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    Ever Get A Toothless Blow Job?

    Like that gal on the Swiffer mop commercials? I think her name is Mudd.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPn7FntWUmU
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    Arizona State Rep. Points Her ‘Raspberry-Pink’ Loaded *** At Journalist

    Too bad she's a State Rep. If she was a U.S. Rep and wanted to bring the price of ammo back down to a reasonable level , I might vote for the crazy bitch! :2 cents:
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    Arizona State Rep. Points Her ‘Raspberry-Pink’ Loaded *** At Journalist

    We will first need some that can be. Re-elect Knowone. :)
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    Caught my *** with my Gf :(

    I have 3 girl friends, apparently I share one with Roald. The other 2 are my charcoal fired kettle BBQ and my cast iron Dutch Oven.... .....Oh, my Belgique cookware and the T-Fal skillet but that's more platonic. :facepalm: I don't know, I liked your little gag there Roald. :)
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    Schoolboy, 14, shot dead gay classmate because 'he thought he had a crush on him'

    If the fag was already dead, why did the schoolboy feel the need to shoot him?? :dunno: Ulysses31, I find your thread tittle.. laaaccking!...:D Now, tell simple minded me to fuck off. :stir:
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    Auto industry, seeing new life, is on hiring spree

    Fuck the U.S. auto industry, try to repair that crap they build sometime. :2 cents: High tech for a penny!
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    Why Are So Many Beautiful Blond Teachers Having Sex With Students In School?

    Lurkydurky went to school? I thought he was like the Fonz..:dunno:
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    I'm training for the freeones olympics!....

    My guess is the lad was Druuu..huuunk!:dunno: :D
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    I'm training for the freeones olympics!....

    I already competed in that event...:D You and Georges both gave me a Gold Medal (and a couple of days off)....;) Thanks Froggie and Hoser! :D I can't win without you as my teammate! ;)
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    No More FreeOnes at YouTube

    Why, were you waiting 'ass up' at the end of the polyethelyne runway?...:D rolf!
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    New "Heroin" called Krokodil **GRAPHIC WARNING**

    ******** the maggots, they'll clean those wounds right up. It almost looks like they have been injecting themselves with Hemotoxins. Anyone for a Rattlesnake bite?
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    Why Are So Many Beautiful Blond Teachers Having Sex With Students In School?

    Better question, why weren't they doing this when I was in school? :D
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    TSA Caught...

    Don't try that with your pecker boy, you might hurt yourself...:D
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    TSA Caught...

    I read that, they are Neanderthals....:facepalm:
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    No More FreeOnes at YouTube

    Youtube is owned by and a subsidiary of Google, nuff said! I'm guessing the reason for all of the ads on VIVO and Youtube are to raise monies to fight all of the DMCA lawsuits.... ...Or Google is just a bunch of greedy fvcks.... You decide.
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    What should I name my penis?

    Trouble maker. :) ..... NO, Prairie Dog. :D rofl
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    What should I name my penis?

    M.i.a. ?
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    I'm training for the freeones olympics!....

    Looks like I'm off the team...:( "More titties please"! But on the plus side I appear to be currently craving boobs!:drool1: ...and no not Roalds or Blueballs! Not yours either Mr. LurkyDurky!;) I want lovely, nicely shaped feminine titties! Thanks for laughing at me and with me last...
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    I wanted baloons

    Post of the year.
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    I wanted baloons

    Glad to see you all are still reading from the same page. :D
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    I'm training for the freeones olympics!....

    Not! Part! of my training regime! (I Hope), this is getting strenuous. *note to self, call Mike Rowe in am , per best NBC suits avail at discount..:D :) Will a Narwhal work? ..as I don't live in a land that's full of Unicorns and Glitter..:D
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    Bruce Springsteen songs?

    His best work was up to and including the album "The River" after that the only thing he did that I liked was his Oscar winning song "The Streets of Philadelphia" (1994). Clarence Clemons, rest in peace, I heard your music, I felt your music and I liked it! You will be missed!
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    I'm training for the freeones olympics!....

    Yaaa, that's my favorite next to ******* corbra milking! Ooo! Heard he's hard and to the point..;)
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    I'm training for the freeones olympics!....

    ...what event am I entered in? :D
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    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Get those reposters LurkyDurky! :clap: One thing I **** about this board, on any given 2 pages of a popular models thread, the same galleries will be posted 4 or 5 times and 3 of them will have the same URL.
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    Texas Chef Successfully Deep-Fries...****!

    Or the U.K.
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    Would you support re-education camps for people who think differently than yourself?

    Re: Would you support re-education camps for people who think differently than yourse The Khmer Rouge tried it.... didn't go over so well. :2 cents:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Fantastic! Nobody ever sang it better!
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    ''Fuck the UN!''

    ...anyone got a Kofi Annan piñata I can **** tonight! That guy was worthless!
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    ''Fuck the UN!''

    You forgot to mention that they don't pay rent..... in Manhattan. "The Donald"... would cum in his pants if something opened up in Turtle Bay!
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    Ezteban is leaving Freeones for real !

    Ezteban, so sorry to hear you've been busted for viewing porn on your "Work Computer". ;) :D Viva la Vida mi compadre and Happy Trails! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPED http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwYcsMiB2UM
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    Ezteban is leaving Freeones for real !

    What do you expect from someone with the login in "Boothbabe"? ...Is that the new P.C. term for what used to be known as a "Lot or Lounge Lizard".? :D
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Corona is crap, try some Negra Modelo.. :D One of the best dark beers in the World... probably has donkey *** in it. But it tastes fantastic! :)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Alice in Chains... "Would" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs
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    Man finds bag with $17k in cash

    Man finds bag with xx-thousands of dollars in it and later reads in the news, that the hostage died. :facepalm: :D
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    Songs that "Ooze" Romance.

    Awesome song! By the by, your new young wife is hot...:drool1:..;)..:D You get rep! for the song.
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    WTF? The Pac-10 has a collegiate hockey league

    Not a true desert, but close to Gobi's climate. :D Been there, done that!:)
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    Anthony Weiner's Wienergate

    ...and that takes some beans!... :D
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    Anthony Weiner's Wienergate

    It stems from Watergate, It's a stupid news media thing. Would you prefer the term "Affair", because there is always "the Iran-Contra Affair", which I'm sure spawned some "gates".....:D
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    Serbian War Crimes Suspect Ratko Mladic caught

    ...Right after the citizens of Bosnia and Herzegovina and some Dutch U.N. peacekeepers get to have there way with him.
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    Dat Der 2nd Amendment

    I recommend "quadruple-ought" Buckshot for that particular scenario. :D
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    Lindsay Lohan

    I'd still give her one! or two or three! Hope she cleans up her act..... http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-house-arrest-bikini-short-film-05-2011
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    Favourite boxed/canned food?

    Zatarain's products, the fabulous taste of the big easy, without the risk of being eaten by a ****** wielding thug or Alligator. Best all in one spice.... Old Bay!
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    Dat Der 2nd Amendment

    Metaphorically, There are no bad dogs, just bad owners.;)
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    50 State Stereotypes in 2 minutes

    Don't you **** bags in the Midwest do Sprint Cars anymore, World of Outlaws, Champ cars, Etc? When can I expect my box of ****! (no corn in it please!) :D
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    Patient shoots dead the top surgeon who saved his life with double organ transplant

    Re: Patient shoots dead the top surgeon who saved his life with double organ transpla Very sorry for the loss of what sounds like a very talented Surgeon. My condolences to the ******. There is so much missing from that article though. I'm sure in time it will all be made more clear.
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    Bree Daniels

    Yeah, whats the rest of Bree supposed to do while you're entertaining her Labia at McDonald's??? :D
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    Serbian War Crimes Suspect Ratko Mladic caught

    I have this documentary burned to DVD. It ***** me every time I watch it. I'm not sure which bothers me more, what Mladic and his troops did at Srebrinica or how poorly the U.N. acted. Those poor Dutch troops that got thrown under that bus! If you haven't watched it, see the Movie "Shot...
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    Esti Ginzburg

    Holy Matzah Balls, thats the best looking Armed ****** recruiter I've seen. :D
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