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Call away! I'm ready willing and able! ~JORDAN~

Hi ya Diamondshaft, wow..... "A Diamondshaft" if a girl had a big enough one of those that might be all she would ever need! But I digress, hey thanks fro the friend request. Don't be a stranger. ~JORDAN~

SORRY ALEX, but I'm going to go with FAIL!!!!! on this one. ~JORDAN~

Hey Wt, I know you probably don't care, but if you want a avatar pic I'll be happy to send you one of me. (original) Just e-mail me your e-mail address to ohjordanlynn@gmail.com Your friend ~JORDAN~

Hey torreao, how you doing? ~JORDAN~

Hey Lickem, how you doing? ~JORDAN~

Hey SMK, about the avatar, thank you so much! I'm all wet inside, you are too cool! OK about sending you a BGG OR I think it was a BBG. Well I have never done a BBG (UNFORTUNATELY!) But I did do a GGB/BJ with the very wonderful Ally Ann. So go on to the FreeOnes search and put in Jordan Lynn...

What? What? Are you talking about? That was from my heart. Don't make me deal with you like I dealt with Curly Jefferson. I'm Old Jordan, and I want to make you a funk shake! You'll start to feel all fizzy inside. OMG JS I may never think of anything again. TOO FUNNY! Thanks! I Owe You. Your...

F-it I win ether way I'm in! HHHHHHOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Jordan~

Though a true believer in "Death to all Jews" Mohamed learned a real lesson that day. "DON'T LET BERNIE DO YOUR SIGNS!!" ~Jordan~

Oh c'mon let's get original! Tell me, who hasn't seen the spread leg pussy shot before? Heck I was doing this kinda stuff when I was nineteen. ~Jordan~

OH! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! NOBODY! AND I MEAN NOBODY! Should Ever Mix A Jimmy Choo and a Manolo Heel! That's Blasphemy! Shame, Such Shame. ~Jordan~

Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to introduce you to the cast members of the series finally of ABC's " LOST" ~Jordan~

If I had a dime for every time I saw that at work, I would have never got in to the Porn Biz. ~Jordan~

Though skeptical, Vern became a believer when Dr. Felix diagnosed his periodontal disease within ten seconds of his rather unconventional exam. ~Jordan~

Hey Wimy!, how's my main man? Long time no talkie. Hit me back when your on. My Sweet Wimy. ~Jordan~

Hey JS, Do You Love Me? Do You Love Me? You've Seen My Downstairs Mixer. Hey JS, Have You Ever Drank Baileys Out Of A Shoe? I Really Need To Get Myself A Funky TUTU! ~Jordan~

Hey IC, thanks for the request, don't be a stranger. ~Jordan~

Hi ya Par, thanks, I am doing fine now, I had the flu or something like it. It sucked! To answer your question about my site, Not No, But Hell No! Man who would have thought it would take so long and cost so much money to video a bunch of people take their cloths off and have sex! So who knows...

Hey Weirdchris, welcome to FreeOnes! Have fun. ~Jordan~

OMG! That looks just like the story board from my last video! ~Jordan~

I dunno, it may be right, that pot looks pretty happy. ~Jordan~

Hey DV, thanks for the add. Don't be a stranger. ~Jordan~

Officer Hall found it ironic, that never before today, the 4TH of July, did he understand why his partner referred to his wife as the "hottest little pussy in New York." ~Jordan~

Hey doublevaglvr, thanks for the caption this/ White Bear rep. Stupid bear! He should have known better. ~Jordan~

Hey Johnny, "thanks for the rep". Now did I do that like a old pro or what? You betcha I did! ~Jordan~

Hi my ***** friend, thanks so much for the rep. See I knew there was a reason you didn't make me cry! ~Jordan~

Hey nightwanker, thanks so much for the rep. UR2SWEET. ~Jordan~

Hey you sweet thing, this the first time I have ever said this on FreeOnes. But here goes. Thanks for the REP! Wow I feel like such a veteran! And as always thanks for mentioning me in the threads. Your friend. ~Jordan~

Yes Rabid, that is a distinct possibility. But as you and I both know, that only came close in testing once. Therefore, one would reason, that weighing the cost factors in research and development, the prudent course to follow would be to release the product to the public. Having said that, the...

Easy! Item#1 on the left is a cock ring for "Pin Head" once it is in place, you simply squeeze the outer ring till it locks. Item#2 on right is the giant plunger head most guys will need after thinking about item #1 ~Jordan~

Hey JR, thanks for the request! And welcome to FreeOnes. Have fun and don't be a stranger. ~Jordan~

Billy was relieved to see that, while probably inappropriate in the grand scheme of things, he did not stand alone in his decision to wear white after Labor Day. ~Jordan~

Hey Humpy, hope your doing OK. Drop me line to let me know you are. ~Jordan~

Hi question, saw you did a flyby of my page, welcome to FreeOnes! Have fun! ~Jordan~

Hey A2M, welcome to FreeOnes! HAVE FUN! ~Jordan~

Man, Lance Armstrong has let himself GO! ~Jordan~

Forget all that, who does her hair! ~Jordan~

NO,NO, that's real, she is wearing Victoria's Secret new fusion powered "Magno Bra" it not only push's up, but it changes your cell structure to form and fit into the cups. Now granted there are a few side affects, like bending bone and light. But hey, her boobs look great! ~Jordan~

Hey Rezen, just happened to see your post on the "Would you fuck the girl in the avatar above you?" Thread. With your post "I don't know who she is, and she might have a STD or something, so I think I'd get to know her better first." Well it was "me" Jordan Lynn and I have NO STD. But I think...

ARR ME HEARTIES! I appreciate the request! ~Jordan~

Whatever! I would sooo still do him! C'mon Bond,F-N James Bond???!!!!!! PLEASE!!! NUFF SAID!!!!!!!!! ~Jordan~

Hey my sweets, I am so flattered! What can I do for you? Wimy your just the best! Your very good friend ~Jordan~

Hi rob, wow, would you look at that, nothing but OCSM and me. Thank you for putting me among some really big stars! I truly feel honored that you did that for me. LOVE! ~Jordan~

When you buy me a San Francisco 49ers jersey! ~Jordan~

Wow I keep telling people I don't have ***** issues. But what the hell if he calls I'm there! ~Jordan~

Hey Milf Man, thanks for remembering me on your thread. UR2 sweet! ~Jordan~

Well, not really, I barely have time for FreeOnes. ~Jordan~

Thanks D-OG, don't be a stranger. ~Jordan~

Hey Maley, thanks, you too. I'm doing better, I had the flu or something like it! But I'm on the road to recovery now. Stay sweet. ~Jordan~