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it has caffeine. not much, but it does.

it has caffeine. not much, but it does.

this would make a severe punishment...

forrest gump

grrr!! 433!

not me! i like em with black hair. of course, ill take what i can get ;)

funny how the top 3 share a similar look. give or take a bit, but still. good stuff, roaldy. its so very interesting how it goes.

**** on it. i got 4 HDs next to me that took a ****.

trust me, ive been bad already. i even told the girl at taco bell ive been misbehaving and not to bring me my burrito.

he won AGAIN!?! im jumping off a roof.

i think you're a dumb piece of ****. happy?

math is a little gay. squared.

you kidding? i drove through the taco bell drive through the other day just to get off.

id fap if someone played princess daisy.

dare i ask what game this is? and whos the computer nerd who picked DOS? in other news, im so happy! my bran new group of RPG and D&D virgins is hooked and hooked back. they couldnt wait for the second game and im running part 2 friday. and guess what. its.........ravenloft!!! YES...

yeah, you obviously havent seen my ******..

i know... im overdue too. soon as i dont sound like a frog, shes on it.

tits.

she got contacts.

i tried to get a bj last night. no dice. im sick and she said she gets sick every time she does it when im sick. fucking lame. i was gonna say so what, but im not that mean. when i do get one, its gonna be great.

same. i sound really funny. its just in my throat. im blaming gsb. he said he washed.

god for sure. maybe other life. maybe.

count me in. i have nothing better to do. you make me so hot. so hot you make me double post, even though i walked away.

count me in. i have nothing better to do. you make me so hot.

more importantly... who was baby new years this year?

Re: How did you spend your NYE? mmmmmm.. dumplings too?! what a mix. i like to slice matchsticks of ginger really thin in my dipping soy sauce with those. nom nom nom. i could **** me some dim sum. unfortunately for me, i have to make them myself. im not up early enough to get them at a...

using the latest technology, we were able to create an accurate image of what the ***'s gonna look like: hmph. i expected worse.

Re: How did you spend your NYE? .....that sounds amazing.. proper fish and chips, titties, and the new BSG?! sign me up.

sorry, i had to ****!

Re: 1 asian star and 100 bottles of semen (pics) haha yep i seen that one. did you know that was the second attempt? ashley blue burnt the first one and Dominique Swift ate it. i showed that one to my girl years ago. she found it revolting yet she couldnt stop watching...

if anyone knows whats on my ass, its you, babycakes.

yay! happy new year, sab! miss and i miss you! see you soon i hope! dinner's on us next time! :yummie:

Re: 1 asian star and 100 bottles of semen (pics) doubt she'll consume it. im guessing a bath or a nice shampoo. or even cook with it. im definitely waiting for this one.

Re: 1 asian star and 100 bottles of semen (pics) if i coulda i woulda.

Re: 1 asian star and 100 bottles of semen (pics) :busted:

really? how awful. its a mixture of supply and demand and addiction in the works.

750

your ***.

cigarettes, pot, crack, or meth? *fap*

in the word of trolling, your attempts are weak and lame. go get more practice (elsewhere) and come back with decent material.

i had a really really bad flu when i was a wee sprout. my *** decided to cook up some of this horried new orville redenbacher flavoured popcorn ****. i was in bed dying and the whole house stunk of garlicy buttered herb popcorn ****. im pretty sure i ***** just from the smell. to this day...

Re: 1 asian star and 100 bottles of semen (pics) like i said, super hot.

post here. http://board.freeones.com/forumdisplay.php?12-Watch-that-Video

what, eminem?

my girl.

*fap*

i had a ***** i was larping. god help me if i do it. no... no i shan't! (but it looks kinda fun...) to beat up nerds with swords? oh... the temptation.

that's what i thought too. but there was a clear difference between dog fart and people fart. yuck!