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Ahh yes, but to save time, by not, beating around the bush.... Does the dog lick it's own ass to either, get the taste of dog chow out of it's mouth, or to clean it.... That's the true question to be had! Answer for the balls..... The dog licks them in front of you to mock all humans, simply...

OMG, nearly lost it on that post

actually no clue to who she is, did a google search for sexy pika, and there she popped up, so that's where she came from... i'll do some R/D and find a name shortly

righteous ****, amazing movie...

Smells like a setup, but you could possibly reverse the trap... So your wife and the ex-******-in-law have no ***** connection either huh... how's their relationship (ie, Speak to each other, Like each other, ect, ect) basically send me a situation report on how those two interact, then I'll...

do doubt, going lately for funny posts

Nice find, it's a nipple.... good job

Bah this guy don't have a chip and I'm in the US Army... doubt I'll ever get one:rolleyes:

No kidding, to quote tropic thunder, "You never win the Oscar going full retard. Don't believe me ask Sean Penn."

I'd take the Pounds, amazing what a bear market can do.... pretty soon I could buy a small city with that... yeah, I'd go money

Funny theroy, I've been on the friends ladder before, it's not hard to jump off, then jump on another one.... easy as putting another girl between you (aka lower ranked girl - aka super bitch), that'll either do 1 of 2 things... A) Get her to go damn, I've lost my potential sex toy B) Oh well...

That means this.... A) She or you haven't read this puppy! - Meaning if she talks that way now, imagine in the sack.... omg you need this one! B) She want's you to hit it as well, just make sure to do it "joe dirt style" and do what we say, "Hit it, then acquit it" (look at A)

No doubt, great call

Hence the douchebag picture, got to go with a classic for that

So what if you were a Metallica fan that left after the whole Napster thing.... does that make me a Mule?

Wow, forgot that story... but a good one... For Brett Farve, bet you see him wearing a #4 with a different team... maybe Arena Football?

The point of this post is simple, I got it.... Book of Revelation 14:9 And another angel, a third, followed them, saying with a great voice, If any man worshippeth the ***** and his image, and receiveth a mark on his forehead, or upon his hand, 14:10 he also shall ***** of the **** of the...

Simplex, love the douche bag thread... notice what I put up there.... let the games begin http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=2948974&posted=1#post2948974

BB, read this thread, it could go somewhere... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=2948974&posted=1#post2948974 I think it has potential don't you?

Ahh yes they do, notice these popped collars below.... http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w182/Jerome-143/Pinkshirt.jpg Also looks like these people can cause infection too

Great welcome to the community of space junk, now they have a capability to launch stuff into orbits.... what's next, a thermonuclear weapon, with a rocket that has the capacity of reaching orbit... sounds like text book, negative speak, play out of our own playbooks... this is a good/bad thing...

I'm in the army, block ******** sometimes is a luxury... I ***** whenever I can get it.

sorry about the loss, trust me same deal with the Army. Never been to yuma, but from your report, doubt I'll ever go there. Except maybe to go have fun with big weapons... How'd your helo shoot go?

Looks like fun, might have to call the wife about this...

Agreed... anyways who would want to see *** and *** going at it anyways... bad thought... :throwup:

Agree to disagree: Here's my :2 cents:. If a penis tears vaginal walls, then imagine a baby going throught that. Now the eyes are a very easy place to recieve HIV, just like wounds, and genitalia. Put ***** + trasmission site = increase in transmission rate. I'm not 100% sure, but I think...

Did this once, in a far away state called Indiana. She was easy, fell for the bad boy type, and really didn't know how to act around people who want a piece, but didn't act on it. The full jist: We became friends, and bs'd a lot. Not a big deal, then when she was going through the phase of I'm...

Yes, looks like a nun, but is it... we need a thread with a poll. Also, those nigerian scams happen to be the funniest thing since, well DrMotorCity's posts.

Gunslingingbird, that happened to be one of the better chain mails. I remember it with some other details, but great post. I typically get these Nigerian ones now... ahh i miss the old days of decent spam. Now i get e-mails about 1 girl 11 horses (roald must have gotten the e-mail on the...

You know how horses and donkeys interbreed to form mules? Also, those mules are sterile, and can't reproduce... I bet the same happened back in the day... And for the Neanderthals, who knows... maybe the climate shifted to our favor, and we won... glad we did because we now got this...

Riddle me this.... So if 2 Zombies shacked up, both having this super-HIV virus, would the *** be a super-Zombie?

Simple, played video games as a *** (computer style), and traveled a lot with my rig. Had this "***** red" case on order, that came out pussy pink... hence a pokemon name was slapped on my back, so I've ran with it since. Hence Pikachar.

Agreed good Doctor, but did the man to whom you refer predict this? This could be just a start.... what's next, hot is cold, cats are dogs, people turn to zombies, that get destroyed by robots?

Well now, let's dig a little deeper into this dilemma shall we? Your name is BlueBalls, I'd think you'd know the color, and maybe the mild discomfort of the color.... and it's discomforting that this color is changing... So where is the real truth at? Did FreeOne's board get sick, making...

Not a problem BB, :thumbsup: see you on the boards bro!

I have not seen this mystical poll that you speak of.:confused: But if LeChuck, would be a descendant of Chuck Norris, then maybe, just maybe Cthulhu should squirm away.

Oh I bet it shall, right up to the day that person leaves office. Then it'll fly right out of the press boxes, and right into the garbage, with a non-public hearing and a court fine. To be honest, who really is going to get slammed for this, It might actually help her out by increasing the...

Agreed, no telling what we could do, like make HIV airborne (yes by changing the RNA of the virus so it replicates a different protein coating)... Scary thought isn't it? Not only that think about how our immune system works, could the "tweaked bug" cause less of an immune response, or can it...

And in deed it did count... oh and look, one extra post from myself as well. :thumbsup: Not like the promotion of this thread. My :2 cents: you get at least a 4 star thread.

Props, to one of the best Threads on Freeones! Best Thread Award nominee in my opinion, good work!

Shall I post a First !!!1! And agreed with above post, the inter net is getting worse.

Love the humor, keep it up... :thumbsup:

Ahh you rogue, beat me in my own game.... What we really don't know was how hard was it? Also, why be secretive about handling the most impressive bust of Egypt? I say add one more post, for spam :thumbsup:

Once you read these, you'll never go back... Top 2 I found Calling the cops, what not to do Soup can, not the best... but a WTF Post more I want to see how bad this can get.:eek:

See ugliness comes from some mathematical formula.... It has an X, and a Y, uses some square root, and a Standard deviation within a certain data table of ***** and sober chicks with a factor of pi, and e the natural number.... Forgot how it goes but on a scale of 1-10, i got a 15.4, every...

Hey Internet timed out i guess, and it double posted.... Thought of another chicken one.... how about a pilsner? Any takers?

Hmm, the **** dilemma, see depends on what you want to do, I've used bud/miller/corona/ect/ect on damn near everything.... Corona for seafood, with a shot of ******* always works wonder, especially with lime and salt Steaks, depends on what you are doing... marinade or on the grill pouring...

Let's get down to the nitty gritty, shall we! First off, Does she know a Jack Daniels, and secondly are they related? With more follow on questions of: Will you need more bang for the bucks? What are your current plans for spreading the stimulus around?? Also, last but not least... What party...

Used a little tom-foolery to bamboozle Nefertiti's Bust... Sound perfect for a freeone's story! Indeed it is :eek:

No doubt, more Farve drama Yup, and this just in.... Amazing how a boxcar can jump tracks, This is going to be a good thread, I can tell :jester: