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A virus!! What better way to say 'I **** you' than to leave a nasty lil virus on the laptop... remember: 'Revenge is a dish best served Trojan..' :1orglaugh :dunno::facepalm:

Tell your ex to FUCK-OFF If she wants the laptop, she'll have to fight you for it:2 cents: BTW: if you do take my advice, you'd better leave details of your next-of-kin :hatsoff:

NURSE, NURSE... ALEXPNZ IS OUT OF BED AGAIN!! :rolleyes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs

She should get her high-heels off the fucking sofa... Sofas ain't cheap y'know

Yeah.. but when you do finally get on, what do you do..?? COMPLAIN! :1orglaugh ;)

If the strap-on dildos are too much, then count me out... I wouldn't like to get shafted. ta da - boom

I'm going to get a smart phone.. then I can stay at home and put my feet up, while my new phone does the housework, my shopping and pays my bills

:hatsoff: Why thank you ******* busenbust.. what a nice thing to say :hatsoff:

Lookin' good... EDIT: Link added: [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator pussy+dickdenice] [Read more about the board rules: here]

I get a bit tired with all the 'is the world going to end', war is coming, terrorism, death, ******, etc.. threads. So in this thread, I want nothing but nice things.. ------------------------------------------------------------------ :bowdown: Mobile phones... aren't they great :bowdown...

Asteroid or disease are the two most likely.. but I'm hoping for the four horsemen of the apocalypse (I just want their autographs to sell on End of days-BAY)

That's me to a T.. and u,n,s,t,y

IE9 = :*****: :*****: :*****: :*****: :*****:

What next..? Greg giving high-fives to Hotrod11inches :facepalm:

'Live fast, die young and always shake the drips off before zipping up'

Yup.. and so it came to pass, that many noobs came from far and wide to post crap here. If only you knew back then what you know now.. :facepalm:

They need a decent server in, before they get round to all that.. Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy Server is busy...

I can't find the words to express my disappointment at her going B/G.. So here's an old pal to help me BTW: Why to hot models always end up shagging extras from Lord of the Rings???

Best quote over this, has to go to Comedian Frankie Boyle. In his 'Sun' column he said 'everyone is calling Wayne Rooney for his sexual deviances, when actually it should be Coleen.. after all, it's her who's been ******** with a monkey all this time' :1orglaugh

I don't know Dirk.. it was like that time you asked Stephen Hawking if he would autograph your book.. and by autograph I mean fondle.. and by book, I mean your penis. :D

Oh THANKS.. now I know the fucking plot. :mad:

It may be a shithole, but it's MY shithole.. oh wait..:facepalm:

Apparently, she puts flashing lights on her nipples, to guide aircraft down during foggy weather.

Not so.. I can tell you that Andronicus is an absolute hoot.

Wow, what a coincidence.. Just the other day she was round at my house, doing some dusting and vacuuming and out of nowhere she says 'you know, I'd really like to meet that 'asian_boy' on Freeones'. So, if you need your Masters of the universe underpants cleaning, or maybe just need an adult to...

I thought it was for Bendy Groin.

NO WAR??? Have you ever seen women at a January clothes sale?

Me too.. If she does go B/G, I might just ask for this thread to be closed.. just my own little sign of protest (Well, it was my thread to start with) Let someone else start a 'Yurizan Beltran - cock hungry pornstar' thread Can't understand it myself.. the likes of Aria Giovanni and Erica...

Oh, I see they come in x-small size.. better get my order in.

HOW THE FUCK does Rooney manage to get attractive girls to go to bed with him?? The guy's a fucking horror show, yet it seems girls are ready to jump in the sack as soon as look at him. I don't understand the female of the species one little bit... :rolleyes::dunno:

That's one helluva helicopter pilot.. he manages to level the copter and turn 90deg in a split second.

Goerges Foxy Cougar (The first and ONLY first lady of Freeones) BNF Nightfly

The sun go down.. it was a nice orangey red colour.

I recommend a scrapyard crusher.. ;)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fukken-Waterless-Wash-TWIN-MONEY/dp/B003UMHAJE/ref=sr_1_96?ie=UTF8&s=automotive&qid=1283447187&sr=1-96 Sorry, but I was browsing Amazon and I saw this .. har de har :*****:

I'm going for a snooze now.. Someone nudge me WHEN there's actually something to hear.. instead of all this 'I think it's..' bullshit and if Yuri is reading this (and I know she does) FOR ****** OUT LOUD, JUST TELL US, SO I CAN GET ON WITH MY LIFE!

No, no, no... I was meaning maleonetwo's post only him cutting his hand and the little girl trying to run away.. ya see :o

I don't have a computer.. in order to post messages on here, I first dictate my message to a dictaphone, it is then written on the dried-out skin of a fiery dragon, by a tibetan monk, the message is placed into a hollowed-out unicorn's horn, sealed with wax and tied to the back of a golden...

Oh man.. you PROMISED you would invite me to your next BBQ Methinks there's a link between the two, there..

Well, I know that video ****** the radio star.. and some woman was ****** softly with a song. beyond that, I know nothing.:dunno:

OMG.. My life will be... mostly unaffected by that news :anonymous

I'm getting sick of these 're-booting' franchises Some Hollywood execs need 'booting'

The Alisa-BOT is doing it.. Read here.. http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=4834173&postcount=19 :1orglaugh

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ don't know what he's on, but I'll have some of the same please.

:helpme:

Yes, she is a BOT program.. and also, it must be said, a TIT program and she can perform almost two tasks a minute. She is written in FANNY-BASIC, by a nerd called Nigel and is here to track down useless and irritating posts.. as you can see, she found yours quite easily. Nigel is currently...

I laugh at the mundane everyday..

Next week: Why cheeseburgers are bad for you.