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  1. jod0565

    Sniff My Seat

    Smells like corn.
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    Join The Tea_ _ _ Movement!

    That's right! Teabag Movement!
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    I'm Such A Perv...

    ...I picked up the movie, "Love And other *****" just to see Anne Hathaway's titties. Havoc is good for that, also.
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Lemonade, no ice - it is cold from the fridge.
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    Newbie Witch

    Finished last in flying class.
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    Best Self Shot Pic Ever

    She's, uh, it's hot!
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    BlueBalls' Office

    Open door policy
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    Tiger Out In First Round At Accenture!

    Awwwww, poor little Tiger... http://www.sbnation.com/golf/2011/2/23/2009491/accenture-match-play-2011-tee-times-field-tv-information
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    Would You Be Capatain Save-A-Ho For Lindasay Lohan?

    If you could be The One to "save" Lindsay Lohan from her downward spiral, would you? Being the nice guys and gals you are, would you be there to steer her in the right direction and be her rock and her shoulder to lean on?
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    Best Jeans Ever

    Skinny Jeans
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    Do You Prefer Shopping Online Or In Store?

    I prefer in store.
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    These Girls Are Stacked!

    Literally.
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    Hot Chick At The Beach

    No sun damage worries
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    BlueBalls and Dirk At The Beach

    All is good in their Happy Place
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    I Don't Have Work To Do

    Take on Galactic's thread. Hey, I finally have a weekend off. Besisdes jerkin' the gherkin, what should I do. 1 - Go to the mall 2 - ***** 3 - Watch television 4 - ***** 5 - Go to Walmart 6 - Eat out 7 - ***** 8 - Stay logged in all weekend and wait for it to pass me by.
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    5 Little Questions - Can You Hear Me Now?

    1 - Do you have a blue ray player? 2 - Do you have an iPhone? 3 - What's the very first thing you'd buy if you won a lottery? 4 - Do you believe 2012 will be the end of earth? 5 - What's your favorite(s) channel on the tube?_____________________________________________________________ 1 -...
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    Another Masturbation Thread - Do You Listen To Music...

    ...while watching a hot scene? Try it, put on a song with a good beat, turn the volume of the scene down, and beat away!
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    Are You On Youtube?

    I don't want to out anyone by asking for links of yourselves, just wondering if there are any vids of yourself on Youtube, either posted by you or by someone else. If so, what were you doing? My hands are in a couple scenes lighting some small fireworks at Christmastime. It wouldn't have...
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    Are You Going to Watch The Super Bowl For The Game or The Commercials?

    Depends on how the scoring goes, I guess. Neither team does anything for me, so I may be more interested in seeing what lame **** the companies come up with this year.
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    Do You Use An Ass Gasket?

    You know, the thin paper "provided by the management" when you use the toilet to build a chocolate snowman?
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    Would You Run From The Police?

    Would you ever feel the need to run from the police like so many people try to? They never get away with it... BTW, there is no fatality in this clip yYZJEyyy-MQ
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    If You Were A Cop For A Day...

    ...how would you use or ***** your power?
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    What Is Your New Year's Resolution?

    If you make them, what are your New Year's resolutions? I don't make any. That way, if I don't live up to one, I won't feel disappointed.
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    Do You Do Holiday Office Parties?

    The place I work has offsite office parties at Christmastime and I have never gone to them. They have them at nicer hotels and have special deals if staying the night there. I guess, I just don't want to hang around the people I work with during my free time - unless there is golf involved.
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    What's Your Wish Gift That You'd Like This Year?

    I would have to say, for me, it would have to be an LCD television. Okay, I know I'm living in the Stone Age with my mammoth CRT T.V., but I just have not found a true reason to get one .... yet. I know I won't receive one, but, it's okay to *****....right? What's your Wish Gift this year?
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    Are You On A Diet or Thinking Of Being On One?

    I never have intentionally dieted, but now I seem to eat a little more healthier. Two Big Macs instead of three. I'm lucky that I'm not on the heavy end of the spectrum. I know a lot of people make new year resolutions to begin a diet or some exercise program - I don't do that either.
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    Swagger Wagon Rap

    It's from that "Toyota Couple" and it's actually pretty funny. It's had over 7.5 million views. Sorry if this has been posted elsewhere - if it has: ql-N3F1FhW4
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    Have You Started / Finished Your Christmas Shopping?

    I have yet to start, but I'm doing it easy again this year - gift cards for nearly everyone! Going out of town this year, also - should be fun.
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    Wow! "The Rock" Makes A Movie Without ****!

    I can't believe Dwayne Johnson has finally made a movie that personifies his so called "action hero" status, instead of another fluffy, soft ass **** movie. Check it out - Faster: XDzeoWMQO4A
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    Real Justin Bieber claims Facebook disabled him

    "The Floridian Bieber claims Facebook has removed him from its pages and accused him of being a fake. He says he received neither a warning nor even a confirmation e-mail." Read on, if you dare: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20018997-71.html
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    When Did "She's Fine!" Turn Into "She's Hot!"?

    Just askin'.
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    What's Your Lucky Number?

    Mine is 178.
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    Please Explain - I Have Nothing...

    ...except...nope, still got nothing.
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    BlueBalls Goes Too Far

    :eek: and :eeew:
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    Three Bombers

    They sure screwed up a would be nice pic.
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    The Recession Is Over!

    The recession is over! Wait...15 months ago. http://www.detnews.com/article/20100921/BIZ/9210322/1001/biz "How you doin?"
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    Microsoft Security Essentials - Anyone Use / Used

    Claim - "Microsoft Security Essentials provides real-time protection for your home PC that guards against viruses, spyware, and other malicious software." Has any of you ever used this or are using this? Just wondering if it's any good. http://www.microsoft.com/Security_Essentials/
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    Do You Consider Yourself A True Bachelor?

    I mean, a king of his own castle, do what you like with no one breathing down your neck asking you where you've been, or who you've been talking to, going to fast food places, knowing how to cook but only to impress some gal to get her interested enough to get laid, flirts with a lot of gals...
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    Passwords To Significant Other

    Do you give the passwords of your email, Facebook, MySpace, PayPal, bank card - or any other password protected items to your significant other? I guess I understand the logic in this, but maybe I don't. Sure it shows trust, but why would it matter? More than likely, the relationship will break...
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    For Your Viewing Pleasure

    Did this pic have to be taken and did I have to post it? The answer is yes - only for your viewing pleasure.
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    Janet Mason v Shannon Kelly - Hotter?

    Both women are hot, both are a little older, both are redheads, both like IR, both are hard bodies - so, who's hotter? Shannon Kelly: http://www.freeones.com/html/s_links/Shannon_Kelly/ Janet Mason: http://www.freeones.com/html/j_links/Janet_Mason/
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    The Hawaii Chair - Looks Awesome!

    Sexiest chair for secretaries in short skirts. E9_amg-Aos4
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    SkyscraperMan Just Finished His Climb...

    ...and was arrested. SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) -- A man is climbing the Millennium Tower in San Francisco. The man, in his 50s, is believed to be Dan Goodwin, also known as "Skyscraper Man." Goodwin started climbing around 2:15 p.m. San Francisco police say the man has refused to come down and...
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    Taco Bell and Wheat Chex Cereal

    Now that's a good cleanse - so far.
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    What's Wrong With This Picture?

    Can you see it?
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    Airhead

    That always gets the girls.
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    BlueBalls Finally Gets Lucky

    And there's another one waiting her turn along with a that cute puppy. Fun times.
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    Rate This Girl

    How hot is she?
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    It Takes Balls To Go There

    ...or not
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    Who Farted?

    Who knows.
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