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  1. Torre82

    Bangbros website

    It's like freemium games or tube memberships - you are only VIP1. You need VIP3 to get that feature. Be sure to got like and subscribe! Thanks to nord VPN for sponsoring this reply!
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    New Brazzers

    I'm going to need a sloppy set of tits with huge nipples. Preferably pierced. I want the pussy sloppy, too. With unshaven everything. Just noh razor usage, at all. Noh makeup. Noh long hair. For science. For example, if you were to look up "fist me dirty wanda" levels of sloppy. That will...
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    Adult pay site reviews! Read this!

    This site as in Freeones or the site titsrock (isn't) referring to? Anywho. What sites do you use? :)
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    The invisible man

    Well hello, there. You know reading a story is quite an investment in time, in this day-and-age. So... that is you. (The pix) I should read more often.
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    Who Invented **** Porn And Why?

    I imagine the Romans. Communal bathrooms. Shared sponge to wipe with. A less icky approach to dooks. Perhaps the Vikings with their cavalier attitude towards bodily fluids and such. I know it'll never be answered, but I'd like to think it's from the same ilk as watching someone *** and then...
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    Which News Reporter Would You Want In A Porno?

    https://www.facebook.com/TelevisaGDL/videos/942977263625897/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v And Allison Williams from WVEC
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    Denise Richards

    According to every tube site, ever.. the world seems to want more of 'that'. Just call it step ******** and it becomes alright. (Porn logic?)
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    11 years. 9 posts. Add 2 more to make it one per year to balance it out. :)

    11 years. 9 posts. Add 2 more to make it one per year to balance it out. :)
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    [NEEDS ID] Brunette Bethany Dunn from Girls Gone Wild Horniest Brunettes and Horny Classmates

    Oh, McKenna grace? I suppose i can see some of that. Beauty is still beauty. Just verboten beauty. \shrug
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    [NEEDS ID] Brunette Bethany Dunn from Girls Gone Wild Horniest Brunettes and Horny Classmates

    Dunno why she'd look familiar. It's not like she's a carbon copy of Kari Byron from mythbusters or anything.
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    Tiggle Bitties / Destina Sanders / Destiny S / Destiny

    Oh, destin*. I used to watch your fake orgasms often. 10+ years ago. Bess of luck in whatever RL endeavors u have. (I know, she'll never read that.)
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    Denise Richards

    Wow, i guess she really fell off. Last reply was 3 years ago? Well.. for better or worse, this is legit. https://onlyfans.com/deniserichards Disclaimer: i read a news article that said Denise Richard's ******** was joined by her *** on OF. So they both haff an OF page of their own.
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    TINY Japanese TITTIES

    Delicious flat chest. DFC.
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    Maria Bartiromo: You Fuck Her Or No?

    Yus. Simply yus. But in the same way that I'd eat pork to survive. I don't like it, I've never found but like, maybe one tenderloin I've ever liked.. but if I'm hungry, and it's right there.. yeah I'll eat the dang thing. Same for any given ugly girl. I'd say it enhanced it, cuz you're...
  15. Torre82

    Favorite Comedian?

    Che, kreischer, burr, segura, williams, dangerfield
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    hot wife rio like ****** like ********

    ... Is that all they 'did'?
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    Backhanded Compliments At Their Most Degrading Upliftingness

    Ugly girl is best girl. Best girl is ugly girl. They never take that as a compliment. :\
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    Alert! France to ***** pornography viewers to prove their age with ‘digital certificate’

    Belated reply: \insert generic advert for nord VPN
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    [NEEDS ID] Please ID

    Another sign of the times - ppl ignoring reality. A.I. creates an amalgamation (a milkshake) of all the things you asked for, but not QUITE like someone real.. to the point where, of course, you think it looks like someone else. IT'S DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE SOMEONE ELSE! But it isn't anyone in...
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    THREAD FIXES: Merging - Moving - Title Changes - Post Deleting [2006-2025]

    Thank you, uncle Lee! \click Done! (In a sec)
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    Why **** Tastes Better at McDonald's

    KFC \ taco bell Pepsi is infinitely better. The flagship restaurants get the best versions, yus. But McDonald's? Just eww. **** - extra vanilla Pepsi - extra citrus, extra sugar\caramel I can't stand vanilla with my food. Lemony twist, tho? That works so much better. Lemon pepper or vanilla...
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    THREAD FIXES: Merging - Moving - Title Changes - Post Deleting [2006-2025]

    ... R we running out of threads to fix? R WE DONE?! O_O!
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    [NEEDS ID] Who is she ?

    Yandex pulled: Julia Semakina dances striptease in the series "Univer: New Dorm"
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    Lisa Ann

    Lisa Ann on her Onlyfans from time to time gives new solo videos and goes live for an hour, where at the end she undresses and sometimes gets good - polish (u forgot to translate, good sir.)
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    Greta Thunberg

    Jailbird Greta has a decent tuchus.
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    Someone likes to candy up their nose.

    The Clinton years? Any given president during their term? Russian plant? I'm going to take the safe route, here. Foreign plant to sabotage credibility. Call it a ***** thing.. cuz i could easily see putin doing this. It's just so much more probable. In my biased opinion. :)
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    I Highly Recommend YouTube TV

    Even with the ancient and underspecced chromecast, a good youtube tv scrip is like freedom (so long as you got the bandwidth for any given HD channel setup with your tv's. The only thing I didnt like is how they used to send out a chromecast for free (and they don't, now) with a new membership...
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    Pick 5 porns stars and quick.

    Kobe tai Princess Kristi (parker, ***** fetishes, farting, etc) Amai Liu (she is wee) Tanya viraga (ultra bimbo) Whitney wisconsin (if you know, then you know)
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    Hey Fellas, Do You Think It Would Be Good To Put A Can Of Chili In A Bowl Of Popcorn? I'd Ask My Wife But She's Not Too Much For Chili.

    Yes. Maximize earthy flavor on popcorn. I prefer cumin spice and\or a sharp curry to round of a light, non salted popcorn. Salsa also isn't too bad. YMMV
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    Memes

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    Helen Hunt

    This has been around for years and we've already seen her nude, buuut...
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    Millie Bobby Brown

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    Video game babes - Give the fans that they want!

    I feel the odd need to spooge. This is not the desired training, master! \fetish princess Kristi voice "I'm going to give you a countdown"
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    Gives you the high five of awesomeness

    Gives you the high five of awesomeness
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    How do I get better at determining real or fake tits?

    Teardrop. Scar tissue. Skin rippling. Google searching. Simply getting away from huge tits. Realizing mommy issues with breast fixations are a thing. But still better than ass guys. (Those guys are dogs and they know it lol) reading psychiatry books. Realizing the girls who get implants also...
  36. Torre82

    Flash your junk, get double-tapped

    Jesus: did i, tho?
  37. Torre82

    Models for OnlyFans

    Reread the original post. Carefully. I believe you may have missed something.
  38. Torre82

    Pandora Dreams

    The John has spoken. \ducks into the dark recesses of the temple (Ninja! VANISH!)
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    Wildfire awfulness

    \steps outside Ooh. Foggy. \walks down the street, coughs \looks over at streetlight (Yellowish, thick fog?) \opens weather app Yup. Smokey.
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    Pandora Dreams

    Just DM john8581. He knows all. Sees all. Like, it's actually pretty impressive how much he knows about this industry.
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    Twitter and browser issues

    I feel.. perhaps the polar opposite? Insofar as that i feel like FB was always "the rebound girl" after myspace. I never wanted to use it, except every.. EVERYBODY was on fb since 2007. Ugh So seeing Twitter turn into an Elon side project? (Yus, I'm an Elon fan.) And seeing far fewer posts...
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    Memes

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    stupid tags in those Angelina Jolie pics , any chance to remove the tags ? thanks

    Photoshop has you covered. Assuming you pick and choose where the text is. On a pic by pic basis. (Although I'm sure you could batch file a bunch and let the a.i. do it's magic) Magic eraser tool on Google pixels (and to a lesser extent, Google snapseed) works reasonably well (if you're online...
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