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"Nobody move! I've got a penis, and I know how to use it!"

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Could go with the classic "Oooops, I crapped my pants!"

I think they are too busy rearranging furniture and making room to respond!

Ida Maria - I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked

Thanks for the rep, and you're welcome!

Thanks for the (multitude of) rep! :glugglug:

Thanks for the rep, and the compliment!

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Blue Streak

John Legend - Slow Dance

Anger Management

:thumbsup: I was so sad it was cancelled :( But at least Serenity was a nice send-off/conclusion!

Cranberry Peach juice.

I enjoyed Lost for the most part, but it tried my patience occasionally. Castle, Fringe, and Dexter are my favorite shows on TV currently. Nathan Fillion kicks ass and Michael C. Hall was perfectly cast.

I call BS. I see top hats, but where are the canes?!

I thought Gonzo was something else, like the actors in the scene interacted with the camera/cameraman. I can't stand videos where the girl (even though she has a smile on her face) is getting rammed so hard that permanent damage is imminent. I cringe when I see violent hardcore porn. I...

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Just ****.

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Understood. Yeah, I wrestled during middle school, but I wasn't any good so I switched to rowing during high school.

Holy ****. I generally chalk "wrestling" up to being fake...but getting a real chair thrown from the stands into the ring would still fucking hurt! I liked how the announcer was screaming:

I don't think there was enough cum for that to be Sabrina ;)

I prefer slightly smaller breasts that I can grip nicely with my hands.

Here's my kind of winning (http://twitter.com/#!/autumnrileyxo/status/46732472876150784). I agree, whenever Stewart and O'Reilly go at it, Stewart always seems to be the sane and reasonable one who presents points, and backs them up with proof/reasoning. O'Reilly seems to stick to a topic he's...

That they do, especially with so much emphasis on HD streaming lately. But yeah, I really like Netflix's streaming...especially since they are always adding stuff. Just wish their entire catalog was online so I wouldn't need to order any DVDs at all!

I found that weird. Surprised no one asked if it was a first ******, second ******, etc... I have before to a few friends. I felt guilty about some of them, and not guilty about others. :dunno:

That teaser ****** 5 minutes of my life...because it's 44 seconds long and kept stopping every couple of seconds to buffer. I **** how multiplayer in most games is just a ****** venture since most of the console population is playing Call of Duty or Halo... For example, I've had issues playing...

Ah...I'd probably still say no, but I'd actually give it serious thought. I'm not a neat freak, but I need things to be a certain way, and I have a hard enough time dealing when good friends stay over.

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I guess I'm fuzzy on what "host" means. Is this like hosting a foreign exchange student where they come and stay with you but go about their own things, or is this like hosting an orgy where the pornstar is bringing a filming crew and additional talent to film at my home?

She is very average. Definitely wouldn't be the first person I noticed in a crowd. Only thing people see is her status, and even that's second-hand.

I like a bigger target when I have to ***, and I aim for minimal splash-back...that **** can be deadly!

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:dito: I care what my ******/friends think about me, as well as women I'm interested in...but the rest can get bent.

Looking for any/all women wearing shirts that have buttons or other fasteners (other than Polo Shirts). This can be men's/women's dress shirts, blouses, scoop neck tops, sweaters, vests, or dresses with buttons down the front. Buttons can be any length (full length or something less)...

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Cheaper than vaginoplasty I guess...

Re: Collection of funny GIFs Where do you find all of these crazy ass gifs... www.unexplainablegifs.com?!

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R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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Major League

Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World

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The Devil's Own

Which pro guitar did you end up going with? I have the YouRock guitar, and I find it works really well with RB3 pro mode. Been playing CivV and Total War: Shogun 2 as of late, filling in with pro-drums on RB3 when nothing else strikes my mood. Recently played the Gears of War 3 beta...it was...

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