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drunky.

and get seduced.

i hope you die.

i dont think its for our petra. no one said jingle bells, chutulu smells. oh wait.. the tablet. thats pretty nifty.

i want more tamagotchis. i have a few, mostly generic ones. pogs were fun. id love to play that again. tickle me elmo was a douchebag. i still like pokemon, and play the card game still. yeah, so what. i played nes all day yesterday. and furbys are strange. whats in this year? no...

i think pregnant women are generally very attractive. however, if you search around for preggo porn, you're to be quickly disappointed. there's nothing hot out there. trust me, ive looked.

go fuck zeself? no.. that doesnt quite work..

there's sending me one of those big giant checks to give to them on their account. i plan on keeping it and using it to try and buy groceries at the store. oh, and to slide around on.

what, no uranus jokes? colour me disappointed.

2014? where the fuck do you live, man?

:rofl2:

yeah. you'd be surprised that its a very decent market. even compared to the ones in l.a. whats awesome is im on friendly terms with one of the guys at the fish counter, so i can trust him to tell me whats up. he'll tell me straight up if nothing is good that day. and he calls me boss. i...

oh gee. that dude was such a little crybaby. good riddance.

thats the cruel irony, no?

reality tv yes. new video games? nah... but i would ***** nintendo to pull their heads out of their asses. why the fuck cant i play alice madness returns? its bullshit i tell you!

i got all my dinner stuff earlier today. unfortunately, i found a ton of yummies along the way. i think ill spend the day prepping everything on christmas eve and cook it all on christmas. but .. what to have on christmas eve? i heard its a big pizza delivery day. im not getting pizza (not...

i bought 5 points of not fried noddles. omg. and some miso paste when i feel like going japan between chinese. and a ton of tofu. im set.

depression.

neither. some stupid **** on my fake phone that i bum wifi on.

feed the troll guys. keep feeding them trolls.

hmph.

the hard ones like ramen instant noodles? usually fried. ima look in a couple hours.

so depressing! you gotta keep the fun in there somewhere. hows christmas at your place? a big thing? a happy thing? at least we can look forward to spring. you gonna give another go in the garden? im ok. busy too so i can relate. not enough hours in a day for sure.

i still cant get over how little and cute she is. nom.

ava devine is one crazy girl. she's part chinese i just found out. wtf!

what bugs me is that they bundle chrome with like every downloadable software. they hit your over the head with that browser like there's no tomorrow. its smart marketing and its working. i still refuse it.

a new low.

mm questionable teens... wait.

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i was surprised to find out that people often do prime rib for christmas. i had never heard if it until 2 years ago. i recently finally tried prime rib out. tender as any meat ive ever tasted but a little lacking in flavour. i prefer my ribeyes kissed with the grill instead. in a similar...

stupid 2013 baseball. ive been hooked for days. other than that, final fantasy adventure and golf (gameboy)

i might pick a couple up. 2 will be enough. they might help with the garden next year. or destroy it. not sure.

im going tomorrow actually. the problem with fresh noddles is that they dont keep very long. those are the only ones not fried. i am picking up some noodles for our christmas dinner. we are doing chinese. nom nom nom.

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i love ramen for breakfast. im not sure what that comes in at. i need to find proper noodles though. packaged ramen noodles are fried and really fattening. and that packet? all crap. never been an eggs for breakfast person and i never cared for bacon. i've also gone veggie. i did enjoy...

oh get a room and make out. dorks.

it was a camera out of someones cock. there. that fixed the lack of porn in this thread.

skip the cake and get *****. repeat. happy christmas.

fuck you, xfire. this thread made me crave those burritos and hot sauces i was talking about. also.. back in my grill cook days, we used to pour tabasco on the flat top and make everyone cough like hell from the fumes. hilarious ****. try it.

most of the gifts i got my girl are used or secondhand. who gives a ****. if its cool, its cool. a lot of cool **** you cant get new anyway. antiques, old games, collectibles. i got my *** a bitching brand new monitor for the PC i fixed for her. thrift store. looks new. it works...

fagbook drama. you're both doomed.

and a joke poster.

Re: Naughty Allie she was fun. ask chica whats up. she knows allie.

HUGE difference. i get fresh eggs occasionally from someone with chickens. been thinking of raising hens again. i just bought them 2 chicks a few weeks ago. thought about getting me 2 as well. totally worth it.

i know. wtf. sausage skin dress or what?

you cheated.

where have you been, young lady!

im not entering either. too bad about jinxy though. shes one of my fav OCSMs for sure.

look at her. bite size, that one is.

what, **********?