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  1. Facial_King

    ****** Cuts Off 5-Year-Old ***'s Head to Save Him From "The Anti-Christ"

    Fun stuff! http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/02/12/Dad_God_told_me_to_kill_my_son/UPI-71281234475937/ I loved this final line of the article: "Christopher Bellamy, music director at a church Hagerman formerly attended, said that he first showed symptoms of schizophrenia while he was in the...
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    Happy Steak and a BJ Day !!!

    I already got one of them, and I've been told I can expect the other within an hour or two. (BTW, this post goes out to stampede - who thinks I do nothing other than "read about life" - no, I LIVE it, too! ;)) Enjoy, Fellas!! (well, and Ladies, too, I hope!)...
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    Former Dayton Police Officer Cleared in Fatal Shooting

    This one goes out to Chef ;) http://www.whiotv.com/news/18909851/detail.html
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    Race May Be Factor in Shooting of Unarmed Elderly Man

    About Homer, Louisiana - "He just shot him through the screen door," said Denise Nicholson, a ****** friend who said she was standing a few feet from Monroe. "After [Monroe] was on the ground, we kept asking the officer to call an ambulance, but all he did was get on his radio and say, 'Officer...
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    Wife of Ex-Cop Pays for Billboard Urging People to Report Police *****

    It's an interesting story all around, but what actually amazed me the most was that it still sounds like the woman is married to this guy who was stalking another woman - weird. Good idea for a billboard, though. Excerpt: " Jesus Sanchez, a 28-year-veteran police officer, was convicted for...
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    Right-Wingers Blame Saddam for 9/11...AND Okla. City Bombing!!??!!

    One of those claims was made by former Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer, and the other by some wing-nut who somehow always manages to get his face on tv so he can spout such absurdities. Funny/scary stuff: http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2009_03/017271.php...
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    Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

    (I suspect that this could apply to just about any sort of fundamentalist theist, not just Christians) Not the most sophisticated thing I've ever seen, to be sure, but worth a quick look-see, and it has some laughs: http://chvnx.com/post/83242301/top-ten-signs-youre-a-fundamentalist-christian...
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    Lex (brunette FEMALE) at Photodromm

    See here - pretty tight, quite stunning: http://64.46.38.232/hosted/photodromm_143/gggfffddds.htm :)
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    Stunning brunette beauty wet and topless in a lake

    Brace yourself: http://imgur.com/5594O.jpg Who IS this gorgeous woman????? Rep for any honest attempt to ID her.
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    Religion Provides Emotional Boost to World's Poor

    (Gallup poll) In low-income areas, religiosity linked to more enjoyment, less worry http://www.gallup.com/poll/116449/Religion-Provides-Emotional-Boost-World-Poor.aspx Seems like a great time to offer the oft-misquoted "Opium of the People" text from Karl Marx, which was in his...
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    Obama Aims to Shield Science from Politics

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/08/AR2009030801476.html?hpid=topnews
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    Unredacted Govt. Documents Reveal Some Prisoners ******** to Death

    http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/126852/explosive_new_documents_reveal_more_details_of_bush-era_torture,_including_prisoners_tortured_to_death/ http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Unredacted_documents_reveal_prisoners_tortured_to_0212.html excerpt from the 2nd link: "In a press release, the ACLU...
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    Tumors!!!

    I know some of you sickos would put this in the "funny pictures" section, but come on. This stuff just isn't funny. Fascinating though: http://www.oddee.com/item_96597.aspx :eek:
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    Girls Holding Ankles or Feet During Blowjob (reaching back)

    Searched around and only found a video thread for this. This one is open for vids OR pics, and I've got pics. (Let me know if I missed an already existing thread!) Here's Olimpia, aka Tricia: http://teachmyass.info/galleries/Youngthroats/Tricia/17.jpeg from here...
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    Cats Don't Care

    http://idiotcomics.com/catsdontcare.gif Yeah, they REALLY don't care: http://www.sparklecock.com/cats_really_dont_care.jpg
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    Naked "Mugshots" of Big-Titted Ladies (XX-Cel)

    Nice: http://www.bigboobsalert.com/xx-cel-mugshots.php :glugglug:
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    Naked Sledding !! (nice brunette babe in the buff in the snow)

    http://otvali.ru/photos/ex_pokatushki_foto:33931.html
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    Women ARE Dicks!!!

    Could it be more obvious? http://imgon.com/view-829_pad_C5_82am..jpg (When you appreciate those sweet curves, you're really just getting in touch with your inner fag! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh)
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    Food Safety Problems Slipped Past Private Inspectors

    Yes, if we just deregulate and privatize everything, it should go about as smoothly as say.... peanut butter! http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/06/business/06food.html?_r=2&th&emc=th Excerpt: "When food industry giants like Kellogg want to ensure that American consumers are being protected from...
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    The Generic, General, All-Purpose DILDOS Thread

    Just what it says - post your faves, pics and vids, here. Cynara Fox (below) - gallery here: http://galleries.earlmiller.com/fhg/Cynara_1/g1/?nats=6heaven06:rev_70:em :glugglug: [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator maleonetwo] [Read more about the board...
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    Girls Sucking Their OWN Toes

    I couldn't find a thread for this, so I'll start one. Not a huge fan of this, but I'm sure someone'll dig it. And Tara Colvin provides us a nice chick for the starting gallery: http://adv.alsscan.com/alsscan/a89er/ne4m/angel078.jpg from here...
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    Thomas Friedman's Five Worst/Most Inaccurate Predictions

    This guy's really quite the loser, eh? http://www.vanityfair.com/online/politics/2009/03/friedmans-follies.html :confused:
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    Regular, Everyday People With and Without Clothes

    Kind of an interesting way to test your abilities at undressing her with your eyes - how accurately do you envision her naked when she has her clothes on?? (Warning to fellow straights - about half are guys, but you can skip over 'em without seeing their dongs) A coupla sorta hot gals in here...
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    Crayfish, Crawfish, or Crawdad? American Dialect Survey (with MAPS!)

    So, first, do you even know what these are? I think some "city slickers" probably don't... Crayfish, Crawfish, or Crawdad - which do you say? What about your pronunciation of "aunt" ??? The answer can often be known in advance depending on where you grew up or have lived for a long time. A...
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    Iranian Police Arrest Porn Stars

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/04/iran-pornographic-films-arrests Excerpt: Police in Iran have arrested a group of mostly female actors who were making pornographic films, a crime that carries the death penalty under the country's Islamic laws, local media reported today. The...
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    9-year-old Girl Carrying Twins Has Abortion - Catholic Church Objects

    I don't what to say about this... http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,504525,00.html :confused:
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    Eagle Survives Crash Through Semi-Truck Windshield

    (a big Golden Eagle) Crazy story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090305/ap_on_fe_st/odd_eagle_truck_windshield;_ylt=AlV6O1gwoFhPbqvdNpa8Dnl34T0D This part was funny: "The guys in the truck immediately bailed out because it was one ticked off bird. She was pretty feisty," Doucette said. "Even...
  28. Facial_King

    Guantanamo: The Definitive Prisoner List

    I'm sure Dick Cheney will be publishing his absurd version of the list soon enough. ("Abdul Rabadab, - or however you spell it, they all look the same to me - he was a swarthy man found ******** in a dark room, with a magnet in his pocket. Obviously guilty.") Until then, check this out...
  29. Facial_King

    Wealthy Idiots Meet Idiot Reporter

    :rofl: http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2009/03/03/wealthy-idiots-meet-idiot-reporter.aspx
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    Rush Limbaugh - "Entertainer" or Actual Leader of the Republican Party ???

    The way that Steele just falls at Limbaugh's feet here is very, very telling, I think. Could be promising news, though, for those of you who think the GOP hasn't been conservative enough recently - :1orglaugh Good read...
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    Learning to Live With Radical Islam

    Learning to Live With Radical Islam We don't have to accept the stoning of criminals. But it's time to stop treating all Islamists as potential terrorists. by Fareed Zakaria, in Newsweek: http://www.newsweek.com/id/187093 Sample paragraphs: "The militants are bad people and this is bad...
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    Cookie ******* Cookie

    Pretty clever: http://flickr.com/photos/nick_d/2977848508/in/set-72157607569044695/
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    Bobby Jindal, the exorcist ???!!?

    This is one excellent blog post about the sorry state of politics in contemporary American society: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/02/blood_in_the_water.php Here's an excerpt: "Check the poll results at that link. 40% of Americans in the 21st century believe that the devil sometimes...
  34. Facial_King

    Nightmare Porn Mag Purchase

    So, a guy (YOU?) goes to buy a porn mag at a convenience store... (pretty funny Bud Light ad - supposedly "******" but whatever - worth a look): http://www.40cozy.com/****/2009-bud-bowl-secret-ad-video/ :1orglaugh
  35. Facial_King

    Joe The "Plumber" Lonely at His DC Book Signing

    Yeah, yeah, I know - it's DC. It surely won't be the stop where he's most popular, but still, there's a coupla good laughs here. If the GOP wants to shed the stereotype about its Christian conservative base, using Joe the Plumber should be about as effective as that New York Muslim guy who was...
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    Colo. State Senator (Repub - surprise!) says he's "hoping" that babies will have AIDS

    More right-wing madness: http://coloradoindependent.com/22746/state-senator-hiv-babies-are-punishment-for-promiscous-moms? Thoughts??
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    Global Warming Helped Pam Get Some Sweet Tits and Money!!!

    I'm guessing that only about 1 or 2% of people have gone to read this article for the actual article itself, instead of Pam, in the incredibly distracting (and apparently non-changing) ad above the article...
  38. Facial_King

    The Movie Trilogy Meter

    Pretty clever, and more often right than wrong, but of course these sort of thins are always up for debate! http://www.*********/newspics/funny_friday/3437.jpg :glugglug:
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    Police Seize $30K from ******** Prostitute

    Something about this just strikes me as fundamentally wrong. The proceeds from her activities certainly shouldn't go back to the johns. It CERTAINLY shouldn't stay with the police. If the girl can't keep it, who should get it...
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    Conservative States Spend Most on Porn!

    ...but church-goers tend to buy less online porn... on Sundays!! :1orglaugh "Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year's presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack...
  41. Facial_King

    VERY, very hot brunette babe!

    Who is she? http://exgirlfriendmarket.com/fine_young_girl_stripping_out_of_her_jeans Thanks in advance, rep to those who help ID or gimme more links!
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    Who's this hot brunette pick-up MILF ???

    Thanks in advance and rep to those who help ID her or gimme more: http://www.hostave4.net/mpg/fhg/photo/p021uyb/index.html?id=bravo :glugglug:
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    ****** Sets Fire to ********'s ****** (He died from the injuries)

    Her ******** was 13. Assuming that she knew without a doubt that he actually ***** her ********, and that the later interaction occurred on the street ("How's your ********?" - I mean, WTF???!!), it's hard not to cheer for the ******...
  44. Facial_King

    Atlanta Cops Who Shot 92-year-old Woman in Botched **** Raid Go to Prison

    They conducted an ******* raid (according to the article), shot and ****** the old lady, and THEN planted pot in her basement to make it look like a **** house. 5-10 for something akin to ****** isn't so bad... they should feel lucky...
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    Two supremely hot babes to ID

    Hot dirty blond on all fours in the water: http://apina.biz/13546.jpg This pale-skinned blondie needs to be careful out in the sun - I volunteer to apply some sunblock, and my balls just happen to be full of it! http://amateurbadass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1990443432.jpg Thanks in...
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    Sexual Song Lyrics Linked to Early Sex

    I KNEW I should've listened to more dirty songs when I was in junior high - maybe I could've scored!! ;) But seriously, folks, what do you make of this?? http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2009/02/24/Sexual_song_lyrics_linked_to_early_sex/UPI-82341235457952/ (short article, here's the whole damn...
  47. Facial_King

    Nadezda A - AKA: Nati, Nadezda

    http://hosted.metmodels.com/Trial_MM_RY_134_91/?pa=777458 :tongue:
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    Sweet Young Thing (brunette) shows us her AMAZING rack!!!

    This is worth my time: http://lewdies.com/video/1139/Sweet-Moogley-Boogley
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    Porn Movie Flowchart

    Pretty funny: http://www.holytaco.com/flowchart-describes-90-all-porno-movies
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    Science Says that Men Truly See Chicks in Bikinis as Objects!

    Maybe to some extent we really just can't help ourselves ;): http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/02/19/women.bikinis.objects/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
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