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Re: Your favourite Pornstar Cytherea ....big surprise huh :D

likes hats on donkeys

As a woman I thought this was funny as hell....... But none of the rules above apply to me since I give daily sex(even anal) all rules therefore become null and void...........:D OK well at least in my house that is:nanner:

HAHAHA DITTO :nannerf2: :nannerf1:

I have watched that squirting 101 DVD its awsome to say the least:rolleyes:

Holy crap my **** would love this...... Hmmmmm I wonder how much diet **** and mentos I have to buy to keep them busy all summer.......:D

This by far is one of the things I obsess over the most when it comes to sex.I want/need to do this....I have read every article watched every DVD teaching you how and I am at a loss.I read your essay and came to a conclusion that when I have that *** feeling he lets me up to go to the bathroom...

All I have to say is he should have listened to Terry Bradshaw..... He gave him hella good advice a while back...guess he didnt listen......:(

Iron Maiden -Powerslave So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans, And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens, It's like some pornographic magazine,and you smile

Monkey

Snoop Dogg - Signs :nanner:

I dont think she has ever had a willy in her mouth :rolleyes: I think you would know the difference if you had........I know I would:D

That reminds me of a monkey we had at our local *** when I was a ***.....only after he smelled it he threw it at you .......YUCK!!!!!

I vote for #1

Your cute:D Ok now I am listening to Freak nasty - Da Dip

Ohh ***** - The Five Stairsteps

That was funny as hell......."Get your 7 ft 2 asmatic ass back here!!!!":1orglaugh

I liked the news bloopers......gotta love live Tv .....especially with the crazy lady flashing her boobies :D

That was interesting.....I just love how creative people can be.......:lovecoupl

Cliff

WOW TY guys:D ....But the credit all goes to degenerate_Jeb....Ty sweetie:lovecoupl

Congrats montrealman:D :glugglug: :thumbsup:

should only be walkin funny if he got some good lovin EXP:See me in the morning:D

problems

My-Ex

Talks funny :D

(Big ass) Shark

Is in love with a pretty girl......;)

boat

Is a sexy boy:D

Wheres mine????? All I get is bud light????? WTF man:moon:

Fart:D

Re: What's on your desktop Mine is Prince that sexy ****** f---er........:lovecoupl

TY baby

well I wonder if moving from pennsylvania to california will cure mine?

smoke

crumble.......sorry I dont type too fast :D

Likes Mariah

wreck

person

OMG I will never look at him the same way again......"hey I just came in some girls ass" :D

I just read about this also....So I went last week and got some local clover honey made a few towns over and this awsome silk infused tea yummy.....so far so good......

Awwww i thought we were gonna get dirty......:( Mule

ewwwwww me no like giganta:(

ass......:D

juice

apple

school

Kungfudude for me :D