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Hamburger with Everglades Seasoning and garlic salt, Kodiak chewing tobacco and sweet tea

Man, I feel like the opening act for the Starland Vocal Band at the County Fair. My occasional rants don't even warrant a mention? Fuck this, I am out at 10,000.

The one that doesn't smell like L3ggy

If he can come back in the 50s, how the US Southerners would have **** if they saw that Jesus came back in Russia

I cain **** in one and arc my **** through the air into the other. Be like a gotdamn fountain in front of the Grand Ole Opry

Thank God, I don't know if I could take another minute of listening to Scott Van Pelt and Ryen Rusillo on ESPN Radio give more updates on the negotiations. I do watch the games from time to time, mostly marquee match-ups. Sure as hell not going to watch the Kings and the Clippers

I would go back and **** the guy who introduced the accordion to Mexico

As long as they keep posting pics, I don't care if they are legit lesbos or not. Love watching a woman eat pussy.

**** Classic

I take it you never played at a level above gym class

Thanksgiving is now the day to fatten up so you can spend long hours at stores buying ****. Another example of how the lust for material objects has corrupted this country's integrity.

This thread is so old, her ******** is now doing the same thing.

A high school production of "It"?

Still trying to figure out what lens Fiat used to make it look like Jennifer Lopez' ass actually made it into a 500

She was a boxing cameraperson til roald got her to film other activities?

American football fans who measure their manhood by how much they love football. I enjoy it too, and I am able to understand, follow and appreciate other sports as well. I find myself labeling these neanderthal fucks as idiots simply because they can't keep up with a sport that plays, on...

Re: Pornstars who look like *********** Catalina Cruz and Sarah Michele Gellar

sweet

heh heh, boobies

So if I suck the tampon from my girl's vagina, I can also get a buzz? Cool.

Welcome to FreeOnes

Re: Brandy aniston Dr. Sandusky may not be licensed in most states

the VNA pass would be awesome, congrats to all

Best guitarist I ever saw in concert was Ricky Skaggs. If it has strings, he can play it.

Yes Will, liberals are this stupid. Just as it is probably only rich white **** doing this as all the poor black girls are pregnant and on welfare.

Happy Turkey Day, FreeOnes friends

Stealth missile...fucking brilliant. Won't show up on radar, lulls planes into false sense of security, filled with explosive gas. Since the Natalie Wood case was reopened, this may lead to reopening the Hindenberg incident

Is it an inflatable doll? If so, check *****'s closet. Santa may have brought it...

call me when we finally get to see those other lips

As Bill Hicks pointed out: Kennedy? ********. King? ********. Gandhi? ********. Reagan? Wounded.

Duh, LoL. It has been scientifically proven. I saw it on the internet, but, for some reason, i can't find the link right now. I will get back to you on this..... [slams door and runs]

he had been masturbating for ten years? That is one hell of a ******* dick syndrome

Plead with Petra for FreeOnes to create one. 500 points would be a fair price for a 2012 FreeOnes calendar. Models in various poses in FreeOnes attire.

News of his death are highly exaggerated.

One of the few actors whose name carries credibility. I will usually watch anything he is in. Will be interesting to see what is next for him.

This morning, I would love to be having Jessika Alaura for breakfast

"I was ******." Fucking douchebag.

I hear ya, Jane. I like snow, but for about 2 days, then it is time for temps to be back in the 60s, at a minimum.

What the second camel in the caravan sees

Letterman is king. I am still amazed Jimmy Fallon is still in the industry. Maybe he is funny behind the scenes but I have always found him simply not funny. Friends of mine like him, but I don't get him at all.

TNG, Picard, Doc Crusher

I guess that Sirius/XM stock does quite have the power it did a decade ago.

It is a cool idea for an event. May turn into an annual thing. You know Duke will be in next year's, if ESPN has any say.

Detroit has a great music history. Why not Bob Seger? Ted Nugent? A Motown showcase? Oh yeah, Nickelback has an album coming out and the record company is paying the league big bucks to have Nickelback perform and promote their album. Another example of how the NFL is only after money...

The IPO for Vette Productions should be insane. This stable is more impressive than Bob Baffert's

I bet it would have been applauded 13 years ago if the Penn State coaching staff did this. Between Sasha and the staff, only one was a threat to ********.

Kristy McNichol

he is going to suffer lumbar discomfort if he sits in the position for an extended period of time

Look, ma, no hands....fuck!

how did he go blind? Do she jerk off in his face and cover his eyes?