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    Chihuahua In Chief: Tiny Pooch Joins Police

    Send him in alone against the Yakuza! At least she'll be taller than most of the Japanese policemen
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    New 'dog only' **** hits shelves

    Would be funnier if it was alcoholic, imagine having to carry your dog home from the pub :1orglaugh
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    Reunited: The rabbit **** worker and the Jewish slave labourer whose life he saved

    Good to see they got the chance to meet up again under very different circumstances :glugglug:
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    Sonja from Public Place Pussy

    Anyone have any more vids or aliases as this is the only scene I can find. Thanks. http://galleries.payserve.com/1/30756/35902/images/9.jpg http://galleries.payserve.com/1/30756/35902/images/1.jpg http://galleries.payserve.com/1/30756/35902/index.html...
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    The Columbine connection? Twin in Denver suicide pact's strange bond with survivor

    Can't believe it's been 11 years already
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    ID Ebony

    Says Kara Kane at the top but don't think that's right :dunno: http://easygals.apcgalleries.com/hoodhunter/karakane/karakane_vid_05/
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    First American in Europe was native woman taken by Vikings and hauled back to Iceland

    I wonder how she was received by the people back in Iceland
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    2 men jailed for 1980 shooting that left policeman paralysed rearrested after he dies

    Dunno if this would happen here in the UK as you can only get charged for one thing or the other, double jeapordy or something
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    Chicago television anchors in paper-throwing tantrum as they miss a bridge explosion

    Why eat paper? Wasn't much of an explosion anyway.
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    Company digging mine in Afghanistan unearths 2,600-year-old Buddhist monastery

    Hopefully the Taliban won't destroy these ones as well. Karma really fucked them over the last time they done it
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    Man arrested after girl found bound and ****** in basement: Her ****** still missing

    There's more to this than meets the eye, that one guy couldn't have possibly ********* all 4 people alone :dunno: Let's hope the other 3 are found alive.
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    Gay vultures split up by *** to make babies

    They fared much better than Ernst Rohm :ak47:
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    Man ****** to eat own beard after lawnmower argument

    The guy looks like a proper stereotype of an obese southern redneck
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    Man on **** rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed ******, burnt **** and severed penis

    Now we know what George Bush was on :rolleyes:
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    American Soldiers on CCTV 'trying to burgle medical ********* dispensary'

    Seems like they're letting anyone into the army nowadays :facepalm: Just send them to Afghanistan already and they'll be able to get all the ***** they could ever want
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    Buy a truck, get a free AK-47

    Why not just mount a machine *** onto the top of the truck :dunno:
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    US accused of illegally spying on hundreds of people in 5 Scandinavian countries

    Wonder what prompted this sudden resilience :dunno:
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    Archaeologists discover second sphinx-lined road in Luxor dating back to 4th century

    Another fascinating find and pretty well preserved too
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    Parents whose *** was ****** when car hit his bicycle are sued by the jailed driver

    No doubt some ***** sucking lawyer put the idea into his head
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    40 dead as 28-storey Shanghai apartment block is engulfed in flames

    China really needs to improve its safety procedures, there are far too many incidents like this :facepalm:
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    Android Steals The Show In Japanese Play

    I see this becoming a Japanese sex doll in the not too distant future
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    US Restaurant criticised for offering free food to customers weighing over 350 pounds

    The Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatline Fries sound tasty :tongue:
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    Lottery ticket bought in porn shop wins group $129 million

    Probably the first time someone's left a porn shop with more money than they went in with http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8131356/Lottery-ticket-bought-in-porn-shop-wins-group-129-million.html
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    Norwegian nurse deemed too sexy to be a police officer

    I think a lot of people would turn to crime in the hope of getting arrested by her :tongue:
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    Blind girl buys a guide ***** because her strict Muslim parents consider dogs unclean

    Let's hope she never travels to Alabama http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=455097
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    China's Asian Games open with dazzling waterfront spectacular

    London 2012 :facepalm:
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    Pagans are on the march - but are they harmless eccentrics or a dangerous cult?

    Never knew Luscious Lopez was a pagan (pic 1) :tongue:
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    Hugh Hefner launches Willy Wonka-style giveaway of tickets to Playboy Mansion

    Imagine winning a ticket and when you turn up there are no women there, not a single one :******:
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    Jenna Jameson reveals she quit porn to give her twin boys a chance of a 'normal' life

    Good luck to her and she's of a good age to go into anything else
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    Dreaming of her Baywatch days? Erika Eleniak is no longer a fresh-faced beauty

    That takes me back :) Only 41 :facepalm:
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    The mosque at the top of the world: North America's most northern minaret opens

    Reminds me of when Saddam took over Canada in South Park. Lucky Bush isn't still in charge in the White House, he would have bombed Canada as part of his War On ******' in light of this :1orglaugh
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    First Sikh to become U.S. army soldier for nearly three decades

    Great to see but I fear him being targetted as a muslim fanatic by some ignoramus, he'd better watch over his soldier http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Roque
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    300ft power station chimney in Springfield Ohio is demolished and falls the WRONG way

    I haven't picked on Ohio in a while :1orglaugh I'm pretty sure this isn't the Springfield that the Simpsons are supposed to live in but this incident does seem to fit the profile
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    Rare original 'Apple-1' computer sold by Steve Jobs goes on sale for £150,000

    Each to their own I guess if you've got the money to burn :dunno: ps I didn't know one of the ABBA guys was co-founder of Apple :surprise:
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    5 police officers on trial for 'shooting New Orleans looter and burning his body'....

    ...in **** of Hurricane Katrina
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    ****** lost at sea in 13ft boat for six days rescued hundreds of miles from land

    Good effort by the rescue crews :clap:
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    Mystery After Missile Fired Off California

    Someone is going to get waterboarded for this
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    Italian footballer Roberto Baggio honored with peace award for Burma democracy effort

    One of Footballs good guys, and we have guys like Wayne Rooney for our **** to look up to :facepalm:
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    'Rarest' Superman and Batman covers set to go on sale for £1 million ($1.4 million)

    I don't see the point of selling them at the age of 88. He should've cashed in earlier or kept them till death unless he has other plans for the money :dunno:
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    One Almighty statue: Poles build 167ft Jesus Christ to rival Rio's

    I don't see the point of this, the statute doesn't look very good (cheap) and the place it is looks isolated and depressing. What were they thinking :facepalm:
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    Outrageous trick play by middle school quarterback earns stunning touchdown

    Little bastard :1orglaugh
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    Harford robbers steal more than 100 'Call of Duty: Black Ops' video games

    So these violent games do lead to increased *** ********, who knew :1orglaugh
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    Missing Spitfire ace shot down after D-Day is found in a Normandy estuary

    At least now the mystery is solved and he can get a proper burial
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    Lucky cat survives being shot three times and hanged

    Some real sick fuckers out there. How can anyone harm a cat :dunno:
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    Scum who ******** three students in execution-style gang ******* sentenced to prison

    Three innocent '****' coldly executed because of a gang initiation ceremony, makes you wonder what inhumane scum there is out there. I hope Jovel lives a very very long life. More Here http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/11/melvin_jovel_convicted_gunman.html
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    Alabama man arrested for sexually ******* miniature *****

    Who knows what he done with that fish he is pictured with :facepalm:
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    NFL fan gives boyfriend a lap-dance in front of stunned crowd

    I heard it was the most exciting moment of the game
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    'Slaughter porn' ****** calendar slammed by ****

    The face looks glamourous whilst the body is covered in *****, it just doesn't fit well for me
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