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give it to ***!

does it say orca on the license plate?

wonder if they'd turn on the lights and siren for me too?

must be prone to spontaneous combustion

sometimes a few choice words of wisdom can prevent crime. unless of course, you're into anal sex. in that case, warnings may have the opposite effect

sometimes they are spot on.

the drive thru is still open!

had this been a real emergency, well, you'd be pretty much fucked

its the reverse of evolution of the human

here comes peter cottontail...hopping down the bu.....oh ****! car!

just, not yours

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still not dirty enough

he's getting to old to play spidey, as evidenced in this rare unseen footage shot during the making of "Spiderman 22, Spidey vs Chupacabra" yep this is a link, if you click on it a magical new window opens! science is fucking amazing!

and this video shows why. here we see an ottoman getting a very generous gangbang from these gentlemen but still it just lays there. we see the ottoman's lack of enthusiam during sex is most likely the cause of non-procreation among ottomans and the dying off. hat's off to these young men for...

have any of you had a chance to ride on one of these things? they look like fun! actually i dont think the dtv shredder is completely out yet but its a canadian product so maybe one of you great white north guys have seen/rode it? the scarpar looks like it may be a bit more flexible to the...

best buffet ever! it's also:

and you manage to hit one of 'em.

now available with plug-n-play

your owners will probably ignore this sign, please pay attention for them

not always wanted

smell it! ok, its kind of a take off of a pic i put in the motivational thread

discover evolution

but from where i come from, blondes have more fun. (rod stewarts words not mine) yeah but they're still not the brightest.....

wait what was i doing?

or is it horton hears a toke?

when your this awesome of a baby they make clones of you

especially the one holding the sign

following johnny's raptor vid i found the tightest pair of pants i've ever seen. it gets kind of old after the 78th viewing tho. http://www.hotironvideos.com/video/2659/Really-An-Ass-Tight-Pants

there's only one princess leia and .... and.... oh fuck it, she'll do

you dirty princess whore, you.

when just two boobs won't do

the little kitty the could

ok, maybe not so mmmmmm after all

where's doc when you need him?

gravity.....its the law!

really loves mario

really loves pac man

yes, yes it does

probably not what fogerty was thinking of

now available in china

that you're being watched?

ever get the feeling that you are just a small spec in the universe?

im a woman's man, no time to talk

the power of diamonds....

i think i'll pass

its great with cheese

they all think alike

they keep getting smaller and smaller

unless your parents are complete assholes and you dont have to have worry about it being hereditary.....like these parents for example