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Thank God for the border police!:tongue: You might never make it here to Canada if they think you're packing something in your pants!:1orglaugh Honestly though, I never thought in my time at FreeOnes someone would want to have sex with my "virgin 18 year young ass". I guess never say never...

Still has the best avatar on the boards!

Will be walking with a limp after he meets the lovely Miss Brittany!

+ United Arab Emirates - Germany

Like I said in one of your other threads, my fantasy is to be dominated. Taking a strap-on however, I don't know if I'm man enough for that. I might revert back to the ***** stage if faced with one of those toys I've seen in the films!:1orglaugh Yes, I'm 18, for now. My birthday will be here...

I wouldn't consider 18 a boy! I'm man-ish...man-esque, if you will. As far as butt-play, I wouldn't rule it out, depending on how I feel about the female. However, like swinging, I doubt you'll catch me with something up my ass. If it's any consolation, I would rather you de-virginize my...

:eek: I hope there's an age requirement! Maybe I'm too young to ride the strap-on!?!?:angels:

Hey, at least you tried it. I don't think you'll ever catch me getting "ass *****". So, I guess you're more braver than me.:eek:

+ Netherlands - Russia

Are both going to be disappointed this baseball season!

Congrats to!: Jod0565 on 3100 CivicKiller on 2800 Seraphim on 2500 drdeath67 on 2300 Jacksson_77 on 2200 TallCowboy on 1900 9inch and jdb67 on 1800 darkman on 1400 kungfudude on 1100 Atlas 316 on 900 cost, deeeze and Marbod on 800 stefro and ********** on 400 Andy73 on 300 Miss Brittany on 200...

has an avatar that reminds me of a lava lamp.

Will give blowjobs for a t-shirt...and by that I mean he will blow anything that needs a quick dry.

+ Switzerland - Russia

Needs to take typing lessons!

As contrary as it is to my persona, I would actually love to be dominated. Hasn't happened before, but I'd definetely be up for trying it in the future. I've always been a take charge kind of guy. Leader, not a follower, yada yada yada. I like to be in control of any situation I'm in. Maybe...

You can be so close-minded and traditional, Miss Brittany.:rolleyes: Personally, swinging is not something I would be into. However, I am currently single, so maybe my opinion will change if/when I get into a relationship. I'll never say never, but I doubt you'll see Black Star indulging in...

Has an equally big collection...of something, or other.

Is a way better partier than Torontoman!

Congrats Agggelos on 2100+ rep! Congrats Nightfly on 2000+ rep! Congrats D-rock on 1900+ rep! Congrats Gordar on 1500+ rep! Congrats juballs on 1400+ rep! Congrats Montrealman on 1000+ rep! Congrats mythex on 600+ rep! Congrats regmcfly and Sandra Shine on 100+ rep!

+ Canada - Brazil

Yeah, Ferreli's been gone for a while. What's with all the hating though? I personally thought he did a great job on SNL, and was the last really funny cast member. Darryl Hammond has his moments now, but only because he does impersonations (his Trump and Clinton **** me!). As for his acting...

Kobe, he seems kind of odd. Especially with a black Mamba wrapped around his neck like he's a member of the Jackson ****** or something.:1orglaugh I'm just concerned about the fact that being the *** of Will Smith AND Kobe would automatically make me the worst rapper to ever live!:ban: I...

+ Iran - France

Knows I'm happy I didn't place a grand on there not being another member with 2222 as a rep count!

Just lowered the odds on all 2's as a rep count!

Is 17 rep stones away from the same rarity!

Congrats to!: Jod0565 on 3000. Civickiller on 2700. Poggy on 2500. Seraphim and Om3ga on 2400. Icerfan and Dr. Death on 2200. Jacksson on 2100. Agggelos on 2000. NightFly on 1900. TallCowboy on 1800. Pitino, Qwerety, Jdb67 and Comanduc on 1700. Rogue Wolf and Rastagir on 1600. AFA on 1500...

+ Switzerland - Sweden

I **** to keep doing this, but: CONGRATS TO ALL NEW REP MILESTONES ACHIEVED!!!

+ Eritrea - Ehtiopia Again, this is themed.

I get weird ones. I've heard from Will Smith, Denzel Washington to Dave Chappelle or Martin Lawrence. How weird is that? I guess Chappelle comes from my freakishly similar voice. Other than that, I don't know why. Personally, I think I look like the illegitimate love ***** of Kobe Bryant and...

+ Italy - Russia

I don't whether I should be disgusted at the name, the amount of time it took me to figure out the name, or both.:1orglaugh I'd definetely have to say Letha Weapons as far as ones I've previously heard of. Although, reading "Ice Cold *********" in this thread has to take the cake as the WTF...

And we love it!:D Seriously, the OCSM are one of the truly unique FreeOnes experiences. I mean, what other sites can say "chat with your favourite pornstar!" and still be 100% free? Only FOs!:nanner: Side Note: Has anybody noticed how OCSM sounds like "awesome" when you try to say it? I'm...

congrats To All New Rep Collectors! Great Job Everyone!

+ Rwanda - Belgium that one had a theme

I beat it like it has made some sort of juvenille, offensive comment towards the matriach of my ******. Furthermore, after making such a rude statement, it showed complete malice and no remorse by failing to even make any semblance of apology to me or anyone associated with my ******. Therefore...

+ Canada - United Kingdom

+ Canada - USA (somebody has to take off votes, or it'll be a landslide)

Needs a sig that won't just lay there when he's trying to be romantic!

Doesn't want to be alone.(my sig has been messed up for a couple of weeks now)

Has the greatest picture known to man.(in the middle in your sig, nice pasties)

Congrats to!: MATUTE on 2200 poggy1 and Seraphim on 2300 Jacksson77 and Dr. Death on 2000. 9inch on 1700. Priapus on 800. Efeezy on 100. cuntlover on 100. ilovepornpics on 200. AndyHunter and mythex on 500. Marbod on 700. TallCowboy on 1700. agggelos21 on 1900.

Congrats to!: Om3ga on 2200. Icerfan on 1900. Juballs on 1300. Anker89 on 900. Porn Lover on 500. Smitty and Undertaker on 400. DudeRulez and Frame313 on 100.

You guys move too fast for me! CONGRATS TO ALL NEW REP MILESTONE ACHIEVERS!

Behind Vida Guerra. Seriously though, an ice hotel would be cool...or should I say cold?

Congrats CivicKiller on 2500+ rep! Congrats Seraphim on 2200+ rep! Congrats Darkman on 1200+ rep! Congrats analfan on 800+ rep! Congrats mythex and dunit on 400+ rep!

congrats Everyone To All New Rep Milestones!

It would be a better use of my money to buy $1000 worth of eggs and toilet paper to throw at the establishment that would dare to even charge that amount of money for something that gets digested in 4 hours!:mad: