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  1. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Spaz alert!

    I just had to start this thread because my spazing problem recently led to me being offline for about a week. Before I go with that incident, I am one afflicted with perfectionism spaz fits. There are other spazes who may target others with their rage but I'm strictly self spazoidal. I mainly...
  2. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Rubberdoll - Fuck that!

    Um, I thought I was the really fucked up one? Gawd I feel pretty normal now
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    Call of Duty 6 Info

    Give it a shot bro. It's fantastic the way the enemies react to being shot dead or wounded. Carrying around an FG42 and ripping limbs and arms of of krauts is very enjoyable. I've seen a guy get his legs sawed off and then the torso remains upright while his head sort of looks around in...
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    Just watched "Right America: Feeling Wronged"...

    We Canadians have more choices but the only two parties with a chance of winning are run by the old establishment and prone to fucking the people over like any good "democracy" has always done. We are guilty of being in bed with America and Canadians who think we're different are just plain...
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    Your cars of choice after hitting the lotto big-time

    I'm sure there's not many of us men who haven't dreamed of winning the lottery and buying a shitload of cars, first and foremost. I'd order them before I pick up my grand prize, hell yeah! 1. 2009 Porsche 911 Turbo : just gotta be done here. With the finest manual transmission working 480...
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    Killer whale ******...

    Looks like he's got the house-keys around his neck with a yellow strap. Definitely on shaky ground already, let us pray for the poor boy
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    Call of Duty 6 Info

    Oops double post
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    Call of Duty 6 Info

    Although I am a big-time WWII appreciator and I really love CoD World at War, I agree that the time has come to move on. I'd die to see the CoD geniuses come out with a top quality Vietnam shooter. There was a flurry of crap that came out years ago and it was ALL crap. If these guys did Vietnam...
  9. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Reasons the U.S. political system is ridiculous

    Yes sir! The system steals from taxpayers to make war and more wealth for the pillar of the economy - the arms industry. I know there are countless millions of good Americans who know what's up and hope for the good of all peoples.
  10. Ol-Skool-Perv

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Yeah man, that's a fabulous movie!
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    do you "fall hard" when you lose a mate?

    Yeah I know. I'm hyper-sensitive and get carried away with the emotions within like 3 days of feeling wanted. Made me feel like Superman for a few weeks but I'm back to Nobodyman very quick.
  12. Ol-Skool-Perv

    what game are you playing right now?

    Just rocking Killzone 2 for the first time on three e's and some big spliffs. Loving it big time! God bless plasma TVs!!!!!!!!!
  13. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Do you remember the first time you came?

    Hell yeah! In grade 8 sex ed they said it was natural to masturbate so I wenrt home that very day to give it a go. Basement bathroom in my old house, a Sears flyer with a few bras and panties, about 3 minutes and blamo Of course, not seconds after my ma comes calling and nearly walks in on my...
  14. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Reasons the U.S. political system is ridiculous

    Yeah buddy, you know it :wave: "The American political system is essentially a contract between the Republican and Democratic parties, enforced by federal and state two-party laws, all designed to guarantee the survival of both no matter how many people despise or ignore them."-- Richard Reeves...
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    Losing Virginity???

    I was 24 and put the whole story in the 2 on 1 Gangbang thread. That's how to lose it in shame and glory at once!
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    NHL 2008-2009 Thread

    My Canucks are turning it on at just the right time of the season. Going to the Dallas game next week and I'm psyched! Luongo is back in top form and our un-sung heroes are popping up nightly to make big plays. A great TEAM feel to it all.
  17. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Could you gangbang a woman with another male friend?

    Nice one bro! I left out the little incident on the way to 'dumping' her home. In my ******'s car, we encountered ***** driver roadblock and I began clinching the entire seat and thinking "oh ****, this is all bad karma and now I'm gonna pay for it dearly." The officer's remark after his...
  18. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Ever thought about going into Porn...

    With my pipe cleaner cock I knew I'd never be going down that road. I'd like to be behind the scenes though, lots of *****, lots of sluts and cheesy music to be composed.
  19. Ol-Skool-Perv

    what would you do if your *** was GAY?

    I'd be a bit disappointed but I'd be willing to send him to a lovely Christian-zealot summer camp to be re-programmed and scrubbed clean of gayness, year after year until he's cured. That'll really fuck him up and make him think about titties instead of cock. In all seriousness, I'd just love...
  20. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Your Most OVER-RATED Artist or Band?

    Yep, you're right man. It's fucked up on all fronts. The "white men" I call out are the big record labels who wouldn't touch this s*it back when I was listening and who have now helped to destroy hip hop's roots and turn it into a formulated, profitable genre that sparkles in gangsta/ thug...
  21. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Your Most OVER-RATED Artist or Band?

    The white man slowly got hold of it over the years and now with their grip firm, it's just a steady diet of average acts and the same fucking slo-motion chick dancing, money tossing, and ********* ******** videos, one after the other. It's laughable now, and that's coming from one who still...
  22. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Your Most OVER-RATED Artist or Band?

    The Jonas Brothers Yes, no one past the age of 18 has heard their music, I myself included, but their adoring tween armies are eating it up and ******* people who don't want to notice this lame-ass **** to give in and take notice. These dudes are swimming in jail bait and will have to wait ten...
  23. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Could you gangbang a woman with another male friend?

    Ah yes the perfect thread! I lost my virginity doing this very thing and it was also the last time I had penetral sex. I went through my teens desiring true love and meaningful sex(in other words, a pussy who's penis hasn't grown properly and is filled with worry that the secret will be...
  24. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Bad Lieutenant (1992) Tribute Thread

    The scene where he's jerkin it to the girls in the car is simply disturbing and outstanding at once. Shooting the radio is frickin awesome too!
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    Favorite ********* candy?

    Big League Chew ruled as well. Nothing like a gum that conditions ******** to a possible date with chewing tobacco in their later years. Throw in the Popeye cigarettes and there you have it. Big tobacco is brilliant!
  26. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Favorite ********* candy?

    Oh yeah, I grew up across the street from a 'corner" store, and candy was my *******, a first addiction for sure. I loved Cherry Clan not only for the candy but also because there were VC wearing rice hats on the box.(You can see a display of Cherry Clan on Seinfeld in front of the Monk's...
  27. Ol-Skool-Perv

    do you "fall hard" when you lose a mate?

    Frickin hell, I've been alone forever but the last time I got close and was steered into the friends zone it ****** me and left my heart frozen. A life of rejection and total failure to spread my seed has left me a shadow of a man. I'm going back to my *********, when girls meant nothing, and...
  28. Ol-Skool-Perv

    How big is your dick?

    Yeah, fuckin great! Not only did I fall below the average when length is considered, I got ripped off in the girth dept as well. Turned me into a "nice guy" no doubt.
  29. Ol-Skool-Perv

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Elite Squad You got City of God, City of Men, and this 3rd title focusing on the slums of Rio takes it from a *************** point of view. Good stuff!!!!
  30. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Jill Kelly

    All Time Porn Legend!! FOREVER!
  31. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Lunas Cam

    Re: lunas cam? She's on vacation for a while I'd say. The hard work has paid off maybe.
  32. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Who do you want to see do Anal?

    Sunny Leone
  33. Ol-Skool-Perv

    best football World Cup CHAMPION? ever..

    I voted England '66 just because the winning goal never went in. As well, I just love how the Brits - you gotta love 'em - have clung to their ONE glorious achievement for so long, while at the same time referring similar one-off champions as footballing minnows...such as Denmark and Greece...
  34. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Any fresh ideas for porn?

    I think a new genre needs to be created and here it is... Nowadays, long gone are the days I actually watch porn. With the arrival of DVD searching and precise movement, it's a no brainer that nothing other than the wanted angle, section, etc. gets played in the 74 seconds I need from it if...
  35. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Whats your fav album of all time?

    Radiohead - OK Computer I plan on hearing the beepity-beep bit at the end of Let Down as my soul rises homeward beyond the stars just seconds after I die...I hope(Pink Floyd's Fearless inspired me on that one)
  36. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Favorite NFL team???

    Easy...Seattle Seahawks. They're basically Vancouver's NFL team and have been my favorite since the Zorn days(when I was a wee lad). I still have a Seahawks jacket that I wear to this day long after I bought it in grade 9(it's gangsta black, shiny, with the hawks banded on the arms...sweet and...
  37. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Ahhh-mazing blond curvy hottie...oh my!!

    Find more you hounds!!! Name and more links I beg you please!!!!!!!!:nanner::nanner::nanner: http://www.filthyrob.com/models/whitney-shower/nnteenies.html Something tells me I'm gonna be real disappointed that she's not in porn and there's nothing else out there of this delicious body(sexy...
  38. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Who are on your Freeone Favorite Babes List!!!

    Nice one Warrior!!!! Mine's a bit smaller... Jill Kelly Eva Angelina Lunas Cam Kimberly Franklin Cody Lane Julia Bond Raylene(the retired one) Charlie Lanny Barbie Jenteal(retired)
  39. Ol-Skool-Perv

    guns:how many do you own?

    I had hopes of amassing multiple firearms back when I was a teenager.' Then the CDN gov't ****** assault rifles and ruined my ***** forever! I just want a totally *******, fully automatic AKSU-74 to keep beside my bed. Actually, Call of Duty 4 is good enough for me now in terms of owning...
  40. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Vote: Shyla Stylez vs. Gina Lynn

    I'll go with Shyla because she's a good Canadian product dishing out quality anal product lately
  41. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Krystal Steal / Krystal Steel / Krystal Steele

    Re: Krystal Steal http://www.pornstarposting.com/galleries/krystal/11/krystal_steal.html Lookin a bit rough these days, ie picture #10...yet again the industry takes its toll, IMO
  42. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Girls with Weapons

    Kimberly Franklin with H&K MP5 http://www.dp-pornstars.com/galleries/sep2007/kimberly_franklin_bikini_babe/index21.html From the DVD Naked Aces (there's guns with every chick in every scene...up to an M60 LMG) Ol-Skool-Perv:tongue: (sorry if repost, I did a search of the thread that turned up...
  43. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Bush insists Iran biggest ****** sponsor

    Iran was a model democracy back in the 50's. Their elected leader, Mossadeq, then made a big mistake. For some reason, he believed that their oil reserves should be controlled by his people, rather than allowing BP(the West) to keep their divine right to first dibs any further. He told the West...
  44. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Future Technology - What would you like to have?

    When the Holo-deck from Star Trek becomes a reality I will step in and never, ever come back!
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    Sexy Canadian, Ashleigh

    Re: Sexy Canadian Girl, Ashleigh I gotta say, if we could give Rep Points to the various models earning their own threads here, Ashleigh would deserve and earn way more than anyone by far. This gal drops about 2 to 3 new FREE sets per week and all are of the finest quality and content. She...
  46. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warefare

    OMG!!!! I just got my PS3 a couple weeks ago and decided to include this game in my massive purchase. This is my first foray into next-gen gaming...the **** looks deadly hot when fed into my 42" Vieira a la HDMI cable...America!!! FUCK YEAH!! Just a few things that make this game the best...
  47. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Sunny Leone

    I gotta say, I feel the same. I was down with the new look but as I reflect on her previous pics with previous natural attributes, I like her the old way better. Still, I'll take it either way
  48. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Opium Rules!!!

    I may be breaking the rules here but it's all good if I'm ****** by promoting non-lethal, non soul-destroying ******* substances. Luckily, I live in North Vancouver where most Iranian immigrants come to start a new life. And thank goodness they brought along the old-world opium trade...
  49. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Showers: How Long Do You Take?...

    I haven't been more than 10 minutes(drying off included) in my whole lifetime. And shower at night people...leaves your bed clean for the most part and saves time in the morn for extra zzzzzz's...(coffee is for waking up, not hot water)
  50. Ol-Skool-Perv

    Pakastani Opposition Leader Bhutto Reported Dead

    Can you say "inside job"? Why would "extremists" give Musharaaf a tight grip on power by blowing up his weaker opponent(in that I mean easier to take out and take over once she got power). Too timely and fruitful for the paranoid regime, this terrorist ****** is.(said like Yoda)
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