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All i got to say is i changed my sig/avvy just to "fly under the radar" if you haven't noticed BTW Make my slot Department of homeland security... Puff scared the **** out of me when I was young... so I want revenge

... but I'd need her grandfather watching as well, and maybe R. Kelly, also don't forget the Stay-Puff Marshmallow man too... Then afterward R. Kelly could sing the I wanna **** on You Remix.... While the marshmallow man and myself talk about weenie Roasts.... all whilst a whore is ******** out...

:rofl: spoken by a 'fins fan..... :rofl:

BB, got any cabinet positions open, i want something snazzy, like FBI/CIA - Homeland Security.... Anything except Defense, or State... I need a change in career.

You asking me to take vitals again there DOC? I swear I'm going to charge you once i get off this military contract.... ::grumbles off, grabs aid bag::

I know, 8 years of bashing President Bush, and now it's well he's under 50 days in office give him a break... or something to the effects of below, posted by bodie , "Of course there will be. And some of it will undoubtedly be legitimate. Unfortunately a lot of that will get lost amid the...

Didn't mean to minimize his gross ***** of power, just didn't want to stick on McCarthy so much.... And yes, I still think he did the worst anyone could ever do Prof V... I wouldn't even defend him one bit.... Agreed, but here's my argument in a nut shell.... Post McCarthy, politics has gone...

I'm a GOP defender, it's my favorite party, don't know why but it is. McCarthy, as much of an ass he was, he was only following the times, and I won't go into the degrees of McCarthyism... but you can put some generalizations on the fear factors of the past few presidents.... Fear Factors, by...

Welcome to the board, Mr. President!

Wow didn't catch this juicy tid-bit first time around.... :ban:

Chef, thank god you don't have to know or use math as a President.... :hatsoff:

Ha, pink.... I like pink things, especially big wet pink things....

Also don't forget about the late 1700's (American revolution era). Weather was key (one of many... trust me i know there are 64 other metrics too) for us winning that war, mainly due to cold. Delaware River was eerily covered with ice and snow. So I buy the mini-ice ages.... I mean look at the...

You know what, fuck it... I say let the cops execute people on the damn streets. I know you haven't seen the ****, but I sure have, makes people follow the laws by compliance. Nothing better than biscuits and (oh **** bob jaywalked again.... *bam* .45 ACP to the head...) brains all over my...

This just in.... Aliens ****** As Sean Connery would put it, on ********* Jeopardy, "Your sitting on a gold mine Trebek. The only thing I regret is not inventing the penis mightier myself."

Especially if you lump this in with Resident Evil's virus, watching this huge ass cat come back to life.... Well let's lump this with 21 Dec 2012 Aztec scare of Apocalypse, The book of Revelations, and The Day after Tomorrow.... should be one hell of a dooms day, can't wait to see it! EDIT...

well search for that off Google, I stopped finding videos years ago, but there are video sites out there....

wow, best thread i read so far... i'd love to nominate this as thread of the week

HAHAHA, no let's not conscript everyone just yet.... :thumbsup:

This happens from time to time, It's a big ass sky, and I do believe that it'll be someone like "Joe-the-Plumber" type who will find this rock of death.... Somehow I believe that Chuck Norris won't be any help, but I do think that this "global warming" causing more pollution/****-in-the-air...

dunno, i play with my man nipples when i get out of the shower from time to time... i kinda like them too... But here's my female vote, Angel Lynn Boris Male vote. Myself... I'm playing with them now, and i can cut glass with these guys.

Bullshit, real women carry the .50 Desert Eagle (That provides Charles Bronson like vigilance).... And maybe a P90 / 5-7 combo, but you got to know people to get the combo.... I'll stick to my MP7A1. Small, compact, lethal as hell. And maybe a 870 Remington, short barrel, 4+1, no *****, with...

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/thumb-l/78/86/22418678.jpg Now give me a flying pig

I know in 2000 to 2002 she did a shoot for playboy, can't remeber the monty/year but i got it narrowed to that

Yeah weird what **** we got running in our veins now of days isn't it? I can't even donate ***** anymore because of my overseas deployments. Let alone what anti-bodies I already have now of days (Hep A, Hep B, Anthrax, Smallpox). God that's a lot of needles:helpme:

Zombies, or zombie making virus like on Resident Evil... That would seriously freak me the fuck out, having to **** dead people

New Orleans.... what do you mean Breese will actually do something spectacular, and make the playoffs.... riight And for AFC, i really don't care to watch them, I'm a damn bears fan *******... Oh and I **** Indy, with a passion... but I **** the patriots even more... so I don't even bother...

Forgot the best division... NFC North

oops , my bad... insert Falcons (wrong bird type there) there, had a brain fart... my bad there...

Re: Does 'unnecessary use of *****' exist? Torrie puts out valid info... Also, I'd add something like this for my view... "use of *****" should be like the DoD "rules of engagement" I'm talking about, you have reasonable intelligence that someone is a no **** bad guy, yeah no doubt, take him...

I use the browser firefox, and i always select open in new tab... so no biggie to me

Still are today, I mean hell they were a stale mate vs Iraq back in the Iraq-Iran War... need any more proof?

seen the trailers, didn't get a copy of the demo, but will buy the game.... and like true style of mine, i'll find the black boxes and skulls first.... and get pissed off for 3 weeks, then come back for online multi-play (if it has it)

Totally not what i was thinking about when i clicked this thread.... but what the hell I'd take home the Gold Medal in floor exercise, guaranteed :thumbsup: Try searching around Google for it... it might pop some answers up for you

grats on 1k rep, SD from the Little Yellow Ball of Fur :thumbsup:

Wow, rejecting a kiss from the girl friend... amazing. Well if she leaves you at least now you know why... Remember these two things, it's helped me... #1) You never know when **** is going to happen so enjoy and cherish the time you have #2) Don't ever reject love, because it will reject you...

Ahh reminds me of a movie I once watched... "Time for a cock-meat sandwich" - Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay

Agree, and this thread makes another great point... double standards... :helpme:

Well here comes a shocker.... NFC picks Cowboys Bears Vikings Seahawks Cards Giants AFC, who cares.... don't care to see any of them even play For playoffs i'll even be bold and tell you the games Wildcard #6 Bears (10-6) at #3 Giants (10-6)-> Bears knock off #3 seed by 12 points #5 Cowboys...

Wow you two stole my thunder.... :bowdown:

"you need a safe word, and it shouldn't be more" Funnier everytime i read this....

Forget the 6.5mm Grendel... you need to pack some **** power in a tiny space... use one of my highly rated 4.6x30mm projectiles.. I present the HK MP7A1 :helpme: Subs never looked so sexy before in my life.... :glugglug:

omg, best commercial ever.... "if you don't want that cock, you mind if i have it, you can never get enough"

My god, are we long lost brothers or something? Great post bro! :thumbsup: Here's my :2 cents: If you act the part, then you become the part.... lifestyle is 50% of being the slut, the other 50% involves lying on your back 24/7 with as much cock as you can handle. Just because you have one...

Well I thought there were 3 exact reasons why they died off Climate change, **** effect of humans, and Disease Still like the mix of all 3 reasons

That's one of the best I'd say... I bet we could make a top ten of this if you so wish...

welcome to FO, think you'll fit right in!

Hmm, pikachar has a clue... and he has something to say... It's amazing how cheap self defense is now of days... go get your dog trained on biting the junk, and then go pick up these fancy gadgets... Mace / Tabasco Sauce + Canned air Tazer, minimum wattage to **** themselves 3-25 times in a...

Well let pikachar go into the deep end.... Buy her a vibrator, sure to end that stress like no other, and every time she uses it... she might just scream you name.... win/win if you ask me. :thumbsup: That or go buy her a Fifth of Jack Daniels... most of the stressed chicks I know love that...

Well let pikachar go into the deep end.... Buy her a vibrator, sure to end that stress like no other, and every time she uses it... she might just scream you name.... win/win if you ask me. :thumbsup: That or go buy her a Fifth of Jack Daniels... most of the stressed chicks I know love that...