villain - Maggie Gyllenhaal as Rachel Dawes big mistake - No real clues who...

That's so true that's why pussies smell like fish to.

Eyes and teeth are the two most important things for me when i look at a girl. Specially dark colored eyes.

- Is there really need for another bar - Is it a good time to start your own business - Do you have some kind of business plan - What will you be doing to lure customers. - Did you think about the location. - How much will it cost to get you up and running. - Do you have the right license...

Hehehe look at the girl at the right. O wait its about the guy ahhh.

Should have posted that under funny pictures. Funny tho :thumbsup:

Circles are so last week its all about squares now days.

and there always will be. People will always need some kind of religion, it gives them hope for the life they life on earth and the life after they die. Religion gives people hope that there is something after you die this is the main reason people believe in god. Face it how many people would...

Seems like she got his soul already so its more then fair that she pays for the kidney. I'm just kidding its hilarious.

I read what you posted. So because they are not willing to give up some things others should pay for it. People have it way worse then she has Of course people make mistakes but if you do so take the responsibility for the consequences. That's the main thing that "bothers" me in her story...

Maybe its just me but how can an cappuccino machine increase the quality of cooking. Only thing i can imagine using this for is for latte art even then you don't need a whole machine for it. Are people really losing their minds lately. The whole management/board or w/e you call it should get...

What's going on does every porn star needs donations now?. How the hell did she get a mortgage if she can't pay for it. :S Based on what she said the house was around 250.000 euro's. Sell the house and rent or buy something cheaper. Why didn't she had her parents move over to her place...

You know what's worse falling a ***** while you are chewing gum.

soccerball grandpa or grandma?

Sounds like you had fun and that's what counts even if its going to hurt in the morning.

Does everybody have their girlfriends squirting? A well screw it i can life without a girl peeing all over my bed. Anyways good job i think.

You are right and some traditional beating would be a good punishment but you know what happens if you do that.

OMG 3 lines of text in 45 min. Its a nice gadget but i can do the same thing with my phone and USB stick. Most people i know that use a macbook are using it for graphics design well its a gadget anyway.

What so special about this? i see this **** all the time when I'm in the Bijlmer ( place in Amsterdam )

Bios password - open your pc - remove the jumper from your board and boot you will hear some beeps - shutdown and place the jumper back on windows-login password Do you have a bootable XP-CD? if so - Boot from the xp cd - Select Repair windows - When this is done it will reboot, now let...

Dutch and France girls look the best. Actually every country has beautiful girls except the UK.

What a wast of a free day but if that makes you happy go for it.

I already have nightmares of ******* Australians taking over the world, this is going to make it worse. :weeping: