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the penis. theoretical penis, but a penis, nonetheless.

D&D porn... just look up fantasy porn. same ****! also... has anyone actually ran sex in their games while we are on the subject?

music? im pretty surprised at that one. im guessing this isnt a more literal hypothetical. you know, food, water, air.

yeah, and only for our regulars.

finally got my bj and the rest. geez!

where is that girl? pf. i know she'll be around soon though. remember that! regular OCSMs is where its at! ;)

oh, thats stuffs around everywhere. problem is, girls dont know how it is, but once a guy cums, he loses interest in the stuff.

played D&D today...so fun!

i second the restriction of OCSMs as mods. bad idea. very bad idea.

pff. you are a dirty man. and something will fall on you soon.

you just gotta find the right group! our D&D groups always make sure to have some story in it. in the end, its all up the the DM and the players. we roll d20s but you're gonna be loaded with tons of story. in a few minutes, my group should be here. you should see the story ive been writing...

wow. not bad. nice stars btw. where'd you get em? :tongue:

here you go. not bad looking for a dollar i guess. im not into these things in the least, but im gonna use em for part of my game since its set in an unofficial eastern european locale. as you know ravenloft is. sorta.

diarrhea, taco shells, cat litter, fried eggs.

dead ****. great.

my pack i got at the dollar store. i havent opened em, but ill show you when i do. also ...... fuck! i was gonna make a deck of despair.. i guess i have time. they wont make it too far tomorrow..

schindler's list

what the

no he's not. im vegetarian based but do consume some seafood. so, a light pescatarian. and no, i have nothing against meat, i just have no time for exercise and am trying something new to keep healthy.

are you crazy?!

whoever it is will be eaten alive.

they might be *********** you. ever thought of that, hmm have you?

damn. that didnt last long. also.. lets hope my voice returns tomorrow. i got my players entering the woods on their way to the next village to learn about Count Strahd, the zombie migration and why its happening, and getting their fortunes read by a gypsy to revel the secrets to destroy...

batman, smatman. he's a goth ***.

its a rocco flick. intense. theres a part 2 as well.

dont tempt him. he might post a picture of a camel or a penguin. perhaps a pony.

12.

hmm. ill have to think about that one.. id love the opportunity to mail you something i rubbed my dingus all over. again, i mean.

done!

no problem, ma dood! also...................... you giving away free stuff?

careful, your westside-jersey-mtv is showing! :facepalm:

id like to note that im already sick of 2013. that is all.

do you? i brewed **** last year. yummies.

pff, not mine.

michelob makes it. girls dig it.

im still requesting princess daisy. the whore of the mushroom kingdom. *fap*

you still on with that? be grateful. im requesting pink status just to keep away from moderating.

miller light... so awful..

you're probably gonna want to look up Tory Lane and Gianna Michaels. sometimes they fight back.

ar·ma·ture (n): keeper for magnet: a bar of soft iron or steel placed across the poles of a magnet to maintain its strength moving part in electromagnetic device: the moving part in an electromagnetic device, wound with coils that carry a current. protective part: a protective outer covering...

no. he never did it, though she asked him to in the scene. she was improvising and it never actually happened. it was her first scene, an orgy in a film called the fashionistas. pretty popular flick.

no zombie sex he says. please. you know lisa ann will be made a zombie in no time flat for that scene. and thats all im gonna say. im trying to be nice this year.

fresh meat or what?

corona?!!? chihuahua ****. ;) im a guinness lover myself. when i can afford it. sabrina deep and i have put away quite a few of those. nom nom nom. the **** is good too. ;)

paranoia... im looking this game up.