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  1. squallumz

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    i played yellow. red was my first one. i want to play the newer ones. the ones after the first 151. but i do still playing the trading card game. ive been playing it forever. even played in some tournaments.
  2. squallumz

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    everyone's competing to be my personal love slave. there's friction between the competitors.
  3. squallumz

    Ever been ****** here at FreeOnes? If so, what for?

    been spinning the punk-o-rama CDs or what? thats h20 if i ever heard it.
  4. squallumz

    Pornstars with laughable stagenames

    speaking of hemorrhoids, you ready for tonight, big boy? speed bump patrol!
  5. squallumz

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    just because i didnt mention your footsie pajamas? come on now. be a sport.
  6. squallumz

    Julia Ann Joins The World ******* Tour (BREAKING NEWS)

    :rofl2: !!! that made me bust up over here! ha!
  7. squallumz

    Julia Ann Joins The World ******* Tour (BREAKING NEWS)

    right? be a nice place to sneak up on him and dispatch him.
  8. squallumz

    Would you participate in a *******?

    for the record, she really does meet her fans. multiple times even! ;)
  9. squallumz

    dungeons and dragons (D&D) anyone?

    what dice?!
  10. squallumz

    Petition to fuck about with Sam Fisher

    oh gross... i wonder where that stuff is. they they throw it in the trash or pickle it when they cut it off?
  11. squallumz

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    and last week. i simply LOVED that escape hatch you had on the butt EASY ACCESS!!!!!!!!
  12. squallumz

    Petition to fuck about with Sam Fisher

    we get rid of one fuckface and ewe wanna go about bleating the competition? baaa humbug! you're going for some sheep thrills. sheer madness if ewe ask me! have you been a-sheep at the wheel? go back to your ram shackle house and shut the flock up! ps. anders did a sheep trick on you...
  13. squallumz

    Fartsalot's Masterpieces?

    shhh, dont summon that guy!
  14. squallumz

    almost that time of the year! you decided on doing the garden thing yet? my girl got really...

    almost that time of the year! you decided on doing the garden thing yet? my girl got really turned off from our squash bug infestation at the end of last season. the squash were amazing but might have to say pass this year. thinking of doing some of those upside down hanging fuckers i got...
  15. squallumz

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    heheheehehe!
  16. squallumz

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    me too! beautify bluffington! stash your trash!
  17. squallumz

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    you just made a Doug reference.... thats it! one way ticket to finland please!
  18. squallumz

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    if he calls you "bb" when he does it, just ban his ass. ;)
  19. squallumz

    Who do you want to get into porn?

    whatever shuts her up im good for.
  20. squallumz

    Who do you want to get into porn?

    :clap:
  21. squallumz

    Fartsalot's Masterpieces?

    i came.
  22. squallumz

    If you are a Female,which Female Pornstar do you want to have sex with ??

    ive had one before. they are very cat like. adorable and silly. mine used a litter box. the problem is the heat out here. very dangerous as you know.
  23. squallumz

    If you are a Female,which Female Pornstar do you want to have sex with ??

    oh yeah? thats mega points for me. they're my favourite ****** too.
  24. squallumz

    When women refer to themselves as "MILF"s..

    the term has no real meaning anymore. 1) any girl that has a *** could be referred to as a MILF based on technicality alone. i like this one. 2) any performer who seems to be more than 30 seems to be coined a MILF. lets changed ****** to More Mature Female? 3) then there's the random times...
  25. squallumz

    If you are a Female,which Female Pornstar do you want to have sex with ??

    and she has self control with the boob job. they have always looked pretty decent. didnt go crazy.
  26. squallumz

    Fartsalot's Masterpieces?

    you mean anders? wait a minute...!
  27. squallumz

    Fartsalot's Masterpieces?

    rumour has it it was regina. she's not only sexy, but she's a party ****** and a ban hammer wielding hottie. she also knows the the colonels secret recipe.
  28. squallumz

    Fartsalot's Masterpieces?

    im buying you the name brand microwave popcorn tonight, baby! ps. he called you ****** in the other thread [/tattle]
  29. squallumz

    Should pornstars be allowed to buy Girl Scout cookies?

    im not buying their dumb cookies. arent they supposed to be helping people cross the street and ****? im all over in the local community and i dont ever seen them helping out. you only see the little thieves when its cookie sales time. girl scouts: a pyramid scheme. money on the top...
  30. squallumz

    Fartsalot's Masterpieces?

    dont be a dick you piece of ****.
  31. squallumz

    Should pornstars be allowed to buy Girl Scout cookies?

    speaking of being ambushed by girl scouts selling cookies, has anyone noticed the change in the times? next time you turn them down, walk a little slower away. you're often hear them talking **** about you. think im joking? you watch.
  32. squallumz

    Should pornstars be allowed to buy Girl Scout cookies?

    standard issue. since 04.
  33. squallumz

    Breaking News: Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital

    indeed. he'll be back to being hairy and ugly in no time! speaking of gsb, i wonder whats new with ron jeremy.
  34. squallumz

    35 Ways To Use Everyday Objects

    you don't even have to ask.
  35. squallumz

    If you are a Female,which Female Pornstar do you want to have sex with ??

    thats 3 times the redhead... *drool*
  36. squallumz

    Rebecca Jessop VOTE for her to WIN BOOBLE CONTEST!!!

    URAN right into a 4 year old thread. way to go, sparky.
  37. squallumz

    35 Ways To Use Everyday Objects

    ha! thats a common joke at my house. a classic moment.
  38. squallumz

    Do You Find Tours On Adult Sites Boring And Why?

    tours should be simple. a good streaming trailer is totally the catcher. that should be page one and big. then you needa know about updates, when and what, that its still a live site, and what you get extra. the billing needs to be clear too.
  39. squallumz

    Anyone here in a band?

    the aa series is pretty solid. if you like a bright sound. and like you, im not a stick to a brand player. ive never played any paiste though. i think maybe i had a splash at one point though.
  40. squallumz

    Do You Find Tours On Adult Sites Boring And Why?

    im all about the bonuses. if a site has a big dvd collection with proper titles mixed in, im sold. interaction is key. you want to feel special. the more i feel connected, the cooler it is.
  41. squallumz

    Should performers be allowed to have adult ********?

    they should come out as old people. then shrink back as they age.
  42. squallumz

    Should Sabrina Deep be allowed to be a woman?

    id be the one begging for the ass. since i never fucking get it. grr.
  43. squallumz

    Pornstars with laughable stagenames

    :D and yeah, i was gonna mention Dirty Pancake. wtf? Dirty Pancake?! awful.
  44. squallumz

    Anyone here in a band?

    ps. sabians rock.
  45. squallumz

    Should Sabrina Deep be allowed to be a woman?

    you kidding? everyone wants a piece of that.
  46. squallumz

    What European country do you profile as?

    oh come on now. no lying.
  47. squallumz

    What European country do you profile as?

    Re: What European contry do you profile as? whats a contry?
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