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In the non-porn world I've tasted it. In porn, NO!...because it's *****!

Congratulations! You have revealed the way 99.9 percent of the U.S. population thinks!:frenchman

I know what you mean. I don't log into a thread thinking "Hey, I wonder what other members of this board would do to this woman sexually?" What kind of idiot would post something like that? How are you and Kimmie Tenn doing BTW?

Anyone else noticing a trend with this post?

Talking smack are we? It was a necessary public service message. I just can't figure why people post that stuff.

Thanks for the rep and it never hurts to have an omnipotent being as a friend!

....particularly the ones who find a need to tell others what sexual acts they would perform upon a some actress, pornstar, model, etc. These statements do not enrich the thread or the lives of the board members who have to read it!

WTF is this thread about?

The aliens that built the pyramids will return to put things in order.

The rare girl who is actually a squirter instead of the dozens who moan in ecstasy while they urinate!:facepalm:

Maude!

Album sales?

Finally! I wish every team in all sports would follow suit!

I wouldn't eat either but I thought Rob Base settled this years ago.

:ban::facepalm:

Free

Hmmm.................:rofl2:

If I was a jerk you'd get negative rep for that post!:facepalm:

No one to cuddle with afterward

Talk to a women...they like sex too!

What does that link have to do with Janet Mason?

I'm sure it has something to do with religion.

Hey everyone look! There's a group of heterosexual who waited four years to restart a silly discussion about dick myths!:facepalm:

If one's on the toilet long enough to read they should see a doctor.

No...

Yes, you're in R.E.M. *****.

Maybe you're spending too much time alone. Making some friends, getting a girlfriend or spending time with your ****** may help. Get involved in an activity you enjoy. It's hard to have negative thoughts when you're enjoying yourself.:yinyang:

The BCS system is bullshit! They need to grow up and have some playoffs already:facepalm:

Blink by Malclom Gladwell

Thanks you sir! And weren't you surprised as well.

No, it's just another symptom of religious delusion.

On this board, I'm surprised no one said Lee Stone.:D

Well,...........:*****:

What she said.

Hmmm.......................:ban:

Thank you sir and may you continue your quest to Hades.

No Bush just wanted to be the guy that sent the country in a bullshit war, destroyed the economy and got thousands of Americans ****** needlessly.

You should check out the site regulardicks.com. You have to agree to their terms of use and affirm that you are not gay.:facepalm:

No breasts in that post..........:dunno:

Hey I'm perfect!

Hmmm.................:rofl2:

Was it a meteor that hit the Earth 5,000 years ago? That's what my pastor said.

I wonder if Neptune's moon, Triton smells like eggplant?

Porn is powerful! This avenue of adult entertainment makes billions of dollars each year but I feel it will soon move into the field of psychology....especially for men. Men who watch porn, compare their average dick to a pornstar and make threads like this will soon be in therapy!

Yes classless....for giving out Christmas gifts on Festivus!:D

James Lebron sounds much more sensible to me. BTW, why is a young, healthy man with an eight figure income continuing find ways to show himself in a negative light?

No they're not................:*****::facepalm:

Think!!!.................:*****::facepalm:

Stouffer's? Nothing like a box of preservatives!:D I may get my future ******-in-law to make some lasagna for me.

The words of a true Q.